What ever happened to The Undertaker?

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and Vince McMahon have IQs of 256 each.

BTW, that's idiocy quotient, not intelligence

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Steve Austin can't speak, he just mimes to one of Hitlers old speeches that he did in English.

[Lando Griffin 0]

My inside sources tell me that Spike Dudley is made of popsicle sticks glued together.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard William Regal is actually Shawn Michaels and Maya Rudolph. Sorry, Barron.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Rikishi is all four members of Metallica.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.

Yeah? Well, I heard it turned you into Goldust!

[The Czech Republic 0]

I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.

I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.

I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane.

I heard putting your ass in a electrical socket turns you into Abdullah the Butcher.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Shane hasn't got any balls, just two kittens running around in his ball-sack...

[Adam 0]

I heard that Lindas womb is not infested with demons, but rats.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that Lindas womb is not infested with demons, but rats.

I'm pretty sure they're demon rats.

 

 

I heard Goldberg's real name is Smaffles Q. Goirg.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

I heard Moppy won the European Title at a house show 2 years ago, but they phantomed it back to Matt Hardy after they decided that putting a title on a mop was a bad idea.

[Adam 0]

I heard that Bret really was a Hitman for a time.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Mark Henry is currently filming a commercial for Luvs Diapers.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

In my own personal opinion, I believe the death of Owen Hart was a TRAGEDY.

[Lando Griffin 0]

I getting some breaking news...it seems that Steve Austin may have a drinking problem. More on this as it develops.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Jake Roberts was sober.

[Adam 0]

I heard Triple H loved Stacy because of her small breasts.

[NYU 0]

I heard Triple H loved Chyna because of her large penis.

[justsoyouknow 0]

In my own personal opinion, I believe the death of Owen Hart was a TRAGEDY.

I heard that Owen Hart isn't really dead, but that he lives on an island in the Caribbean with Tupac and Elvis and Jim Morrison, just waiting for the right time to make a comeback.

[Adam 0]

I heard that Heaven is really an island in the Caribbean.

[Zack Malibu 0]

There was also a rumor going around that Tatanka and Koko B. Ware have some real life heat with each other and that Frankie has become headgear for our Native American friend.

[Adam 0]

I heard that The Undertaker really died at the Royal Rumble, and he really is a Deadman Walking.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Paul London is actually a 19th Century British chimney sweep, a la Mary Poppins, and when off screen he talks like Dick Van Dyke.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard RoyalBlue is actually Eagan.

[Adam 0]

Hey! I heard that too!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

GET OUT!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I heard it through the grapevine.

[Guest Barcelona]

I hurd cattle