DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and Vince McMahon have IQs of 256 each. BTW, that's idiocy quotient, not intelligence
Guest RoyalBlue Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard that Steve Austin can't speak, he just mimes to one of Hitlers old speeches that he did in English.
Lando Griffin Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 My inside sources tell me that Spike Dudley is made of popsicle sticks glued together.
DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard William Regal is actually Shawn Michaels and Maya Rudolph. Sorry, Barron.
Guest RoyalBlue Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Rikishi is all four members of Metallica.
DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.
Guest RoyalBlue Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane. Yeah? Well, I heard it turned you into Goldust!
The Czech Republic Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane. I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane.
DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane. I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane. I heard putting your ass in a electrical socket turns you into Abdullah the Butcher.
Guest RoyalBlue Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Shane hasn't got any balls, just two kittens running around in his ball-sack...
Adam Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard that Lindas womb is not infested with demons, but rats.
DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard that Lindas womb is not infested with demons, but rats. I'm pretty sure they're demon rats. Â Â I heard Goldberg's real name is Smaffles Q. Goirg.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Moppy won the European Title at a house show 2 years ago, but they phantomed it back to Matt Hardy after they decided that putting a title on a mop was a bad idea.
Adam Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard that Bret really was a Hitman for a time.
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 Mark Henry is currently filming a commercial for Luvs Diapers.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 In my own personal opinion, I believe the death of Owen Hart was a TRAGEDY.
Lando Griffin Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I getting some breaking news...it seems that Steve Austin may have a drinking problem. More on this as it develops.
DerangedHermit Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Jake Roberts was sober.
Adam Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Triple H loved Stacy because of her small breasts.
NYU Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 I heard Triple H loved Chyna because of her large penis.
justsoyouknow Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 In my own personal opinion, I believe the death of Owen Hart was a TRAGEDY. I heard that Owen Hart isn't really dead, but that he lives on an island in the Caribbean with Tupac and Elvis and Jim Morrison, just waiting for the right time to make a comeback.
Adam Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I heard that Heaven is really an island in the Caribbean.
Zack Malibu Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 There was also a rumor going around that Tatanka and Koko B. Ware have some real life heat with each other and that Frankie has become headgear for our Native American friend.
Adam Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I heard that The Undertaker really died at the Royal Rumble, and he really is a Deadman Walking.
Guest RoyalBlue Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I heard that Paul London is actually a 19th Century British chimney sweep, a la Mary Poppins, and when off screen he talks like Dick Van Dyke.
DerangedHermit Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I heard RoyalBlue is actually Eagan.
Art Sandusky Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I heard it through the grapevine.
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