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HOLY CRAP THAT MATCH SUCKED ASS. -****

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I'D SAY THAT ANY MATCH ENVOLVING JAY LENNO, DENNIS RODMAN, KARL MALONE, THE 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T GUY HAVE TO BE UP THERE AS THE MOST CRAPTASTIC.

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Guest undisputedjericho
Undertaker vs. Austin, Buried Alive Match from Rock Bottom. One of my most hated match's.

Truely awful

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Guest The Midnight Rocking Warrior

Stephanie vs. Vince's buildup was the stupidest ever: " I can't believe my dad would hit me"

 

Who here hasn't gotten their ass kicked by their dad before?

 

HHH vs. Steiner at the royal rumble was the Gigli of pay per view matches this year.

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Guest Boo_Bradley

Rock vs Taker from KOR (?) 99

 

20+ gawd awful mins

 

 

And Kieth crapped all over Austin/Taker from last year- was it that bad?

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Rock vs Taker from KOR (?) 99

 

20+ gawd awful mins

 

 

And Kieth crapped all over Austin/Taker from last year- was it that bad?

If it was Backlash 2002, then yes, it was terrible...in a boring way.

 

Giving them 25:00+ was not a good idea. I was looking at the clock every 30 seconds praying for it to end. I didn't even care who won, just to end it was good enough.

 

Hogan/HHH made me happy though. But in a "Smark mode" it was another match that shouldn't have gotten 20+ minutes. But Hogan rules so WOO!

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Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair at Uncensored 2000. Worst Flair match ever.

Are you sure that wasn't 99? Maybe they had another at 2000, but I don't remember. However, I may just have to go with thier 99 cage match. It was a first blood match that continued for about 10 minutes after Flair was busted open. I think there was supposed to be some sort of double turn, but the acting/selling/announcing was so unclear that it confused everybody.

 

Another choice could be Mark Henry vs. Viscera at NWO 2000. Thank god that only lasted 5 minutes, but that's 5 minutes that could have been added to Angle/Jericho, Hardyz/E+C, or HHH/Foley. Hell, those five minutes could have been better used on X-Pac/Kane or the 10-minute ass-kicking of Tazz by Bossman and Albert.

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Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair at Uncensored 2000. Worst Flair match ever.

Are you sure that wasn't 99? Maybe they had another at 2000, but I don't remember. However, I may just have to go with thier 99 cage match. It was a first blood match that continued for about 10 minutes after Flair was busted open. I think there was supposed to be some sort of double turn, but the acting/selling/announcing was so unclear that it confused everybody.

They had a rematch at Uncensored 2000. For some reason it was the main event instead of the Sid/Jarrett world title match. Both men looked horribly out of shape and was really long for these guys at 15 minutes. Maybe I have to rewatch it again, but I've always seemed to like their match at Uncensored 99.

 

Another match that should be considered is Taker/Kane at Judgment Day 98.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Anyone v. Regal is a styles clash, doesn't mean a match was absolutely terrible.

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Rock vs Taker from KOR (?) 99

 

20+ gawd awful mins

 

 

And Kieth crapped all over Austin/Taker from last year- was it that bad?

If it was Backlash 2002, then yes, it was terrible...in a boring way.

 

Giving them 25:00+ was not a good idea. I was looking at the clock every 30 seconds praying for it to end. I didn't even care who won, just to end it was good enough.

 

Hogan/HHH made me happy though. But in a "Smark mode" it was another match that shouldn't have gotten 20+ minutes. But Hogan rules so WOO!

Yes, it's that bad. I mean brawl, brawl, hearing them call spots very easily. When Ric Flairs shoes are the focal point of a match you really have problems. (For those who haven't seen the match; he's wearing a normal ref uniform with BRIGHT red shoes)

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Guest Douche
Until then, my pick is Stephanie McMahon vs Vince McMahon at this year's No Mercy event. It was a terrible match in itself, long and boring, and had the most obnoxious buildup for it that I've ever seen in any feud. The fact that the hype for No Mercy surrounded this match and had the worst PPV buyrate in years is a huge indication to just how much this match hurt the WWE.

Let's not forget that it didn't go on last and even if you use the buildup excuse, the other matches that people DID know about didn't help the buyrate either...

 

Kurt Angle defeated John Cena (18:24) via submission...

 

United States Heavyweight Title Match: The Big Show pinned Eddie Guerrero (11:22) to win the title...

 

World Heavyweight Title Match (Biker Chain Match): Brock Lesnar pinned The Undertaker (24:20) in a "Biker Chain" match to retain the title.

 

People may not want to see Steph vs. Vince but they didn't wanna see Angle, Cena, Big Show, Eddy, Brock, or UT either.

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Guest Douche
Stephanie vs. Vince's buildup was the stupidest ever: " I can't believe my dad would hit me"

 

Who here hasn't gotten their ass kicked by their dad before?

That says A LOT about the neighborhood you live in. Most girls I know don't get hit by their dads at all, nevermind getting their asses beat. It's usually child abuse if you beat your children's ass. Spankings I've heard of but bodyslamming and clotheslining your daughter?

 

I think Noble and Nidia moved out so there's an empty spot in the park for you and your dad.

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Guest The Midnight Rocking Warrior

I'd usually make a smart-ass comment, but how do you embarrass someone named Douche :D

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Guest The Midnight Rocking Warrior

Oh, by the way, my dad has never hit a woman in his life, hell, he's barely hit me. So I'd not comment on stuff you don't know about........... DOUCHE!

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I actually thought Test vs. Kane was alright.

No.

 

It was a hideously boring shitfest that went on WAY too long with a stupid evil ref angle trying to take people's minds away from the shit they were seeing.

 

The ladies TOTALLY outclassed them.

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I actually thought Test vs. Kane was alright.

No.

 

It was a hideously boring shitfest that went on WAY too long with a stupid evil ref angle trying to take people's minds away from the shit they were seeing.

 

The ladies TOTALLY outclassed them.

Stacy Keibler/Torrie Wilson in a Lingerie Match...better than Kane/Test?

 

Well, it has gotten more views by me if that counts otherwise, I don't remember either. Bring on Booker/Undertaker. LOL

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