Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 <plans the OAO Dutch's Acid Trip Thread> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Dude, me and my friends were chased by a monster once in the woods, I fucking swear it. This is the shit that happens to me when I'm NOT on acid, so I can't see drugs making much of a fucking difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Tripping on acid might make talking to a certain female more fun. Or, maybe not. Forget I even suggested that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Don't you start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 No, please do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Don't you start. Sorry, I just felt this compelling urge to say something about her. And admit it, it would be kinda funny. Hell, she might even make sense. And I'll shut up now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 It'll just trigger more drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 You know what would be entertaining? Posting transcripts of her shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Would that necessarily be a bad thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 You know what would be entertaining? Posting transcripts of her shit. Yes, that would be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 (edited) Ah, sweet stardust overdose. Simply divine. Edited December 21, 2003 by BlockOfPiss, Abbreviated! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Psychopath: why are you being so turdy? House Ampoliros: Why do you have to question every little thing? Psychopath: what's wrong with questioning things? House Ampoliros: If I went back through oru conversations, I'll bet a full 85% of your sentences end in question marks. Psychopath: i like to ask questions. Psychopath: i'm thirsty for knowledge House Ampoliros: Drink elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 I remember that conversation, sadly enough. Well, I remember your "drink elsewhere" comment. And Mr. Piss, I certainly wouldn't want anyone to OD on stardust. I'm not sure if that would be a good thing or a bad thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Psychopath: well you know, i was thinking, and it seems sort of odd that you just suddenly up and decided that we completely wouldn't work after all those years you spent chasing me. and it occured to me that you lost interest when i made it very clear that you were't going to be getting any nookie from me. so you know, i've been trying to tell myself that you're not like that, but i really don't know, because as i said, you obviously didn't give a fuck about how i was feeling. House Ampoliros: It's too bad you think that, because you're wrong. Psychopath: about what part? you not caring, or you losing interest once i learned how to keep my fucking legs closed? House Ampoliros: Both. Psychopath: so, in your world, is ignoring someone a way of showing you care? House Ampoliros: I've got my own life to live here and I've been trying to get this moving out shit sorted out for a few weeks now and you know that I've been busy with it. It doesn't mean I care any less; you said yourself several times that you were okay. Psychopath: wow, okay, that totally did it. congrats, you have officially pushed me over my anger capacity and i am now entering the stage where i can't continue caring about what you do. since you have your own life to live and EVERYTHING ELSE took precedence over me, i'll leave you alone to deal with your life. Psychopath: i sincerely hope you figure out how to not be a complete bastardly asshole when dealing with girls. House Ampoliros: Fine. I don't need this crap from you all the time anyway. It's getting old. House Ampoliros: Bye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 THAT conversation. Is it a bad thing or a good thing that I remember this stuff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 It shows good memory and bad judgement. Take that for what you will. House Ampoliros: You know, maybe I'm a bastard, but I LOVE being right all the time. starrdust1110: ? House Ampoliros: Here ... House Ampoliros: It's another Sarah thing, btw. House Ampoliros: Psychopath: i talk to you because you're you and i love you for it. even though you do annoy me to hell and back. and if it's that big of an issue to talk to me online without seeing me, then stop. House Ampoliros: If you love me for it, then why can't you just forgive and say "Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing you sometime, even if it is alone." I've apologized a million fucking times and I"m not going to try anything. House Ampoliros: Instead you'd rather spend time with Chris and have sex with him, even though you know it's never going to go anywhere and he only considers you a fuck buddy. House Ampoliros: Especially when you know there' s a guy sitting right here typing who loves you and is sorry that he ever made so many mistakes with you. House Ampoliros: So there you go. My thoughts. Happy? Session Close (Psychopath): Wed Aug 20 19:45:27 2003 Session Start (AIM - HouseAmpoliros:Psychopath): Wed Aug 20 19:49:41 2003 Psychopath: you are forgiven. however, i am still immensely weirded out in your presence and it blows that you have no patience with me. you know nothing about how i really feel about chris or what i want from him or what i think will happen with him. don't ever again fucking bring him up. House Ampoliros: Good night. House Ampoliros: Let me know when you're done so I can show the second bit. starrdust1110: done House Ampoliros: And now, from her online journal ... House Ampoliros: "The dirty lying cheating heart-breaking dickhead bastard has been moving his stuff to his apartment during the week. The other friend guy went down to chill with him for a while. Now, one evening, the dirty lying cheating heart-breaking dickhead bastard thought it would be a good idea to invite the friend's ex down to drink with them. Stupid idea from the beginning. So everyone's had a lot to drink. Friend B passed out on the couch, and while he was out cold what do you suppose that dirty lying cheating heart-breaking bastard did? He went hooked up with the friend's ex, thus utterly betraying his friend, who was still rather sensitive about the whole thing, as well as me, who was stupidly waiting for him to come around and decide that a realtionship would be good for the both of us." House Ampoliros: "The dirty lying cheating heart-breaking dickhead bastard " would be Chris. House Ampoliros: I fucking TOLD her. God damn. I love being right. If it makes me an asshole, so be it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 I'm reading a log of Stardust reading another conversation It's like one of those mirror tunnels <gets lost> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 It's like taking a trip down memory lane. *sniffle* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 I'm reading a log of Stardust reading another conversation It's like one of those mirror tunnels <gets lost> Basically, Dutch here will send me his convos with this girl to get my opinion, or to just let me know what inane thing said girl has now said. So if he does that again, that's why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 (AIM - HouseAmpoliros:Psychopath): Sat Aug 23 01:24:15 2003 Psychopath: i'm really sorry for everything.....i hate saying that so much, but um, it's there. House Ampoliros: s'alright. Psychopath: no, it's not. House Ampoliros: Meh. I'll live. Psychopath: yeah. Psychopath: sorry. House Ampoliros: Apology #318 starrdust1110: jesus House Ampoliros: GOD I RULE House Ampoliros: I love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 <looks at Stardust looking at him looking at her looking at her log looking at the other log looking back at you> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 House Ampoliros: Psychopath: alright, now what assumptions would you make about me requesting my stuff mailed to me? House Ampoliros: I'd pretty much call it as a bluff, because, well, that's what you do. Psychopath: shut up. you're not really you, you're someone else and you don't know that. House Ampoliros: Like glass, I tells ya. starrdust1110: HAHA starrdust1110: you know her far too well Psychopath: maybe instead i'll come climb into bed with you so we'll both be less lonely House Ampoliros: Hold on a second. The pigs are trying to fly out of my ass. Psychopath: i'm gonna be in my college's performance of la boheme, an opera Psychopath: how fucking crazy is that??? House Ampoliros: Cool. Have fun with that. : House Ampoliros: that was supposed to be a smiley, but I missed the parenthesis. House Ampoliros: and I'm too lazy to type a ")" again. Psychopath: you know what, you are a perfect example of the horrendous apathy that is so common in the youth of america. Psychopath: i tell you someone's getting married, you don't care. i tell you i'm gonna sing, in an opera, in front of people, and you don't care. House Ampoliros: It's funny how you're wrong a lot. House Ampoliros: I am glad that you're in the opera. I hope you have fun with it. It sounds like it'll be neat. Psychopath: uh huh. it's funny how you are about as expressive as a rock. House Ampoliros: If you can't think of anyone typing on the internet as anything but a monotone, then you really need to stop using the internet. Just because it LOOKS like doesn't doesn't care, doesn't mean they don't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Oooo. Where's the one where she goes off on you about your lack of art appreciation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Oooo. Where's the one where she goes off on you about your lack of art appreciation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 I'm gonna pollute this thread with a convo between my alter-ego, Jim Ross, and a certain prominant poster at THIS VERY BOARD. Session Start (AIM - WWERossJ:TheBigJig01): Sat Dec 07 13:51:47 2002 TheBigJig01: I don't want to come across as a typical dumbass internet wrestling geek because I'm not... but I got your screen name from a friend of mine, and I just thought I would attempt bothering you just once to tell you that I enjoy your work. And from one old school wrestling fan to another, I wish you and your colleagues the best of luck in trying to reshape your current product *** Auto-response sent to TheBigJig01: I'm away right now. WWERossJ: Thanks for the words of encouragement. But don't be embarressed of your "Smarkiness" WWERossJ: I don't mind messages so much, but its usually from people who can't type. TheBigJig01: Well I sometimes with the internet wasn't around, because I enjoyed wrestling alot more when I didn't find myself knowing what was going to happen WWERossJ: You know. It gets hard to look at. I do enjoy comments on our product TheBigJig01: Yes I can only imagine TheBigJig01: I try to look at the good more than the bad... unlike some of the morons that I talk to... so called "smart" marks. Cynics annoy me WWERossJ: I don't enjoy the frequent criticism I see about Triple H. WWERossJ: I think he is the shining star of the promotion right now. TheBigJig01: Yes, I don't buy into all of that, and I also realize that the "smark" fan base is relatively small compared to your "real" fans if you know what I mean TheBigJig01: HHH is sort of the internet whipping boy right now. I find it funny, but at the same time annoying WWERossJ: True. 95 percent of our fans react positively to workers that are unpopular with the internet crowd WWERossJ: Like Triple H, Albert, and Kevin Nash. WWERossJ: Well, Triple H gets a bad rap WWERossJ: Solely because of his relationship with Ms. McMahon TheBigJig01: I've noticed. I remember reading several internet "columnists" writing things like "HHH gets no heat, and doesn't deserve his push... blah blah blah" and it's obviously BS because everytime he comes out, you SEE the fans reacting to him in numbers WWERossJ: The fans want to like Triple H, I believe. TheBigJig01: The problem with many internet fans, and not all are alike... but the majority that I've spoken with, is that they have their favorites. Benoit is their God... and I love Benoit too, but they get angry that he isn't the top star, without taking the facts into account. Sometimes I think many forget that it's a business above anything else WWERossJ: Benoit has a way to go before he can reach the top tier WWERossJ: that's pretty much been the concensus of the meetings we have. TheBigJig01: I personally enjoy Benoit and I love watching his matches, especially the string of great matches that he's had on Smackdown. So personally, I see nothing to bitch about WWERossJ: We'll give him a run with the WWE Title soon though. We've even discussed a jump to RAW for him. TheBigJig01: Really? That's great. I would like to see Benoit in the top tier WWERossJ: We think Benoit and his freakish left arm would help elevate HHH to that final tier of the Wrestling word. WWERossJ: Excuse me. WWERossJ: I meant "world" WWERossJ: Thats a joke we have around here TheBigJig01: That's great. I'm a big fan of his matches with Angle. I'm just so amazed at what those guys can do. Of course, watching them brings back memories of Flair/Steamboat so thats why I love those guys so much WWERossJ: exactly! WWERossJ: We think we might be able to recreate those epic battles on RAW. TheBigJig01: That would be amazing WWERossJ: HHH/Benoit. HHH/Steiner. Triple H and Batista has all the marks of a winner. But I digress. TheBigJig01: lol I'm sort of at a loss for words. I didn't expect you to respond to what I first said WWERossJ: What are some match-ups you enjoy right now? WWERossJ: I like to discuss the business with net fans every once in a while. TheBigJig01: I'm impressed with Batista, and I'm INCREDIBLY impressed with Shawn Michaels. I just can't believe that he's back in the ring. I never thought I would see that happen. I would like to see the matches on RAW go a little longer, like on Smackdown, but again I understand that RAW focuses more on the "entertainment" aspect WWERossJ: I'd personally like to see the RAW matches go longer WWERossJ: But most of the workers on RAW need work in keeping a match together. WWERossJ: Nowinksi needs work WWERossJ: We might need to lighten Nowinski's workload for a few weeks. The crowds dont seem to respond well to him. TheBigJig01: Yes I can understand that. I think RAW has improved in recent weeks, which I'm very happy about. I gotta say that I was uncomfortable with the necrophilia angle but I understand why it was done. Sometimes you've gotta try and push the button. But recently I've been much more impressed. Things seem to be flowing a little more smoothly TheBigJig01: I like Nowinski. Personally, I like him better than Maven, but yeah he needs more work and understandably so. I do see the potential in him though WWERossJ: Oh yes. The necrophilia. It would have never worked as long as Kane was involved. WWERossJ: Paul, I mean HHH, did his best to salvage the angle WWERossJ: However flawed it may have been, Kane just dropped the ball. WWERossJ: Thats why we depushed him. Vince was infuriated that Kane caused the failure of that story. TheBigJig01: Yes, he didn't seem too motivated. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't offended by it like some people were. I don't get offended easily. I'm just more of a "wrestling" fan WWERossJ: More Wrestlig = More Mark Henry, Albert, and Batista in my opinion TheBigJig01: Well I'm not much of a fan of Henry and Albert, but that's just my opinion WWERossJ: You don't like Henry and Albert? WHY? WWERossJ: ALBERT IS THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY BY GAWD. TheBigJig01: Not to change the subject or anything, but I was just curious if you have ever passed through the city of Wichita Falls Texas. I know that you worked for WCCW if I'm not mistaken and I was wondering if you have passed through WWERossJ: AND WHILE PEOPLE LIKE RVD INJURE FINE WORKERS LIKE TRIPLE H, ALBERT WILL CARRY HHH ACROSS THE BOTTOMLESS DEPTHS OF WATER KNOWN AS WORKRATE AND PSYCHOLOGY, AND DELIVER HIM TO THE PROMISED LAND, OH YEA VERILY. TheBigJig01: Oh my God... I've been worked. I feel like such a fool lol WWERossJ: Smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Oooo. Where's the one where she goes off on you about your lack of art appreciation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Oooo. Where's the one where she goes off on you about your lack of art appreciation? Hey, I felt left out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Wow. That was quite fucked up just then. It wouldn't ever connect, so I didn't think I'd even posted. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 <does not appareciate this art> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Can't find it. This'll have to do. House Ampoliros: Here we go: House Ampoliros: House Ampoliros: I'm gonna marry someone who tolerates me and understands that just because I don't talk much doesn't mean I don't care. Psychopath: wow, was that meant to be a direct blow to me? House Ampoliros: No. Psychopath: okay good, 'cause i'm not doing well with that kind of shit these days. House Ampoliros: I'm much more subtle with my jabs at people. starrdust1110: oh geezus House Ampoliros: See also: House Ampoliros: Psychopath: just don't turn into a lying cheating dirty heartbreaking bastard like chris. House Ampoliros: Everyone else thinks I'm being serious all the time. Psychopath: haha House Ampoliros: I have never cheated a girlfriend of mine. House Ampoliros: See? Subtle jab. starrdust1110: yes starrdust1110: i see that House Ampoliros: Right under her radar. Amuses me. Psychopath: i could find out what classes people were taking, and where they're from, and where they live, and when their birthdays are, and all that stuff...... but not anymore. now i'm limited to what house they're in, their year, their advisor, and their number. House Ampoliros: Yeah, I heard of teh stalker system. Sounded like fun. House Ampoliros: Why do you need it anyway? Psychopath: sometimes i become fascinated with random people on campus who i see in passing on a daily basis and i feel the need to find out everything i can about them. House Ampoliros: That's somewhat creepy. Psychopath: yes. Psychopath: most kids do it and just don't want to admit it. House Ampoliros: Still creepy. Glad I don't go there. Psychopath: haha House Ampoliros: You know lots of people would stalk me. Psychopath: sometimes your arrogance makes me want to slap you. House Ampoliros: Sometimes your inability to notice a joke makes me want to slap you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
