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PETA has even begun to adopt the tactics of an ALF offshoot known as SHAC (Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty). This group is notorious for taking protests outside the boardroom and into the living room, attacking their targets at their homes.

Oh my god, I just stumlbed onto a great fantasy here: what if PETA got angry sometime at one of the WWE's dumbass skits involving an animal?

 

I can see the FoxNews report now: "Three members of PETA were found beaten to death in the home of World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vincent K. McMahon today. The PETA members were apparently breaking and entering into the home in Stamford, Connecticut to protest recent actions by the WWE. According to police reports, McMahon savagely attacked the men, breaking their necks with his bare hands, and then repeatedly violated their corpses in a sexual manner. In other news today..."

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PETA has even begun to adopt the tactics of an ALF offshoot known as SHAC (Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty). This group is notorious for taking protests outside the boardroom and into the living room, attacking their targets at their homes.

Oh my god, I just stumlbed onto a great fantasy here: what if PETA got angry sometime at one of the WWE's dumbass skits involving an animal?

 

I can see the FoxNews report now: "Three members of PETA were found beaten to death in the home of World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vincent K. McMahon today. The PETA members were apparently breaking and entering into the home in Stamford, Connecticut to protest recent actions by the WWE. According to police reports, McMahon savagely attacked the men, breaking their necks with his bare hands, and then repeatedly violated their corpses in a sexual manner. In other news today..."

 

Then Vince could skin them and wear them as a coat.

 

I really hate PETA and even hated them more when they went about killing animals in the name of saving them. I'd like to hurt some PETA members in the name of saving them.

 

There are a few good animal rights groups (yeah, I have a leather jacket...but it's false leather) but PETA is NOT one of them.

 

I feel like going to a PETA rally with a bucket of KFC wearing my leather jacket and I DARE one of those little bitches to touch me.

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Guest Ghettoman

Man if there was one thing Bush could do to win me back, a war against PETA would be it.....

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Guest MikeSC
JMA, you have no idea.

 

I was ENGAGED to one.

 

Hell doesn't begin to describe it.

        -=Mike

There are hippie-rednecks?

 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

 

:ph34r:

YES!

 

Sad, but true.

 

But, I think her idea of being a hippy was just, pretty much, the heavy drug usage and listening to shitty music of the 60's. She dressed like one because she hated doing laundry. She was a hippie out of convenience.

 

She was a virulent racist --- as was her family (ironic, since some of her family had the whole anti-Italian racism issue to deal with as well).

-=Mike

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Guest MikeSC
Man if there was one thing Bush could do to win me back, a war against PETA would be it.....

That is actually a good question. I am assuming that they are a tax-exempt group --- so I'm sure there are some obligations in terms of how much of the donations they receive must go to the "cause". Why doesn't Bush have the IRS look into them a little bit? I can't imagine that their practices would pass close scrutiny.

-=Mike

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JMA, you have no idea.

 

I was ENGAGED to one.

 

Hell doesn't begin to describe it.

        -=Mike

There are hippie-rednecks?

 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

 

:ph34r:

YES!

 

Sad, but true.

 

But, I think her idea of being a hippy was just, pretty much, the heavy drug usage and listening to shitty music of the 60's. She dressed like one because she hated doing laundry. She was a hippie out of convenience.

 

She was a virulent racist --- as was her family (ironic, since some of her family had the whole anti-Italian racism issue to deal with as well).

-=Mike

is she currently seeing anyone?

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Fuck, I've been a vegetarian for 4 years and even I hate those fuckers. My friend tried to get my involved in it once and........God. The term "propaganda" doesn't even begin to describe it. More like "cult."

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Guest MikeSC
is she currently seeing anyone?

I wouldn't be shocked.

 

She'd bang a guy for pot.

-=Mike

...No, I never supplied her with pot.

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