One and Only Smackdown Thread For Today

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And the show has begun...recap of Mysterio/Lesnar from last week...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

The board is dead Chris.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The board is dead Chris.

I don't care, I WILL POST, DAMNIT!

[Guest JMA]

Next week: Bradshaw gives Bush verbal (and literal) fellatio in front of our troops.

[Guest JMA]

SD Jones 2.0

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Orlando Jordon?

 

I thought that he was Velocity only...

[iliketurtles 0]

I still can't believe they are doing a Smackdown from Iraq. It's going to be so weird.

[Guest JMA]

Remember when Holly and Kid were tag champs? This reminds me of that (since Moore is getting the Kid push).

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Remember when Holly and Kid were tag champs? This reminds me of that (since Moore is getting the Kid push).

Shannon Moore = 1-2-3 Kid and Mikey Whipwreck fusion?

[CanadianChris 0]

There's a Lowrider magazine? Oy.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Bashams steal the win.

 

TUMBLERMANIA!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Hmmmm....

:wow:

Dawn Marie looks good tonight.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Cat's been shopping for clothing the same place the Honky Tonk Man used to.

[CanadianChris 0]

Cat's been shopping for clothing the same place the Honky Tonk Man used to.

Stealing his catchphrases too.

[CanadianChris 0]

STAND BACK!!!!!!!!

[Guest JMA]

AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!

[Nevermortal 0]

Now I gotta fucking watch a Cat v. Vince feud.

 

Shoot me in the ear.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Now I gotta fucking watch a Cat v. Vince feud.

 

Shoot me in the ear.

Good thing:

It's mid-card.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

First off, did we just go for an hour with just one match? Second, this Knoble/Nidia thing is just plain retarded

[Guest PowerPB13]

Next week: Half the roster gets taken out by a stray land mine.

 

Thanks, Vince.

 

-Patrick

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BALDCORE!

 

And I find that one fan shouting "HE'S LYING!" in a deep southern accent funny.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Blah, I might turn on the Simple Life reruns.

 

When did Nidia get a boob job?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Blah, I might turn on the Simple Life reruns.

 

When did Nidia get a boob job?

During the weeks she was out after the Tajiri black mist attack.

[tpww7 0]

I miss anything good? I was asleep.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Take a drink every time the commentators mention how gosh-darn excited everyone is to be going over into a warzone for Smackdown.

 

-Patrick

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

God, is Palumbo so freakin' lost that he can't get matching elbow pads? Sad

[tpww7 0]

Does it fucking matter if he has matching pads?

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Take a drink every time the commentators mention how gosh-darn excited everyone is to be going over into a warzone for Smackdown.

 

-Patrick

You'd be dead from alchohol poisoning if you did

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Does it fucking matter if he has matching pads?

Of course.

All thugs and croonies are fashion conscience.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Big Show's finally defending the U.S. Title next week...in Iraq.

 

Go fig.

 

-Patrick