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Giuseppe Zangara

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* Washes up on coast of Deserted Island*

 

**Cough cough**

 

Damn you TSM'ers.. Not one of you could throw me a life preserver.. I'll get my revenge some day... muahahahahaha

 

*Begins plotting escape using coconut shell and Palm tree leaves *

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*Throws a life preserver in after Munky*

 

Sorry, I was arguing with PissBlock. He reckons old cats are funnier than young cats.

 

Moron

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This thread went from having three legs to one leg, and even that one is dying a slow, painful death.

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I can only do so much, and with Dama back, reviving that third leg is beyond even my capabilities.

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*Throws a life preserver in after Munky*

 

Sorry, I was arguing with PissBlock. He reckons old cats are funnier than young cats.

 

Moron

Ah, you're just angry because I made you change the radio station. I don't know how you can listen to all that yodelling...

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I can only do so much, and with Dama back, reviving that third leg is beyond even my capabilities.

Whenever my third leg is dying, RoyalBlue makes me take a little blue pill...

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(arrives back)

 

Patrick "Three Legs" Spoon is back.

 

And I'm not a goddamn poser, whoever said that (I lost it in the sea of quoted posts this thread has been).

 

We have another female? From New York? (pages Dames)

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I can only do so much, and with Dama back, reviving that third leg is beyond even my capabilities.

*sniff*

Nobody loves me...............wait.......*looks in mirror* I love me.......how you doing big guy?

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I can only do so much, and with Dama back, reviving that third leg is beyond even my capabilities.

*sniff*

Nobody loves me...............wait.......*looks in mirror* I love me.......how you doing big guy?

:::makes kissy face:::

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"Pissy, you got some 'splainin to do!"

 

"AW BLUEY! I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW!"

 

CC and I aren't official... yet.

 

What the fuck are you doing up so late, Zack? Odd to see you on the board at this hour.

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What the fuck are you doing up so late, Zack? Odd to see you on the board at this hour.

Dude, I'm on Welsh time now...

 

Seriously though, I just got in, so I figured I'd hop on and see what I missed tonight. I'll be off in a few minutes, as there's no doubt in my mind Pillman's going to hear me typing and wake the dead by barking at me.

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*Throws a life preserver in after Munky*

 

Sorry, I was arguing with PissBlock. He reckons old cats are funnier than young cats.

 

Moron

Ah, you're just angry because I made you change the radio station. I don't know how you can listen to all that yodelling...

Hey! Yodel FM rocks.

 

One day, PissBlock, bang, boom, straight to the moon.

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** sets completed life raft out to see **

 

Some day soon revenge will be mine.. muahahaha...

 

its_dr_evil.jpg

 

 

Oh and RoyalBlue/PissBlock, I'm signing you up for counseling when I get back.

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Hey guys......I think this may be the night......for me and WelshBenoitMark. She looked at me today with much love in her eyes and said "I want to crossface you......in bed.....if you know what I mean." I don't know what that means but it sounds kinky!

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Hey guys......I think this may be the night......for me and WelshBenoitMark. She looked at me today with much love in her eyes and said "I want to crossface you......in bed.....if you know what I mean." I don't know what that means but it sounds kinky!

*stares at Dama*

 

You're a dork.

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Hey guys......I think this may be the night......for me and WelshBenoitMark. She looked at me today with much love in her eyes and said "I want to crossface you......in bed.....if you know what I mean." I don't know what that means but it sounds kinky!

*stares at Dama*

 

You're a dork.

I prefer nerd thank you very much. *turns nose up and walks away*

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So RoyalBlue and Mr. Piss are now Ralph and Alice Kramden?

 

Dama, the crossface remark was weak. Had you said something like her giving you a swandive breastbutt or something, then you might have gained something other than apathy. Leave the smooth talk to the smooth operators.

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So RoyalBlue and Mr. Piss are now Ralph and Alice Kramden?

 

Dama, the crossface remark was weak. Had you said something like her giving you a swandive breastbutt or something, then you might have gained something other than apathy. Leave the smooth talk to the smooth operators.

Don't say smooth operator. You remind me of my old boss when I worked at the Mazzio's Call Center. He was a huge asshole and a dork. We got to vote one what the new company t-shirt would say......he ran around telling everyone "Vote for I'm a Smooth Operator! It's funny!!!"

The shirts ended up saying it.......and I never bought one.........

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