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Well, either way, I would be lucky. Two beautiful ladies who can add a bit of "international flavor" to the Zack Attack.

 

WJM, however, is now this forum's Mrs. Malibu. We have the pop love and the mutual hotness in our favor.

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Okay i'm 100% doing this fairly:

 

::gets coin::

 

Heads: Kotz

Tails: Zak

 

::Flips coin::

 

It's tails.

All right, I get the one that's on this continent!

 

(books a flight to BC)

Ah but Wales is wonderful this time of year. All the of the perks of a communist state without the mile long queues for bread.

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*is all alone*

Dammit why am I the friend? I'm always the friend. Why can't I ever be more?

*remembers that the two girls in question are only 16*

Ok..........I'm out of here...........

*starts running when a cop car pulls up*

Cop: FREEZE PERVERT!

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Well, either way, I would be lucky. Two beautiful ladies who can add a bit of "international flavor" to the Zack Attack.

 

WJM, however, is now this forum's Mrs. Malibu. We have the pop love and the mutual hotness in our favor.

Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!1111

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Well, either way, I would be lucky.  Two beautiful ladies who can add a bit of "international flavor" to the Zack Attack.

 

WJM, however, is now this forum's Mrs. Malibu.  We have the pop love and the mutual hotness in our favor.

Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!1111

That, I am hoping, is a good "heeeeeeeeey".

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But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

I love you.

 

That post clinched it. I honestly love you.

 

:wub:

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But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

I love you.

 

That post clinched it. I honestly love you.

 

:wub:

Aw bless ya.

 

<==== notice the Shiny new custom title.

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But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

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*is finally caught by the cops*

I NEVER TOUCHED THEM! I SWEAR! THEY SAID THEY WERE 18! 18!!!!!! WJM.........CC...........TELL THEM!!!!!

He's a Bona Fide Kiddy Fiddler, take him away Guv.

Damn you! I told you! My hand brushed against your ass! I was swinging my arms! I wasn't copping a feel! HONEST!!!!

 

And Zack....sorry buddy but you suck at massages. My neck was sore for a week after you.

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But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

This certainly made things more interesting.

 

CC doesn't need to change her name to Mrs. anything. We're past all that Old World conservative thought. We're SWINGERS, BAYBEE!!

 

And WJM, don't even try to court my favor again. You have already declared your intentions for the (much older and impotent) Zachary, so you lose.

 

(gets on plane to BC)

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But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

*faints*

Posted
But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

;) Way-Hey. Sweet.

Posted
But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

*faints*

...

 

And that's why you're in jail.

Posted
But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

;) Way-Hey. Sweet.

*wakes up*

Ok.........*reads post*

Oh my...........

*faints again*

Posted
But i'll share, i like that idea also.

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch.

So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays?

 

Me likey.

So when do i get Canadian Chick?

Whenever you want baby.

 

::smiles and winks::

*faints*

...

 

And that's why you're in jail.

Zacks older than me! Why haven't they put him away yet!

 

*looks at the Warden.....realizes he has a striking resemblance to Zack*

God dammit..........

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And WJM, don't even try to court my favor again. You have already declared your intentions for the (much older and impotent) Zachary, so you lose.

 

(gets on plane to BC)

Are you kidding me? As Martin Lawrence said in Bad Boys: "When I cum, I cum with the thunder!"

 

Plus, you never know. CC might get tired of being Spoon-Fed and take a break, leaving her prone to da Zack Attack. I, however, bid you farewell, as I head off across the ocean to seek solace in the arms of a lovely Welsh woman. Booyah.

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I plan to make sure that Damaramu doesn't sleep at all tonight.

 

Think about babe......me and CC....hot shower....bottle of baby oil.

 

Take him away Mr Policeman.

Think unsexy thoughts.....think unsexy thoughts.......think unsexy thoughts...........THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS!

*image of Zack in a bikini pops into head*

There we go........that's better.........

*.........it quickly morphs into WJM and CC together*

GOD DAMMIT!

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