WWE's Goldberg Set For Santa's Slay

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Goldberg lands another movie gig...

 

WWE's Goldberg is set to star in the comedy/horror film, Santa's Slay. Brett Ratner's Rat Entertainment will be producing the film.

 

The film is a "tongue in cheek comedy, which casts everybody’s favorite holiday figure in a different and sinister light. Our hero, Nicholas, learns the terrifying truth about ol’ St. Nick from his eccentric grandfather."

 

Credit: FilmJerk.com

[BoboBrazil 0]

Didn't they already do an evil santa killer movie or am I thinking of the evil snowman one?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

comedy/horror

 

Does this even exist?

[CanadianChick 0]

Comedy/horror? So is it going to be like Scary Movie or something?

[2GOLD 0]

comedy/horror

 

Does this even exist?

 

Actually, Nightmare on Elm Street series falls in the group.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

comedy/horror

 

Does this even exist?

 

Actually, Nightmare on Elm Street series falls in the group.

I disagree, but I guess this is really the wrong forum to argue about it.

[Guest Razor Roman]

Reminds me of "Ernest saves Christmas" where the retired kiddie show actor was horrified to find he was in a movie called "Christmas SLAY" and not "Christmas Sleigh".

 

Jim Varney's ghost has gotta sue!

[2GOLD 0]

Reminds me of "Ernest saves Christmas" where the retired kiddie show actor was horrified to find he was in a movie called "Christmas SLAY" and not "Christmas Sleigh".

 

Jim Varney's ghost has gotta sue!

 

I thought it was Santa who was horrified by that?

 

Anyway, this movie sounds beyond bad and it screams direct to Walmart 5 dollar bin.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

I thought it was Santa who was horrified by that?

 

He was. I loved the part were Santa is watching the scene were the actor is putting away the toys when a monster breaks in the room and the actor can't say Son Of a Bitch.

 

And on that the kiddie actor didn't really feel like doing the movie either.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

This plot sounds alot like Silent Bloody Night or whatever the Xmas Massacre movie was called

[AndrewTS 0]

Didn't they already do an evil santa killer movie or am I thinking of the evil snowman one?

Both. They've done two Jack Frost (evil killer snowman) movies, and plenty of killer Santa movies (Silent Bloody Night, Santa Claws, and many more).

 

You can see a bunch of them covered on http://www.x-entertainment.com.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Is this the Christmas movie that was mentioned last month or another?

 

If Goldberg lands TWO "Santa With Muscles" films in a row, he'll have beaten Hogan for crappyness!

[dubq 0]

comedy/horror

 

Does this even exist?

 

Actually, Nightmare on Elm Street series falls in the group.

You're on crack..

[Guest Billy Stark]

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

It's Sleigh