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This thread isn't as fun when you're sober.

From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober.

*raises hand*

I actually think everything is funner when I'm sober.

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Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol.  ;)

For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun.

Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth.

 

Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid...

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Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol.  ;)

For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun.

Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth.

 

Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid...

Well, that's what you get for screwing a lawnmower.

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*can't remember the last time he hooked up with anyone*

 

sigh

 

*watches paris hilton sex tape again.*

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Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol.  ;)

For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun.

No way, the first encounter has to be a drunken mess. Sober sex shouldn't happen until at least the 5th or 6th time.

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I'm sure WJM is jailbait, at least in the states.

 

Couldn't Zack get arrested? Or at least go to hell for what his dirty mind is thinking?

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16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester.

 

And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps.

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I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well.

 

So, please, stop on by.

I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass.

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I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well.

 

So, please, stop on by.

I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass.

That's four. I have to wind down before going to bed.

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16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester.

 

And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps.

Hanging with Mr. Piss?

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16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester.

 

And leave us alone.  I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps.

Hanging with Mr. Piss?

Everybody Loves Piss?

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