1234-5678 Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 This thread isn't as fun when you're sober. From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober.
Zack Malibu Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Finally, back together at last. I missed you over the holiday. These cold winter nights aren't the same without your tender touch.
Damaramu Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 This thread isn't as fun when you're sober. From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober. *raises hand* I actually think everything is funner when I'm sober.
welshjerichomark Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Come and live in the South Wales Valleys. Your mind will soon be changed. Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol.
Zack Malibu Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun.
justsoyouknow Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth. Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid...
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth. Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid... Well, that's what you get for screwing a lawnmower.
justsoyouknow Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Lawnmower, Four Feet of Chicano Fury, either one.
justsoyouknow Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 uh...ouch? It only hurts when I turn my neck, don't worry. Word of caution to all you guys: don't hook up with some short Mexican girl at a random party unless you want to get badly hurt.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 *can't remember the last time he hooked up with anyone* sigh *watches paris hilton sex tape again.*
1234-5678 Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. No way, the first encounter has to be a drunken mess. Sober sex shouldn't happen until at least the 5th or 6th time.
Sandman9000 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 Meh, who needs alcohol to confuse your mind when you can just pound it into submission! ::Headbutts brick wall until the wall stops talking shit::
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 You know, WJM and I are going to have the most adorable kids. I say that because the above post shows exactly why Sandman isn't getting anywhere near them, ever.
k thx Posted December 30, 2003 Author Report Posted December 30, 2003 I'm sure WJM is jailbait, at least in the states. Couldn't Zack get arrested? Or at least go to hell for what his dirty mind is thinking?
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps.
k thx Posted December 30, 2003 Author Report Posted December 30, 2003 What! Comedy and pedophillia can go hand in hand...
Sandman9000 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 You know, WJM and I are going to have the most adorable kids. I say that because the above post shows exactly why Sandman isn't getting anywhere near them, ever. I know where you live.
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 And I know where you live. Don't make me show up at the door weilding a boombox in full 80's style, blasting "Tearin' Up My Heart" at 3am.
Sandman9000 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by.
EL BRUJ0 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 So, please, stop on by. For manmeat on manmeat action?
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by. I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass.
Sandman9000 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by. I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass. That's four. I have to wind down before going to bed.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps. Hanging with Mr. Piss?
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps. Hanging with Mr. Piss? Everybody Loves Piss?
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 Piss Matters, or Piss By Piss?
Zack Malibu Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 The Pissy Bunch? That's probably an accurate description, heh. Wasn't this thread about a bar at one point? Is it OK to have my kids in here?
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