Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Well you can't have the shower yet. We...I mean...I'm using it now. ::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.:: Thank god you're finally over my sister. Says who? ::Gets up to do karaoke, sings Elvis Costello's "Allison", dedicated to a lovely young lady.::
DerangedHermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 .... the fuck kind of bar closes at midnight? The worst one in town. Planned order of events: *riots*
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Walks up to front door, sees Closed sign * God Damn it, had a helluva a day coulda used a drink, Guess I'll come back tomorrow. Hey anyone know if this is one of them New York pussy bars where smoking is banned?
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I'm rebelling. I have an "in" with the owners (aren't they a lovely couple?), so I'm saying that this bar pulls a pre-holiday all nighter. Post, drink, fuck, fight, piss, shit, moan, groan, tinkle, tangle, shock, stop, drop and roll this ma'fucker!
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Hey now that what I'm talkin about. * Walks behind bar, makes himself a Captain and Ginger * Ahhh the sweet nectar. * Walks back, grabs a barstool and lights up *
Art Sandusky Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Not drinking (a lot) tonight. Gotta take care of the baby.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Finishes drink put a Fiver and a note under the glass * <Note> Hey Blue thanks for the drink, Sorry about the mess in the bathroom had taco bell for lunch. Be back tomorrow for another round. Munky </Note>
Sandman9000 Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Not drinking (a lot) tonight. Gotta take care of the baby. Means you outta leave. Again. ::Bootscrapes Kotz::
DerangedHermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 HOLY CRAP, IT'S HIM. I must be drunk. *drinks some more* *and more*
Damaramu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 *swings in by a rope across the bar* HAHA! *Rod runs in in nothing but a pair of Daisey Dukes* God dammit Rod...I told you....if you're going to follow me around....don't come in your "night gear". Freak.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Hey guys, the party doesn't have to stop. When The RoyalBlue closes down, PissClub starts up. There's no rule about not talking about PissClub, but seriously, how many of you would tell your friends you go to a urine and cat themed club?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Hey, I never read the "*Real* TSM" thread after the first couple of pages, so I'll assume the fifteen that followed were really awesome. Or really stupid. It's probably the latter.
k thx Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Posted December 24, 2003 *enters The Royal Blue* Fuck! What the hell happened here last night? *cleans up* Oh well: THE ROYAL BLUE IS BACK OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Sneaks out from work for a quick liquid lunch * Hey Blue, can I get a captain and ginger? Were ya able to get the bathroom cleaned up alright?
k thx Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Posted December 24, 2003 Eh, the bathroom will clear itself up. One C&G coming right up!
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Thanks buddy, Hey are the bartenders allowed to do shots with the patrons in this fine establishment?
k thx Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Posted December 24, 2003 Tequlla it is! *takes a shot and passes one to Munky*
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Ladies and Gentlemen, we must celebrate, for "The Real TSM" thread has gone CLASSIC~! Everyone, the drinks are on ME~!
welshjerichomark Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas?
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas? You, preferably.
welshjerichomark Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas? You, preferably. Awwwww you.
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I try. I just figured I'd ring in the holiday with something warm and cozy (and I don't mean a fireplace, either).
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Finally wanders back to bar and sees tequilla at his seat * Here's to TSM's own Cheers. Guuuullllpppp
welshjerichomark Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 ::slides another across the bar:: This one's on the house son. ::adjusts leopard print shirt and blonde beehive::
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 ::Lends WJM a hand, starts twirling bottles like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.::
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Puts quarter in Jukebox Plays Hippy Hippy Shake *
k thx Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Posted December 24, 2003 HEY! You two. No shagging. Stat.
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