Christmas Gifts For Smarks

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No, and _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ won't make it any better.

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside.

Hmm, and here I thought it was the thirty pounds of Jello I made you eat.

Hey...there's ALWAYS room for jello.

Even when you're locked in a box the size of a tic tac container?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right, Damn all the laws of Physics.

[The Kid 0]

MMM...physics.

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Don't make me get the hose again...

[The Kid 0]

Nooo!!! It's so cold, but yet so erotic.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Now THAT'S more like it...

[The Kid 0]

Dont make me roll around in the grass with the hose!

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Why must you tease me so?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Shows what you know, underscores make _e_v_e_r_y_t_h_i_n_g_ better.

[The Kid 0]

_h_o_s_e_

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

See! I actually read that just to find out what it said - I don't give a shit about it, but I still read it. It _w_o_r_k_s_

[DerangedHermit 0]

It works like _H_i_C_ _a_n_d_ _T_u_r_k_e_y_