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The 3rd Annual TheSmartMarks Movie Awards...

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Hosted by NaturalBornThriller4:20 and Keira Knightley.

 

And your categories are...

 

- Best Movie

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

 

- Best Director

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

 

- Best Action Film

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out)

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here)

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- Best Movie - Return of the King

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film - Jack Black - School of Rock

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film - Uma Thurman - Kill Bill Vol 1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003 - Nick Stahl - T3

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003 - ?

 

- Best Director - Quentin Taratino - Kill Bill Vol 1

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film - Jack Black - School of Rock

 

- Best Action Film - X2

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure - Bad Boys II

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year - LoXG

 

- Best Sequel - X2

 

- Biggest LetDown - American Wedding

 

I didn't see very many movies this year, so I didn't have very much to pick from.

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- Best Movie

Either Identity of Phone Booth

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film

John Cusack in Identity

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

dunno

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

dunno

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

dunno

 

- Best Director

Joel Schumacher for Phone Booth

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

Johnny Depp in Pirates...

 

- Best Action Film

EDIT: Forgot about Kill Bill, that gets my vote, fuck the pirates

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

LoXG

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out)

I haven't seen any good ones, but LOTR would probably get it if I'd seen it yet

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here)

Matrix 3

Edited by Ravenbomb

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- Best Movie- "Return of the King"

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film- Bruce Campbell "Bubba Ho Tep"

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film- Uma Thurman "Kill Bill"

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003- Michael Sheen "Underworld"

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003- Kate Beckinsale "Underworld" [cause I can't think of any others]

 

- Best Director- Bryan Singer "X2"

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film- Jim Carrey "Bruce Almighty"

 

- Best Action Film- [tie] "X2" and "Kill Bill"

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure- "Freddy vs Jason"

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year- "American Wedding"

 

- Best Sequel- "X2", just because it wasn't a decade long

 

- Biggest LetDown- "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions"

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- Best Movie Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film Jack Black in School of Rock

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003 Will Ferrell in Elf

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003 Nobody really broke through, to me

 

- Best Director Quentin Tarantino in Kill Bill

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film Jack Black in School of Rock

 

- Best Action Film X-Men 2: X-Men United

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it) The Matrixes, take your pick

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out) Return of the King

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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Best Movie

Return of the King

 

Best Male Performance In A Film

Sean Astin (ROTK)

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

Claire Danes (T3)

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

Orlando Bloom (I know he's been in the other two LOTR movies, but this year he really broke out with rotk and pirates both doing mega business, and getting hoards of teenage girls to spontaneuously burst into orgasm at the very sight of him)

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

The female lead in Pirates. I dont recall her name.

 

- Best Director

Peter Jackson

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)

 

- Best Action Film

Terminator 3

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

Freddy v Jason

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

Bad Boys 2 (keep in mind I usually avoid watching movies which look really bad)

 

- Best Sequel

X2

 

- Biggest LetDown

Matrix Revolutions

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Best Movie - Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King

 

Best Male Performance In A Film - Sean Astin for Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King

 

Best Female Performance In A Film: Keisha Castle-Hughes - Whale Rider

 

Breakthrough Actor Of 2003: Sean Astin - Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King

 

Breakthrough Actress Of 2003: Scarlett Johansson - Lost In Translation

 

Best Director: Sofia Coppola - Lost In Translation

 

Best Comedic Performance In A Film: Ellen DeGeneres - Finding Nemo

 

Best Action Film: Kill Bill: Vol. 1

 

Bonus:

 

Guilty Pleasure: Pirates Of The Carribean

 

Worst Movie Of The Year: From Justin To Kelly

 

Best Sequel: Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King (I'm sick of writing that)

 

Biggest LetDown: The Matrix Revolutions

 

 

 

And I want to mention City Of God, Mystic River, Dogville and X2, which were second in several categories. Awesome movies.

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Best Movie: Phone Booth

 

Best Male Performance in a film: Colin Farrell in "Phone Booth"

 

Best Female Performance in a film:

 

Breakthrough Actor of 2003:

 

Breakthrough Actress of 2003:

 

Best Director: Joel Schumacher for "Phone Booth"

 

Best Comedic Performance in a Film: Anna Faris in "Scary Movie 3"

 

Best Action Film: X-2

 

Bonus:

 

Guilty Pleasure: S.W.A.T.

 

Worst Movie of the Year: The Core

 

Best Sequel: X-2

 

Biggest Letdown: The Hulk

 

.....I honestly can't think of a huge, impressive acting role from a woman this year - in a film I've seen.

Edited by OlympicHeroRVD

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- Best Movie: Kill Bill

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film: Bill Murry - Lost In Translation

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film: Uma Thurmon - Kill Bill

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003: No idea

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003: Ditto

 

- Best Director: Quentin Tarentino - Kill Bill

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film: Johnny Depp - Pirates Of The Caribbean

 

- Best Action Film: Kill Bill (noticing a pattern yet?)

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure: Pirates Of The Caribbean

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year: League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

 

- Best Sequel: Return Of The King

 

- Biggest LetDown: Matrix sequels

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- Best Movie: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film: Sean Astin, LOTR: ROTK

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film: Uma Thurman, Kill Bill, Vol. 1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003: Orlando Bloom

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003: Jennifer Garner

 

- Best Director: Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill, Vol. 1

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film: Jack Black, The School Of Rock

 

- Best Action Film: Kill Bill, Vol. 1

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure: Underworld

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year: I didn't see any of the truly bad ones, so my vote shouldn't really count

 

- Best Sequel: X2 (since I don't consider ROTK a sequel)

 

- Biggest LetDown: The Matrix Revolutions, hands down.

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- Best Movie: Kill Bill V1

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film: Hugh Jackman, X2

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film: Uma Thurman, Kill Bill V1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

 

- Best Director: Quentin Tarantino

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

 

- Best Action Film: X2: X-Men United

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out): X2: X-Men United

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here): The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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- Best Movie

Mystic River

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film

Sean Penn in Mystic River

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

Uma Thurman in Kill Bill Vol.1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

Colin Farrell

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

Kiera Knightley

 

- Best Director

Clint Eastwood

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean

 

- Best Action Film

Kill Bill Vol.1

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

Bad Boys 2

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out)

X2: Xmen United

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here)

Both Matrix movies

 

The lack of love for Mystic River is sickening.

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I find it interesting that a few people have put Colin Farrell as breakout actor for the year when I actually put him down for last year in Minority Report. I am so ahead of the times. You are all so pastiche.

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Wasn't going to post in my own thread, but what the hell...

 

- Best Movie

Kill Bill V.1

Pirates Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film

Can't think.

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

Uma Thurman - Kill Bill V.1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

Colin Farrell

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

Keira Knightley

 

- Best Director

Quentin Tarantino - Kill Bill Vol.1

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

Johnny Depp - Pirates Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

 

Will Ferrell - Old School

 

- Best Action Film

Kill Bill V.1

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

Love Actually ( :ph34r: )

Biker Boyz

Hollywood Homicide

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year (NOTE: If it's going to be Gigli, make sure you've seen it)

I'm at the Theatre every week and the only ones that really stands out are...

Bulletproof Monk

House Of The Dead

 

- Best Sequel (In a year full of Sequels, there had to be one that stood out)

X2: X Men United

Bad Boys II

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines

 

- Biggest LetDown (Sorry Neo, you aren't "The One" around here)

The Hulk

The Matrix: Revolutions

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
I find it interesting that a few people have put Colin Farrell as breakout actor for the year when I actually put him down for last year in Minority Report. I am so ahead of the times. You are all so pastiche.

This year he's done...

 

- The Recruit

 

- Daredevil (Wasn't even the main star, but still stood out along with Jennifer Garner)

 

- Phone Booth

 

- S.W.A.T.

 

And in each movie, he gave a good performance and really stood out.

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- Best Movie- Pirates of Carribean:Curse of the Black Pearl

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film- Sniper AKA

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Kiefer Sutherland
in Phone Booth.

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film- Uma Thurman in Kill Bill Vol. 1.

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003- Johnny Depp

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003-Kiera Knightly

 

- Best Director- Tarantino

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film- Jack Black-School of Rock

 

- Best Action Film- Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure-LXG

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year

 

- Best Sequel- X2:X-Men United

 

- Biggest LetDown - Once Upon A Time in Mexico

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- Best Movie: Phone Booth.

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film: Colin Farrell - Phone Booth/Daredevil/The Recruit.

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film: Uma Thurman - Kill Bill vol.1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003:

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003:

 

- Best Director: *gasp* Joel Schumacher - Phone Booth. I cant believe this, but, he made me forget, for one second that he Killed the Bat franchise.

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film: Johnny Depp - Pirates Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

 

- Best Action Film:

 

Bonus

 

- Guilty Pleasure: Freddy VS Jason.

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year: Matrix: Re-Loaded. *

 

- Best Sequel:

 

- Biggest LetDown: I think from now on this award should be called... The Matrix Sequel Award, cause I think there is goint to be a lot of picks for either Re-Loaded or Revolutions, mine? Re-Loaded.

 

 

 

*I think its the worst because some movies like Gigli wasnt expected to be awesome and turned to be bad, but Matrix it really was announced as the biggest $#!t ever and well... in some way it was.

 

 

I will add the rest in a few days.

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- Best Movie: LOTR: ROTK

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film: Sean Astin in ROTK

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film: Not sure (I haven't seen Kill Bill and I didn't see anything else that had an outstanding female actor)

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003: Orlando Bloom (ROTK and Pirates of the Caribbean...next year he has Troy...who's his agent??)

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003: I'll second Kiera Knightly...she seems to have a promising career ahead

 

- Best Director: Peter Jackson

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film: Jack Black for School of Rock

 

- Best Action Film: X2

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure: 2 Fast 2 Furious (seriously)

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year: House of a 1000 Corpses

 

- Best Sequel: X2

 

- Biggest LetDown: Matrix Revolutions (Ha ha Elf made more money!!! The ending felt so rushed and cheap. NOT how you end a big trilogy.)

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Best Movie: American Splendor

 

- Best Male Performance In A Film

Sean Penn, 21 Grams

 

- Best Female Performance In A Film

Uma Thurman, Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

- Breakthrough Actor Of 2003

Will Ferrel, Elf-Old School

 

- Breakthrough Actress Of 2003

Kiera Knightly, Pirates of the Carribean/Love Actually/Bend it Like Beckham

 

- Best Director

Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

- Best Comedic Performance In A Film

Will Ferrel, Elf

 

- Best Action Film

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

 

Bonus:

 

- Guilty Pleasure

Whale Rider

 

- Worst Movie Of The Year

Cabin Fever...and yes, I even saw Gigli...turkey...gobble..gobble...oh god, here it comes :throwup:

 

- Best Sequel

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

 

- Biggest LetDown

The Matrix: Revolutions

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