CanadianChick Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 That's how angry I was that you would kill the joke! Joke Killer. Ha! Make that three times.
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Hey,damnit, I just said I'd be the ref! Fight, damnit! ::SWERVES~! everyone by hitting chick with a role of quarters::
notJames Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Pecan tarts > butter tarts Ketchup chips > salt 'n' vinegar chips (but only slightly)
Corey_Lazarus Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 CanadianChick's pasty white flesh > Anglesault's receding hairline Oh yeah. I went THERE. **forces AS to watch a collection of Randy Orton matches, Clockwork Orange-style** The parts I instantly picked up on: WWE.com: What did you do for the WWE Originals album? Jericho: I did a song called “Don’t You Wish You Were Me?” which I wrote with Jim Johnston (producer of WWE Originals) and Rich Ward, the guitar player of Fozzy. We’re really happy about it. It coincides too with the new Fozzy, which played a couple of shows in New York City a few weeks ago. No more wigs, no more gimmicks, just all originals and kick-ass rock ‘n’ roll from our band. We’ve evolved into that. I was just looking at pictures of the band the other day. We look very cool. It’s kind of one of those things where I can’t believe we waited so long to do this. And to do the WWE Originals album, we’re very excited because it’s a Rich Ward/Chris Jericho/Jim Johnston collaboration. It’s not a Fozzy song, per se. But it’s definitely what the new Fozzy is going to sound like – very heavy, kind of Audioslave meets Stuck Mojo meets Fozzy type material. I haven’t heard the whole record (of WWE Originals) yet, but I went into that recording session with the sole intention of stealing the show and stealing the record away from everybody else. Hearing our track, I think we’ve probably done that. FOZZY FUCKING RULES~!! W00T W00T~! However, the bolded part confuses me. Since Bud Fontsere and Rich Ward were IN Stuck Mojo...how does "Stuck Mojo meets Fozzy" make much sense? The music's rather similar (Mojo was heavier and had rapped vocals, while the last studio release was basically a Fozzy album with a rapper instead of Jericho), and two of the members are the same (would have been three had Dan Dryden not had enough with Rich's awesomeness). Anyways, it's good to see The Ward Almighty get some respect. WWE.com: What’s the new Fozzy like compared to previous incarnations? Jericho: We’re going to go in the studio in February to record the new record. It’s going to be all originals. Like I said, no more of the gimmicks. It was fun while we did it, but we’ve moved on. On “Happenstance,” our last record, I think the best songs were the originals. When we played New York City a few weeks ago, all of our originals got the biggest reactions. So we know that people are into them. Rich Ward is a great songwriter and he’s produced some great songs. So that’s what we’re going to do. We’re a kick-ass rock ‘n’ roll band that played with Slayer a couple of weeks ago in Germany. It should be out in the summertime. We’re going to release it ourselves. I’m going to start my own record label. One thing I’ve learned about the record industry is that it’s very crazy. I think I can do it just as good, if not better, with my own record company and be a lot more in charge of the destiny of this record. Now THAT is awesomeness. An entire album of Fozzy originals? OWNAGE!
Corey_Lazarus Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 This double post has been brought to you by CAP'N DRAGON. Savvy?
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 NotJames = The Man with the Plan, and I like that plan. *Smiles and shakes AS's hand* *Raises hands and makes a circle around the ring while pointing with other hand towards AS saying "He's the man"* *Clotheslines AS ala Gail Kim - therefore misses and tears bicep muscle, falls to canvas crying like little girl... takes Bag of Ketchup Chips out of pants and opens and eats... smiles and cries and laughs all at the same time* *Continues to kill joke* *laughs maniacally*
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 CanadianChick's pasty white flesh > Anglesault's receding hairline Ha! Shows how much you know. I have way too much hair.
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 NotJames = The Man with the Plan, and I like that plan. *Smiles and shakes AS's hand* *Raises hands and makes a circle around the ring while pointing with other hand towards AS saying "He's the man"* *Clotheslines AS ala Gail Kim - therefore misses and tears bicep muscle, falls to canvas crying like little girl... takes Bag of Ketchup Chips out of pants and opens and eats... smiles and cries and laughs all at the same time* *Continues to kill joke* *laughs maniacally* ::AS picks RRR up and hits 45 rolling Germans in a row. Some how, this leads to AS (the ref) trying to pin RRR, and a ref counting. In true WWE style, the 40+ Germans get a 1 count::
Corey_Lazarus Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Just wait a few weeks, AS. Just you wait... Oh, and drink plenty of tap water, and Coca-Cola as well. Muhoohoo WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 *Gives AS the Worm* *Get's a 2.99999* *Offers Canadian Chick a beer* *CC refuses* *Looks to AS* *AS nods* *Hands AS a beer and both drink while making CC feel left out and ostracized. The social situation has forced her to take the beer.* *CC is about to drink* *Quickly, Brian Robbins - who played Eric Mardian on 80's hit sitcom Head of the Class - enters and cuts a PSA teaching CC a lifelesson about drinking and peer pressure. "The More You Know" flashes on screen*
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 And since chick is underaged, the cops come and drag her away as AS and RRR laugh drunkedly.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 That showed her. *Puffs up Chest* *Struts around* *Continues to kill whatever joke it was that I killed before*
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Are you in any condition to strut?
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Good point. I think Flair is usually half in the bag anyway
Guest AndrewisyourHero Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 That would explain his love of elbow and kneedropping the mat..
CanadianChick Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 ::Cries:: You've killed the joke! You guys all suck! Oh, and I'm so buying the new Fozzy CD. Their orginal songs rule. Yeah they do!
Corey_Lazarus Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Yeah, their originals DO rock. Now please show me your in-desperate-need-of-a-tan belly again...?
AndrewTS Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 And oops... wrong poster... I always get those two mixed up... it's not like I was actually, you know, wishing for some sort of, thing, between you and CanadianChris... I was just... um.. saying, you know... it was a mistake, that's it, an innocent mistake... crazy kids and your music. SLASHY!~ You know, I'm *trying* to picture AS as a bitter and angry homosexual, but stereotypes forbid it. So, there's a good reason they call them "gay?"
CanadianChick Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 Yeah, their originals DO rock. Now please show me your in-desperate-need-of-a-tan belly again...? You guys are so MEAN to me! Motherfuckers....
Guest Anglesault Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Yeah, their originals DO rock. Now please show me your in-desperate-need-of-a-tan belly again...? You guys are so MEAN to me! Motherfuckers.... ::Hits chick with the quarters again::
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 1, 2004 Report Posted January 1, 2004 Hey, Chick, I'm sorry. I love you! For three reasons, honestly. 1. You're a Canadian, and aside from Test, no Canadian is truly bad. 2. You like Fozzy! I like Fozzy! WE LIKE FOZZY! And three... ...well, I know that if I were to sleep with you, I'd never need a nightlight. **ba dum PSHT!**
CanadianChick Posted January 1, 2004 Author Report Posted January 1, 2004 Hey, Chick, I'm sorry. I love you! For three reasons, honestly. 1. You're a Canadian, and aside from Test, no Canadian is truly bad. 2. You like Fozzy! I like Fozzy! WE LIKE FOZZY! And three... ...well, I know that if I were to sleep with you, I'd never need a nightlight. **ba dum PSHT!** Ha! Shows what you know! In order for white to be reflextive, it needs intial light. Therefore, in the dark, my skin would not be a source of light! ::Cries in corner::
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 I do not know what this word "reflextive" means. Is it a Canadian proverb, like "one time I bought some beer, and wondered what it was all aboot, buddy"?
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Canadians don't so much say "aboot" as they do "aboat". *"The more you know" flashes on screen again*
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Actually, Rick, I said something just like that last night while walking around town (for an hour and a fucking half looking for booze and/or pizza) to my buddy Jay.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Seriously, how hard is it to find booze and/or pizza? In any city worth it's salt, there'd be a dozen places to find both in a square mile.
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 I live in a town filled with cops and upper-class yuppie fuckheads (so all we get is weed and ecstasy), and am under 21. Plus, all the pizza places were closed.
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