The Agnes Era Begins!

[DerangedHermit]

Kurt Angle supports the Deranged Hermit era, but not the McMahon-Helmsley Era

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Willard Scott wishes Mary Silzak a happy 101st birthday and then proceeds to eat Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, while supporting RoyalBlue.

[Angle-plex]

 

The World's Heavyweight Champion joins the Agnes regime, which means we never job~!

[Angle-plex]

::While Agnes, Superstar, and Anglesault watch from their palace, Kelsey Grammer and Gary Coleman assasinate BlockOfPissWithCheese::

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RoyalBlue gets the Net's support due to Chris Benoit and Agnes' actions.

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Kelsey Grammer and Gary Coleman did not know that BlockOfPissWithCheese was

wearing his new defensive boots.

[Angle-plex]

::Agnes gets the marks's support, which makes the total vote 95% to 5% in favor of Agnes::

[Hank Kingsley]

 

Agnes, you forgot about our Minister of Propaganda, Stephen Popick!

[Angle-plex]

::Agnes quickly decides to sacrafice Stephen Popick to help "the cause" by sending him alone into a fleet of Royal Blue's army::

[Guest Anglesault]

 

The World's Heavyweight Champion joins the Agnes regime, which means we never job~!

I was already on the team. HHH is just overkill.

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::Agnes quickly decides to sacrafice Stephen Popick to help "the cause" by sending him alone into a fleet of Royal Blue's army::

Great, just what we need, another metrosexual...

[k thx]

 

Alan the walrus has announced his specied total support for the Royal Blue era.

[Angle-plex]

::Agnes quickly decides to sacrafice Stephen Popick to help "the cause" by sending him alone into a fleet of Royal Blue's army::

 

::In an unbelievable turn of events, Popick survives, killing all of royal blue's fleet single-handedly::

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*summons hordes of unsold Rubik's Cubes to defeat AngleSault by confusion*

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::Agnes quickly decides to sacrafice Stephen Popick to help "the cause" by sending him alone into a fleet of Royal Blue's army::

 

::In an unbelievable turn of events, Popick survives, killing all of royal blue's fleet single-handedly::

*proceeds to hit the reanimate switch built into all members of Blue's army*

[Hank Kingsley]

*Calls upon the power of the Evil Nerd Troika to minimize Royal Blue's army with the Shrink Ray*

 

[Guest Anglesault]

*summons hordes of unsold Rubik's Cubes to defeat AngleSault by confusion*

::smashes crate of Rubik's cubes with THE SLEDGE~!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Hello everybody

 

For a little while now we've heard how the Agnes era is going to lead us all into a better tommorow. He's promised the support of various celebreties...but some of them have no place.

 

I present to you the people who run the Office for Women's Rights in the Agnes Era

 

 

Not only that but here's their Head of Education

 

Ask yourself, is this the kind of ERA you want your children growing up in? Personally...I think we deserve better...Deranged Hermit ERA better.

 

Because if you can't trust a Deranged Hermit, who can you trust?

 

 

Paid for by the offices to continue the Deranged Hermit Era

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*destroys Agnes' Army from within their bloodstreams*

[Guest Anglesault]

(Anglesault is shown sitting at his desk wearing his Post Whoresmen leather jacket over his HHHaters t shirt and his ESTABLISHMENT~! khakis)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that Hermit enjoyed Test vs. Kane No Mercy 01

 

Is this the kind of mind we want leading an era?

[RavishingRickRudo]

I'd like to know more about the Patrick Stewart era... he's quite the mastermind.

 

*looks out to crowd*

 

*cough*

[Angle-plex]

 

Jim Ross, the best announcer ever according to WWE.com, says that Hermit is "wilder than a pet coon".

[Cartman]

 

Nomar Garciaparra says he will support the Deranged Hermit Era for $17 Million a year.

[Guest Anglesault]

 

Nomar Garciaparra says he will support the Deranged Hermit Era for $17 Million a year.

Luckily for Camp Agnes,. Nomar becomes useless when it really matters.

[Angle-plex]

I'd like to know more about the Patrick Stewart era... he's quite the mastermind.

 

*looks out to crowd*

 

*cough*

 

Stewart was born on July 13, 1940 in Mirfield, West Yorkshire. His childhood was not particularly happy. He began performing in several local theater groups when he was 12. He left school at age 15 and began working as a journalist. He received a scholarship that allowed him to attend the Old Vic Theater School in Bristol, and in 1959 at the age of 19, his extraordinary stage career began with his first professional role.

 

Stewart began losing his hair at 19. He was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company for 25 years and is at home on the stage in London, New York and Los Angeles. Critics have praised Stewart for his performances as Claudius in "Hamlet" and King Henry IV in the "Merchant of Venice," as well as in other important roles. He even won an "Olivier Award" for his performance in the play "Shylock". His television appearences include the BBC-productions of "I Claudius," "Smileys People," and "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy."

 

Patrick Stewart was discovered by producer Robert Justman for the role of the Captain of the Enterprise. During pre-production for Star Trek: The Next Generation, Justman and his wife visited a dramatic reading at UCLA (University of California: Los Angeles) that Stewart was participating in. He was so impressed by the Englishman's presentation that he remarked to his wife, "I think we've just found our Captain." He later said that he hadn't thought about Stewart before, but when he saw him on stage he was very sure that Stewart was the only one who was right for the part. Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry wanted a Frenchman to play the part, so Justman arranged a meeting with Stewart, Roddenberry and Miklis. On October 10, 1986, Justman assigned the role of Data to Stewart. He still believed, however, that Stewart should be the Captain, and that no other actor could convince him or even Roddenberry otherwise. Roddenberry gave in after casting was completed and decided on Stewart after all, even though he did not fit Roddenberry's ideal image of who should play the role. The part was then tailored to Stewart. Today, Stewart says that he had no idea at the time that to many Americans, who sits in the Captains chair on the Enterprise is more important than who occupies the throne of England.

 

On January 2, 2004, Stewart made himself even more succesful by joining the Agnes regime, a powerful group hellbent on taking over an internet wrestling message board known as "The Smart Marks".

[NYU]

 

Ben and Jen support the OlympicHero era........ah shit, there's the Kiss of Death. Nevermind.

[Sandman9000]

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Um, does Mr. Kong support any Era in particular?

[dutchse.cx]

Alex and Ryan fight over which Era is better: Kotz and CWM or Anges?

 

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Alex and Ryan fight over which Era is better: Kotz and CWM or Anges?

 

*marks for RCR and DUTCH~!*