Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Or Mark Henricron, who will appear & eat everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. Lack of McMahons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 okay then...Kane comes to the ring to the theme song from "Strawberry Shortcake" or "Bob The Builder" Oh, no, I've got it. "I love you, you love me..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Would Mark Henry be Unicron? I think he could eat a planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 its a good thing that dastardly beatdown was an hour and a half ago.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 It's been a year...AND THEY STILL HAVE UPDATED THE TAG TITLE GRAPHIC. Good lord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MixxMaster 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. coughcoughMattHardycoughcough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Boy, did Memphis get screwed or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift I was thinking maybe a dentist with an arm drill... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Pat why do you keep bringing up Randy Orton? GOSH Making fun of Orton sucking is a lot more entertaining than watching Raw these days. Bold Prediction of the Week Part 2: Orton runs in and the crowd dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. I think it may be that HHH, Shawn Michaels, Goldberg, Booker T, and Kane all didn't wrestle tonight.....Jericho was stuck in a meaningless tag match....too many pointless matches (Richards/Test? Dupree/Spike?).....plus the fact that, storyline wise, the show just wasn't too entertaining at all. But then again, we did see Mae Young. So I suppose we broke even. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up? I guess it's not conunitity but it's certainly a nice way to start an angle leading to Wrestlemania that actually has logic behind it. And Kane was fucking around on Heat 10 months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH.. Obviously the Dudleys are asking if anyone wants to play table tennis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Would Mark Henry be Unicron? I think he could eat a planet. Either him or Big Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 I was thinking maybe a dentist with an arm drill... maybe he can change into a few things... 1) Kanimus Prime (first robot mode) 2) Car w/Drunk Driver & Stick Shift (vehicle mode) 3) Destint w/arm drill (second robot mode) 4) Christmas Tree (for camoflauge) During his vehicle mode...his primary weapon is a catapult that flings dead bodies and fake diesel engines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame How often has Flair had tag matches, really? I mean, I'm sure a majority of his matches were singles. ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame heels don't use tag ropes except in times of strangulation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH.. Obviously the Dudleys are asking if anyone wants to play table tennis. hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Hey, hey, hey, I hit the Mark Henry/Unicron joke 1st... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame How often has Flair had tag matches, really? I mean, I'm sure a majority of his matches were singles. ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight. What part of Flair looks good? Man looks like a 75 yr old Grandpa who can't put down the Whiskey bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 I marked out to see Flair wearing the gold around his waist. Now there's a man who can treat a title belt with RESPECT (unlike Bubba, who lobs it into the ring from 15 ft away). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Someone tell Bradshaw to stop fucking around and give Bubba Ray his pants back!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up? I guess it's not conunitity but it's certainly a nice way to start an angle leading to Wrestlemania that actually has logic behind it. Uhm...No, not at all. If there was any issue whatsoever, he would have taken care of it before June. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 whered the blood come from on flair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MixxMaster 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight. Isn't that the latest trend to have shitty looking hair, though??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 what about the Kliq = Five Faces of Doom (or whatever) Sharkicons = Smarkicons ... trying to destroy all that sucks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Flair's hair always looks like that lately... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
