Spaceman Spiff Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Or Mark Henricron, who will appear & eat everyone.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. Lack of McMahons?
CanadianChris Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 okay then...Kane comes to the ring to the theme song from "Strawberry Shortcake" or "Bob The Builder" Oh, no, I've got it. "I love you, you love me..."
AndrewTS Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Would Mark Henry be Unicron? I think he could eat a planet.
Guest Anglesault Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 its a good thing that dastardly beatdown was an hour and a half ago..
iliketurtles Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 It's been a year...AND THEY STILL HAVE UPDATED THE TAG TITLE GRAPHIC. Good lord.
MixxMaster Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. coughcoughMattHardycoughcough
deancoles Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift I was thinking maybe a dentist with an arm drill...
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Pat why do you keep bringing up Randy Orton? GOSH Making fun of Orton sucking is a lot more entertaining than watching Raw these days. Bold Prediction of the Week Part 2: Orton runs in and the crowd dies.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH..
NYU Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Raw needs another superstar or something...something just seems missing watching this show. I think it may be that HHH, Shawn Michaels, Goldberg, Booker T, and Kane all didn't wrestle tonight.....Jericho was stuck in a meaningless tag match....too many pointless matches (Richards/Test? Dupree/Spike?).....plus the fact that, storyline wise, the show just wasn't too entertaining at all. But then again, we did see Mae Young. So I suppose we broke even.
iliketurtles Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up? I guess it's not conunitity but it's certainly a nice way to start an angle leading to Wrestlemania that actually has logic behind it. And Kane was fucking around on Heat 10 months ago.
2GOLD Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH.. Obviously the Dudleys are asking if anyone wants to play table tennis.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Kane should come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift GOLD! He just needs to beware of Takertron! Would Mark Henry be Unicron? I think he could eat a planet. Either him or Big Show.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame
The Amazing Rando Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 I was thinking maybe a dentist with an arm drill... maybe he can change into a few things... 1) Kanimus Prime (first robot mode) 2) Car w/Drunk Driver & Stick Shift (vehicle mode) 3) Destint w/arm drill (second robot mode) 4) Christmas Tree (for camoflauge) During his vehicle mode...his primary weapon is a catapult that flings dead bodies and fake diesel engines
ChrisMWaters Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame How often has Flair had tag matches, really? I mean, I'm sure a majority of his matches were singles. ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame heels don't use tag ropes except in times of strangulation
Ted the Poster Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 We've got tables if you've got balls? Uh. YEAH.. Obviously the Dudleys are asking if anyone wants to play table tennis. hahahaha
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Hey, hey, hey, I hit the Mark Henry/Unicron joke 1st...
2GOLD Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Almost 30 years in the bussiness and Ric Flair doesn't know enough to hold onto the tag rope...for shame How often has Flair had tag matches, really? I mean, I'm sure a majority of his matches were singles. ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight. What part of Flair looks good? Man looks like a 75 yr old Grandpa who can't put down the Whiskey bottle.
Slickster Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 I marked out to see Flair wearing the gold around his waist. Now there's a man who can treat a title belt with RESPECT (unlike Bubba, who lobs it into the ring from 15 ft away).
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Someone tell Bradshaw to stop fucking around and give Bubba Ray his pants back!!!
Guest Anglesault Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Ahh, so that makes sense why Kane attacked him because Booker got the title shot at Mania 19. That's actually pretty smart conunitity. NO IT'S NOT! Why the fuck wasn't it an issue 10 months ago? RVD was distracting Kane with dreams of tag title glory, that's why. Then why wasn't it an issue when they broke up? I guess it's not conunitity but it's certainly a nice way to start an angle leading to Wrestlemania that actually has logic behind it. Uhm...No, not at all. If there was any issue whatsoever, he would have taken care of it before June.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 whered the blood come from on flair?
MixxMaster Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 ...Flair's hair looks TERRIBLE tonight. Isn't that the latest trend to have shitty looking hair, though???
The Amazing Rando Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 what about the Kliq = Five Faces of Doom (or whatever) Sharkicons = Smarkicons ... trying to destroy all that sucks...
HarleyQuinn Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Flair's hair always looks like that lately...
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