Why does life fucking suck so much?...

[Guest PowerPB13]

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

because you touch yourself at night.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

sex can wait, masturbate

[Damaramu 0]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

[Slayer 0]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

Your mom

[Guest PowerPB13]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

Well duh, I already knew that...

 

-Patrick

[Damaramu 0]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

Your mom

What was that about my mom!?

*rips off shirt and jumps into ridiculous looking fighting stance*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

Your mom

What was that about my mom!?

*rips off shirt and jumps into ridiculous looking fighting stance*

*Lights your foot on fire for jumping on the roof of my car doing a gay karate pose*

 

::runs away::

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

*Rolls around wrestling a teddy bear for no concievable reason*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Life doesn't suck. Maybe you suck.

Your mom

What was that about my mom!?

*rips off shirt

aw...he's already ready for her

[caboose 0]

Why does life suck then?

[Damaramu 0]

Why does life suck then?

Because they cancelled The Andy Richter Show.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. It just started out as a little game. I didn't mean for it to go this far.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Why does life suck then?

Because they cancelled The Andy Richter Show.

THEY CANCELLED THE ANDY RICHTER SHOW?

 

NO!!!!!!!!

[Damaramu 0]

Why does life suck then?

Because they cancelled The Andy Richter Show.

THEY CANCELLED THE ANDY RICHTER SHOW?

 

NO!!!!!!!!

*throws self off cliff*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Why does life suck then?

Because they cancelled The Andy Richter Show.

THEY CANCELLED THE ANDY RICHTER SHOW?

 

NO!!!!!!!!

Damn you! I Was suppose to say that!

 

 

::jumps out first floor window::

[1234-5678 0]

Note to self: As bad as life gets, there's always beer.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

It could be worse Patrick

 

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=15&t=48059&hl=

[DerangedHermit 0]

Life sucks because of all the conformists and how life is pain.

 

*flips hair*

[1234-5678 0]

Try getting laid........that usually improves people's opinions on life.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

Try holding your breath...I hear that helps.

[Sandman9000 0]

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Why does life suck then?

Because they cancelled The Andy Richter Show.

THEY CANCELLED THE ANDY RICHTER SHOW?

 

NO!!!!!!!!

Damn you! I Was suppose to say that!

 

 

::jumps out first floor window::

well... theres Arrested Development superPISS!!

[razazteca 0]

Life sucks because of all the conformists and how life is pain.

 

*flips hair*

*Stands in the rain playing Peter Gabrial on the stereo*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Life sucks because of all the conformists and how life is pain.

 

*flips hair*

*Stands in the rain playing Peter Gabrial on the stereo*

*takes baseball bat to your stereo*

[k thx 0]

Why does life fucking suck so much?...

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

 

Poor goth...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just do some..methhhhamphetamines, those simple methamphetamines..

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Why does life fucking suck so much?...

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

 

Poor goth...

chave...its looks like you washed your face with cheeseburgers.

[razazteca 0]

Life sucks because of all the conformists and how life is pain.

 

*flips hair*

*Stands in the rain playing Peter Gabrial on the stereo*

*takes baseball bat to your stereo*

*Sings sledgehammer while using HHH moves*

 

I want to be your sledgehammer

why don't you call my name

you'd better call the sledgehammer

put your mind at rest

I'm going to be-the sledgehammer

this can be my testimony

I'm your sledgehammer

let there be no doubt about it

 

*Does the Pedigree Spike Drivahhhhh*

[k thx 0]

Why does life fucking suck so much?...

...because, just like in every other area of my existence, I'm clueless...

 

-Patrick

http://www.washedashore.com/events/epiphany-goth/darken.jpg

 

Poor goth...

chave...its looks like you washed your face with cheeseburgers.

You don't understand me. Nobody does.

 

You're going in my next poem.