Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 SWF Lockdown HOLT report January 7, 2004 Chicago, Illinois at United Center Report by Ryan Amerighi of Libertyville, IL Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: - Daredevil beats “Suicidal” Jay Freeman in 3:22 with Flight of the Fearless. - John Duran beat Aecas in 6:49 with Ultimate Sin. There was an audible gasp to see Duran get someone that big up off the mat like that. - CIA beat Judge Mental in 11:18 with Air Canada. Afterwards, Judge sat in the ring for several minutes, staring at his hands as if there was something there. Lockdown: - Tonight, after the Stryke/Craven match, they had what Funyon announced as the final Clusterfuck ticket giveaway. Dante Crane was the guest emcee. - Good Grief! Matthews may have the most boring moveset in the history of wrestling! We had to chant “Boring” just to stay awake! If it weren’t for Matheson being an ass outside the ring, he probably would have committed genocide by boring us all to death! - Funyon announced that Matthew Kivell had to be taken to Cook County Hospital for observation. Anthony Michael Hall came back out to call the tag match in his place. - I swear to God, the fucking roof blew off when Soapdish counted three on Ejiro! He kind of sat on his knees in the middle of the ring for a few minutes, just staring at the title. And then, Dace and Janus ran down to the ring, each with a case of beer, to help him celebrate. They hoisted him on their shoulders and paraded him around the ring, and then they set him down and gave him a beer bath while we all chanted Danny’s name. Biggest Pops 1) Danny Williams 2) Linchpin (hometown pop) 3) Wild and Dangerous 4) Mike Van Siclen (hometown pop) 5) Grand Slam Most Heat 1) Va’aiga 2) Ejiro Fasaki 3) HVT 4) Judge Hearford 5) James Matheson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 - Good Grief! Matthews may have the most boring moveset in the history of wrestling! We had to chant “Boring” just to stay awake! If it weren’t for Matheson being an ass outside the ring, he probably would have committed genocide by boring us all to death! Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Just becuase that's how you win all your matches Grap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 - Funyon announced that Matthew Kivell had to be taken to Cook County Hospital for observation. Anthony Michael Hall came back out to call the tag match in his place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
