spman 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 With the PPV coming up, I thought I'd re-post a favorite articel of mine that I wrote last year, The Royal Rumble Drinking Game. Enjoy! Take 1 sip whenever a main eventer is number one or two Take 2 sips if #2 is eliminated before #3 enters Chug a beer whenever anyone is in for longer then 30 minutes Take 2 sips whenever anyone that drew Numbers 1-10 are still in the ring when #30 comes out Chug a beer if anyone that drew Numbers 1-10 are in the final four Tap a keg if anyone who drew numbers 1-10 win the thing Take 1 sip whenever Rick Martel makes an entrance Take 2 sips when he tries to eliminate someone by putting them on his shoulders Take 1 sip if it doesn't work Take 3 sips if it does Chug a beer if Martel is in longer then 20 minutes Take 1 sip whenever someone goes through the middle rope to take a breather Take 2 sips when someone follows them out there the beat them up Take 1 sip whenever someone really tall and / or fat makes an entrance Take 2 sips if they eliminate more then three people upon entrance Chug a beer if it takes more then three guys to eliminate them Tap a keg if only one guy does it Take a sip when 2 really big and / or fat guys fight each other Chug a beer is one eliminates the other Tape a keg is they both end up getting eliminated Take 1 sip whenever someone hits their finisher Take 2 sips whenever they use their finisher to eliminate someone Chug a beer if they go for a pin Take 1 sip whenever someone tries a move off the top rope Take 2 sips whenever trying a move off the top rope gets them eliminated Take 1 sip whenever Hulk Hogan makes an entrance Take 2 sips if he clears the ring Chug a beer if he wins the thing Tap a keg if he doesn't Tak 1 sip whenever someone goes over the top, but slips through the bottom rope Take 2 sips whenever someone goes over the top, but only one foot touches the floor Take 1 sip whenever The British Bulldog threatens to press slam someone over the top, but doesn't Chug a beer when he does Chug a beer when someone makes an entrance and is eliminated before the next person comes out Take 1 sip when 2 heels and / or faces work togeather Take 2 sips if it backfires Chug a beer if it backfires and causes one of them to get eliminated Tap a keg if the other one is eliminated right after Take 1 sip whenever a heel protests his elimination Take 2 sips if he tries to get back in the ring Chug a beer if the refs don't notice, and he gets to stay Take 1 sip if someone who was elimnated eliminates someone in the ring Take 2 sips if the person is allowed to get back in the ring Chug a beer if they are eliminated Take 1 sip whenever someone goes over the top on their own Take 2 sips if they are allowed back in Chug a beer if they are eliminated Take 1 sip whenever both members of a tag team are in the ring at the same time Take 2 sips if they help each other Chug a beer if they just beat each other up Tap a keg if one eliminates the other Take 1 sip whenever a feud gets started Chug a beer if that feud leads to a match at Wrestlemania Take 1 sip whenever a "legend" who is not on the active roster enters Take 1 sip whenever a wrestler on loan from Japan or Mexico enters Chug a beer if any of them elimnate anyone Take 1 sip whenever a Bushwhacker enters Take 2 sips if they get eliminated as soon as they enter the ring Chug a beer if they stay in long enough for the next person to enter Chug a beer whenever someone enters before the timer starts Tkae 1 sip whenever a manager comes out with their wrestler Take 2 sips if they interfere Chug a beer if managers start fighting with each other Chug a beer whenever Jake the Snake brings the snake into the ring Take 1 sip whenever Macho Man does the axehandle off the top rope Take 1 sip whenever theres more then seven guys in the ring at once Chug a beer whenever theres more then ten Take 1 sip whenever any entry is pre-determined through a storyline Take 1 sip if someone not in the rumble attacks someone who is in the Rumble while they are making their entrance Take 1 sip whenever Kaientai does a run in but gets eliminated Take 2 sips whenever a video replay of them doing so gets shown Take 1 sip whenever the guy who wins the Rumble doesn't fight in the main event at Wrestlemania Take 2 sips when the guy who wins the rumble doesn't even recieve a push Take 1 sip when someone tries to clothesline a wrestler out, but gets backdropped over the top rope Take 2 sips if the person ducks and they just fly over Take 1 sip when a Mcmahon enters the Rumble Turn off the TV and get wasted if a Mcmahon wins the Rumble Take 1 sip only two people are left in the ring before the last person has entered Chug a beer when only one person is left Tap a keg when the ring is empty Chug a beer whenever someone gets eliminated, but the camera doesn't catch it Take 1 sip when 2 wrestlers work togeather, but then one guy turns on the other Take 2 sips if he eliminates him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Whatta pile... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Tap a keg when the ring is empty How often does that happen? This isn't really a article. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 You lost me after Tip 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Tap a keg when the ring is empty How often does that happen? This isn't really a article. It happened in 1997 when Jake threw his snake into the ring and in 1999 when Austina nd Mcmahon both left the match and brawled to the back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Tap a keg when the ring is empty How often does that happen? This isn't really a article. It happened in 1997 when Jake threw his snake into the ring and in 1999 when Austina nd Mcmahon both left the match and brawled to the back I think it was empty in 1993. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Tap a keg when the ring is empty How often does that happen? This isn't really a article. It happened in 1997 when Jake threw his snake into the ring and in 1999 when Austina nd Mcmahon both left the match and brawled to the back I think it was empty in 1993. Indeed, I forgot about taht. When Giant Gonzalez and Undertaker bralwed to the back, Bobby Backlund was hiding on the outside. My list remains true, trust me watchy ANY Royal Rumble and use this list and you'll get totally wasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I don't need a list to get wasted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted January 11, 2004 Take 1 sip whenever a feud gets started Chug a beer if that feud leads to a match at Wrestlemania Take 1 sip whenever the guy who wins the Rumble doesn't fight in the main event at Wrestlemania Take 2 sips when the guy who wins the rumble doesn't even recieve a push For these ones, how would you know whether or not to drink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I get wasted watching the Bob Holy push. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I watched the '96 RUmble today. I saw Bob Holly as Spark Plugg. I laughed taht he is now getting a main event pushed. Then I cried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I watched the '96 RUmble today. I saw Bob Holly as Spark Plugg. I laughed taht he is now getting a main event pushed. Then I cried. I have found way to deal with the Holly push. I start drinking before the show to insure that I'm blasted by the time Holly shows up. Then I convince myself that he's really Scott Steiner from three year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I watched the '96 RUmble today. I saw Bob Holly as Spark Plugg. I laughed taht he is now getting a main event pushed. Then I cried. Random Fact: Bob Holly debuted at the 1994 Royal Rumble as Thurman "Sparky" Plugg. 10 years later, he's the #1 contender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 11, 2004 ::Takes swig of Irish Whiskey:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the pinjockey 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 At least he is getting his title shot in the northeast, so there is some potential for some "Sparky Plugg" chants during the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I was drunk off my ass during last year's Rumble PPV, but it still didn't help me in watching the Steiner-HHH match. I'm figuring that all the alcohol in the world won't make a championship match with Hardcore Holly any better this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I was drunk off my ass during last year's Rumble PPV, but it still didn't help me in watching the Steiner-HHH match. I'm figuring that all the alcohol in the world won't make a championship match with Hardcore Holly any better this year. If you're wasted enough, you won't even be able to tell the difference between Holly/Brock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I'd prefer a drinking game where I didn't have to refer to an anthology of rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
