OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 No. You must recite the lyrics to "The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block as punishment. While masturbating.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 When handing out punishments you have to give him something he won't enjoy
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 If he enjoys masturbating while thinking of these guys, nothing can punish him.
Zack Malibu Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 We could always make him masturbate to "Iesha". (wonders if anyone remembers Another Bad Creation other than him)
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'm thinking I saw them in concert opening for Bell Biv Devoe.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'm thinking I saw them in concert opening for Bell Biv Devoe. *Blairs "The Girl is Poison" through-out the thread*
Zack Malibu Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'm thinking I saw them in concert opening for Bell Biv Devoe. Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even.
Slayer Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 We could always make him masturbate to "Iesha". (wonders if anyone remembers Another Bad Creation other than him) Make him do it at the playground, come on (playgroouuuuuund)
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'm thinking I saw them in concert opening for Bell Biv Devoe. Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even. Back in the late 80's early 90's the local pop/hip hop radio station had an event called Summerjam. They would book about 15 artists to perform their hit songs and the concert would last between 10 and 12 hours. Some of the artists I saw: Cover Girls Expose Sweet Sensation Stevie B New Kids on the Block Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Paula Abdul (when she was just breaking out) (no, not her weight) Mariah Carey (when she was just breaking out) (no not going out of her mind) BBD Too Short Digital Underground (with 2Pac in the crew) Ice Cube Hammer Naughty by Nature LL Cool J etc.......
Zack Malibu Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'm thinking I saw them in concert opening for Bell Biv Devoe. Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even. Back in the late 80's early 90's the local pop/hip hop radio station had an event called Summerjam. They would book about 15 artists to perform their hit songs and the concert would last between 10 and 12 hours. Some of the artists I saw: Cover Girls Expose Sweet Sensation Stevie B New Kids on the Block Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Paula Abdul (when she was just breaking out) (no, not her weight) Mariah Carey (when she was just breaking out) (no not going out of her mind) BBD Too Short Digital Underground (with 2Pac in the crew) Ice Cube Hammer Naughty by Nature LL Cool J etc....... Expose too, eh. Dammit.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 This thread got off the real subject...and that's dancing
Zack Malibu Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 The kid at the end looks like he's pullin' pud.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 The kid at the end looks like he's pullin' pud. He can go to his left.
Zack Malibu Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 [2 Live Crew]To the leeeefffft...To the right ya'll...[/2 Live Crew]
Art Sandusky Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 I finally make a fucking decent post... My first one in like a fucking year... AND YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKERS OVERSHADOW IT~! YOU SONUVABITCHES~! I HATE YOU ALL~!!! ...ok, I hate you all except Malibu. I can't hate him no matter what the hell he does. You can't just hate a guy who has the balls to dance to Ice Ice Baby and get a ovation (standing or not) for it. He's gotta do something special to get the necessary hatred levels for me to hate him as well. I got an ovation for my dancing to the first Abbey Road medley last night when the band played it. The band applauded me too, for my exquisite blend of pantomime of the lyrics, robot, liquid, Michael Jackson, and my neck/shoulder stand at the start of "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window."
Lightning Flik Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 I finally make a fucking decent post... My first one in like a fucking year... AND YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKERS OVERSHADOW IT~! YOU SONUVABITCHES~! I HATE YOU ALL~!!! ...ok, I hate you all except Malibu. I can't hate him no matter what the hell he does. You can't just hate a guy who has the balls to dance to Ice Ice Baby and get a ovation (standing or not) for it. He's gotta do something special to get the necessary hatred levels for me to hate him as well. I got an ovation for my dancing to the first Abbey Road medley last night when the band played it. The band applauded me too, for my exquisite blend of pantomime of the lyrics, robot, liquid, Michael Jackson, and my neck/shoulder stand at the start of "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window." ...sighs... Ok I don't hate you either... ...you people are getting harder and harder to hate nowadays.
Zack Malibu Posted January 17, 2004 Author Report Posted January 17, 2004 I can't picture Flik hating anyone. That said, the day I come to TSM and find it bullet ridden, with a menacing Choko holding an M-16 standing above the remains, I'll eat those words.
Lightning Flik Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 I can't picture Flik hating anyone. That said, the day I come to TSM and find it bullet ridden, with a menacing Choko holding an M-16 standing above the remains, I'll eat those words. HEY NOW JUST A DARN TOOTIN' MINUTE~! I CAN HATE TOO~! I ... aw shit, who am I kidding. I'm the guy who walked around fucking West Edmonton Mall by myself when I was just a wee lad of five. If that doesn't tell you how much hate I don't have, I don't know what will. That would SO be funny... If... Wait... My sister draws very well... Hm... I wonder... *begin laughter of grown man realizing his inner-child once again* No wait forget it. She'll probably charge me like $200 for it to get done. Aw man... *hangs head in defeat of the awesome idea Zack gave me*
spiny norman Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 I'm not sure how to react to that.
Slayer Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 ...you people are getting harder and harder to hate nowadays. I fucked Choko while you were away
Lightning Flik Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 I'm not sure how to react to that. Then take the best course of action. Don't react to it. Just ignore. It's better for everyone that way. As for Angelslayer, I'm kinda wondering how the hell you had sex with a video game character. I'd really like to have that type of VR system you've got handy.
Slayer Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 As for Angelslayer, I'm kinda wondering how the hell you had sex with a video game character. Never you mind that, just shut up and get angry already
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 For information on how to fuck video game characters, please send 3 easy payments of $9.95 to Mr. Piss care of ChaveCo. You will recieve heavily detailed instructions on how to conquer this great task. Warning: Mr. Piss can not be held responsible for any genetal bleeding that could be caused while following Mr. Piss' training course.
Zack Malibu Posted January 17, 2004 Author Report Posted January 17, 2004 In other words, keep the penis out of the console, kids.
Slayer Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 In other words, keep the penis out of the console, kids. It used to be so much easier back in the days of cartridges
Lightning Flik Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 As for Angelslayer, I'm kinda wondering how the hell you had sex with a video game character. Never you mind that, just shut up and get angry already At what? You achieve the one of the many members of LVG (Lusters of Videogame Gals club)? Hell no! I must spread the word out about your almighty greatness in achieving the supposed impossible. ...although, having sex with a video game child is sick though dude. You need serious help. Even if she's actually a few-thousand-year-old-demon-that-is-in-the-guise-of-a-little-girl-and-retains-the-mentality-of-a-little-girl; that's still sick dude.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 In other words, keep the penis out of the console, kids. HEY! Don't give away Piss' secrets. I might have a job opening available for a young go getter like yourself though...
Slayer Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 Even if she's actually a few-thousand-year-old-demon-that-is-in-the-guise-of-a-little-girl-and-retains-the-mentality-of-a-little-girl... I wonder how the courts would see it
Zack Malibu Posted January 17, 2004 Author Report Posted January 17, 2004 In other words, keep the penis out of the console, kids. HEY! Don't give away Piss' secrets. I might have a job opening available for a young go getter like yourself though... If involves leashes, shampoo, and ABOBO, I'll pass. You know, unless we became dog groomers.
Lightning Flik Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 Even if she's actually a few-thousand-year-old-demon-that-is-in-the-guise-of-a-little-girl-and-retains-the-mentality-of-a-little-girl... I wonder how the courts would see it You know... That's a very interesting questoin. Would they see it as an ageless lady trying to use innocent bliss to seduce the poor helpless lad that couldn't do anything to stop himself from resisting her sexual advances in the body of a little girl? Or... Would they see it as a child that can never age that will forever have to live through the torture you put her through by having sexual relations with someone who could never fully grasp the situation, as her childish mind would never comphrend that sort of thinking? Thus still making you a pediphile of the lowest type.
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