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I can't understand half the things that are being said in here. What the hell is Lightning Flik on that would allow him to post such bizarre and disjointed thoughts.

 

He is strange and offputting.

And yet, the bastard won't get angry

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I can't understand half the things that are being said in here. What the hell is Lightning Flik on that would allow him to post such bizarre and disjointed thoughts.

 

He is strange and offputting.

I haven't slept since 1 am, I'm currently taking night shifts. Hence my nights are my days, my days are my nights. So as you can very well understand, I'm little disorianted from lack of sleep.

 

That and I just can get really weird, crazy thoughts somedays.

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This thread is too creepy even for me now.

[stealing that line from Animanics that little Mindy does]

 

Ok, Pissy! Take care! I love you! Bye-bye!

 

[/end stealing]

 

...I'm off to get some sleep and let you people remember the name of...

 

[steals Golddust biting thing that he does]

 

*breathes in deeply, and speaks in a low sultry and beckoning voice* Lightning ... Flik ...

 

[/end this steal and of course, I'm out for some needed rest]

Guest Krazy Karter
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99 bottles of piss on the wall...

 

That prompts a good question.

 

When you were a kid did you say "Take one down, pass it around" or "If one of those bottles should happen to fall" during the song?

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It is "If one of those bottles should happen to fall". The first time I ever heard someone say "Take one down, pass it around" I thought it was the stupidest line I'd ever heard. Real men don't take it down and pass it around.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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Item # Item Title Qty Price Subtotal

3378246732 6hrs of non stop action 1 $4.25 $4.25

Guest Krazy Karter
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Item #  Item Title  Qty  Price  Subtotal 

3378246732  6hrs of non stop action  1  $4.25  $4.25

Hey now, Johnson's mom charges a flat rate of $5.00!

 

Don't go spreading that false advertising, mister!

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I finally make a fucking decent post... My first one in like a fucking year...

 

AND YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKERS OVERSHADOW IT~! YOU SONUVABITCHES~! I HATE YOU ALL~!!!

 

...ok, I hate you all except Malibu. I can't hate him no matter what the hell he does. You can't just hate a guy who has the balls to dance to Ice Ice Baby and get a ovation (standing or not) for it. He's gotta do something special to get the necessary hatred levels for me to hate him as well.

I got an ovation for my dancing to the first Abbey Road medley last night when the band played it. The band applauded me too, for my exquisite blend of pantomime of the lyrics, robot, liquid, Michael Jackson, and my neck/shoulder stand at the start of "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window."

:( ...sighs... Ok I don't hate you either...

 

...you people are getting harder and harder to hate nowadays.

I danced tonight while in my "Neo outfit." Imagine someone in a long black coat (and black everything else, pretty much) doing the stuff I described in the original post, and all to techno instead of a Beatles cover.

 

After that, Zack should be more hate-able than me.

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Vanilla Ice > Neo

 

Carrying on with the unashamedness, we could also use another example: the time at karaoke where I did "I Want It That Way", wandered around to pretty much each table, got on my knees and crooned to random women, thus earning me a standing ovation from the crowd (and a few numbers to boot).

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Ah, my big karaoke number was Like A Virgin. Did a little dance in the instrumental part, did the action for "touched for the very first time". Good fun, good crowd reaction.

 

Like A Virgin > I Want It That Way.

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I got you all beat. Mr. Piss + Do The Bartman > all your pathetic little efforts...

OK, you win.

 

Flik, funny you mention that quote from Animaniacs, because they put that quote at the end of a freestyle song that I got Kotz hooked on.

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Flik, funny you mention that quote from Animaniacs, because they put that quote at the end of a freestyle song that I got Kotz hooked on.

:huh: Oh re-he-heally? That's quite... ahem, interesting.

 

What freestyle song may I ask?

 

...I'm not about to compare, I can't dance, so I suck compared to everyone here.

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Flik, funny you mention that quote from Animaniacs, because they put that quote at the end of a freestyle song that I got Kotz hooked on.

:huh: Oh re-he-heally? That's quite... ahem, interesting.

 

What freestyle song may I ask?

 

...I'm not about to compare, I can't dance, so I suck compared to everyone here.

Say Goodbye, by Elissa. Very download-worthy.

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Flik, funny you mention that quote from Animaniacs, because they put that quote at the end of a freestyle song that I got Kotz hooked on.

:huh: Oh re-he-heally? That's quite... ahem, interesting.

 

What freestyle song may I ask?

 

...I'm not about to compare, I can't dance, so I suck compared to everyone here.

Say Goodbye, by Elissa. Very download-worthy.

Thanks... I'll give it a go.

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I can do the Macarena.

 

Whats more, it works with virtually every song EVER. Nothings better than going to a metal club and doing the Macarena to anything too slow to dance to.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Am I the only one who thinks Kotz looks like this when he goes out dancing?

 

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Guest Krazy Karter
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Just wait for me to do my Neo coat dancing

 

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Guest FrigidSoul
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I got an ovation for my dancing to the first Abbey Road medley

Here's video-footage of it

 

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Guest Snakebyte
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Am I the only one who thinks Kotz looks like this when he goes out dancing?

 

mango.jpg

Yeah he does, actually.

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