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Theres gonna be a party at my house this weekend. Well kickback really. Its sort of a special occasion so Im gonna do things diferent this time though. Ussually its will be Smirnoff Vodka and 40s. I got a bottle of Bicardi Rum 151 proof. My first question is, does it taste so bad that Im gonna have to go scientific on this bottle and mix a shitload of drinks. Second question is if you have any advice on drinks that are of higher proff than 80 then tell me because I need to pick them up. Im looking to get everyone really really drunk with like 4 shots here. Challenge but I can do it. Thanks guys.

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Just grab some Absente. 75% alcohol (150 proof) and some halucinagenic properties to boot!

 

Apparently Van Goah was drinking that when he cut his ear off.

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Absynthe, in it's truest form, is illegal in the US. It'll get you drunk as hell the way you can get it, but, for it to be truly hallucinogenic, you ned to have Wormwood in it. Wormwood is what causes the hallucinations, but Absynthe is illegal here.

 

My friend ordered a tiny flask off of ebay, without Wormwood, and it was $30 for about 8 shots worth.

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One guy had 9 shots of it and he died.

Did you ever see the movie "From Hell"? You know the scene where Johnny Depp puts the drop of...something...in his drink before he smokes the opium? He puts a drop of Absynthe into his drink. Note at the end how he dies.

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One guy had 9 shots of it and he died.

Did you ever see the movie "From Hell"? You know the scene where Johnny Depp puts the drop of...something...in his drink before he smokes the opium? He puts a drop of Absynthe into his drink. Note at the end how he dies.

Happily amongst a bunch of whores?

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Just get a keg.

It would be the way I'd go any other day but like I said, its a special occasion. Im gonna go with the liquor not the booze. Plus I like variety. I went to a 4 keg party last weekend a another kegger 2 weeks ago so its time for a change.

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Do they sell Aftershock in the States?

 

It's a God amongst alcoholic beverages.

My toothpaste tastes like aftershock. Which isn't nice when you have a hangover.

 

What's with all this keg business? Can't people just bring their own cans or something?

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You can buy Kegs of Vodka. They cost $80 here...they're half the size of a beer keg though

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Vodka keg? Haven't heard of that. I own my own Keg, well 3, so if I need beer, it won't be that hard to go out and fill it.

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you know what's under-rated? Goldshlogen(sp?)...I found it tastey and when other people vomited you could see the tiny golden sparkles

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Okay, do a Gin Bucket.

 

You poor a 750 ML bottle of Gin and 2 liter bottle of Sprite (or a lemon-lime type of soda) into a big bowl or a bucket of some sorts.

 

Then get a turkey baster, fill it up, and poor it into someone's mouth. It tastes good and gets you fucked up.

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you know what's under-rated? Goldshlogen(sp?)...I found it tastey and when other people vomited you could see the tiny golden sparkles

 

I swear to God, it's like having a hundred cinnamon hearts in your mouth at once. You know, those hard little heart shaped candies? It's fucked.

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I've actually got a vial of Absinthe at the moment, brought back from Prauge for me. I tried some and it's truely disgusting but incredibly strong. It tastes like black jacks (the sweets) but with a horrible after taste.

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The stuff Johnny Depp put in his drink was Laudanum, which is a pretty toxic opiate used as a painkiller, and all sorts of other shit back in the late 1800's and early 20th century. The GLASS was full of Absinthe.

 

If you want to make this classy, you done fucked up with the Bacardi 151, unless you plan on mixing up frozen drinks that involve rum. That stuff is horrid on its own, and is nothing a "respectable" person would drink straight. Your best bet is to get a top shelf vodka, which is the basis for tons of drinks.

 

What kind of occassion is this? A celebration? Trying to impress a chick? what?

 

For you Goldschlager fairies, mix it with Jagermeister, and you get yourself a Jagerschlager, which is a one way ticket to the bedspins and ruined carpet. I've heard the drink called a "Starry Night" as well, but that's pussy compared to Jagerschlager.

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Goldschlager is disgusting.

 

I don't drink anymore, but when I did my vice was Saambucca and Orange Juice.. or a mixture of Southern Comfort, Amaretto and Gingerale. Good stuff. :)

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You could always make a vodka melon. Take a knife, and hack orifices in the top and bottom of the watermelon. Gradually pour a whole bottle of vodka into the melon. It'll seep through, saturating the fruit. Collect all the drainage in a container, and pour it through a couple more times.

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Just pull a Jungle Juice. Have a bowl out and people add liquor to it as the night goes on. Use Hawiian Punch or something to gloss over the taste. Or just mix Vodka with the punch/OJ/something so that it goes down easily and without trouble, leaving people wanting more. Screwdrivers are your friend.

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The stuff Johnny Depp put in his drink was Laudanum, which is a pretty toxic opiate used as a painkiller, and all sorts of other shit back in the late 1800's and early 20th century. The GLASS was full of Absinthe.

I knew it was one way or the other.

 

Point being, though, Absynthe will fuck you up, if made properly.

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The stuff Johnny Depp put in his drink was Laudanum, which is a pretty toxic opiate used as a painkiller, and all sorts of other shit back in the late 1800's and early 20th century. The GLASS was full of Absinthe.

 

If you want to make this classy, you done fucked up with the Bacardi 151, unless you plan on mixing up frozen drinks that involve rum. That stuff is horrid on its own, and is nothing a "respectable" person would drink straight. Your best bet is to get a top shelf vodka, which is the basis for tons of drinks.

 

What kind of occassion is this? A celebration? Trying to impress a chick? what?

 

For you Goldschlager fairies, mix it with Jagermeister, and you get yourself a Jagerschlager, which is a one way ticket to the bedspins and ruined carpet. I've heard the drink called a "Starry Night" as well, but that's pussy compared to Jagerschlager.

Its sort of a reunion of a bunch of people at my house. Im not realy calling it a party cuz its all people I know. All my friends from Jersey and New York plus a couple relatives from Italy. All the people from the East never been to Cali and my relatives never left Cicily.

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For you Goldschlager fairies

 

Hey, in my defense, I got a Mickey of it for my birthday.

 

And on the guy who said he tried and hated Absinthe...did you just drink it straight, as-is? I believe there's a more complicated process to it...like, putting a special spoon over your glass, put sugar cubes on the spoon, then pour water over it. The special spoon has holes, so the water will run into the drink.

 

Something like that, anyway.

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