Guest JMA Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Statement #1: There should be more intergender matches. Trish: True. It’s always interesting to mix up different Superstars, regardless of their gender. Victoria: True. They’re very entertaining. The fans always respond to those matches. There should be an intergender title too. That’d be cool. Statement #2: A woman will never win the Intercontinental Title again. Trish: I don’t know. The work rate of the women has increased. So who knows? Victoria: False. Our agent and coach is Fit Finlay, so we’re tougher than the norm. He made us tougher. We can kick some serious booty now! The girls are bad-asses now! Statement #3: SmackDown! should have a Women’s Title as well. Trish: True. The more competition, the better. Victoria: True. There are women over there who can wrestle. Some of them need work, but I think they can improve with Fit’s help. So it’d be more interesting. Statement #4: California girls are sexier than girls from Canada. Trish: False. That’s pretty much a given. Victoria: True. For example, Trish and I. I’m waaay hotter than Trish! (Laughs) Statement #5: Blondes really do have more fun. Trish: True. I’m having a lot of fun! Victoria: False. I’m a party animal. And I was blonde once – I used to bleach my hair – and I didn’t have more fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 I never knew Smackdown had women who could wrestle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anya 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The girls are bad-asses now! No. Intergender matches are ridiculous. Please no more, no title for it and no women IC champs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 I never knew Smackdown had women who could wrestle. You don't remember the classic Torrie-Nidia slapfest and hairpull-o-rama? Some smark you are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The women wrestling on Raw are better then the current IC Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 You know it took me five minutes trying to remember exactly who the IC champ was. first thing that popped into my head was Christian.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 I never knew Smackdown had women who could wrestle. It doesn't........neither does RAW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 You know it took me five minutes trying to remember exactly who the IC champ was. first thing that popped into my head was Christian.... It's Orton isn't it? Or was it Van Dam? THE HONKY TONK MAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anya 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The women wrestling on Raw are better then the current IC Champion. So get better men wrestlers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Dammit Dynamite! Took my line. Crazy Ladies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 You know it took me five minutes trying to remember exactly who the IC champ was. first thing that popped into my head was Christian.... I had the same problem with the US title.. it seems like their second teir titles are slipping back into oblivion again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Dammit Dynamite! Took my line. Crazy Ladies. What can I say RRR.....Great minds think alike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 So you think that Urkel would be a great GM too?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 So you think that Urkel would be a great GM too?! Yes, but only if Urkel was the Co-GM with Waldo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 That's just stupid. We clearly don't think alike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 That's just stupid. We clearly don't think alike. Yes, we do. I thought it was stupid too. STUUUUUPIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The only two people allowed to be GMs should be Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. They could watch from a balcony doubling as commentators, tell everyone how shit the talent is and then fire everyone. It'd be a great laugh for one show, and then you'd have a roster of Cruiserweights, Benoit, Eddie, Cena and Matt Hardy and we could see some WRESTLING. GO MUPPETS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 YES! MIKEOFEVIL! GREAT MIND!!! *envisions Miss Piggy and Flair having a war of chops* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The only two people allowed to be GMs should be Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. They could watch from a balcony doubling as commentators, tell everyone how shit the talent is and then fire everyone. It'd be a great laugh for one show, and then you'd have a roster of Cruiserweights, Benoit, Eddie, Cena and Matt Hardy and we could see some WRESTLING. GO MUPPETS~! The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Comparing Steph to Miss Piggy: 1,000,000,000,000 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy. You think Miss Piggy would be in charge? Oh no, not in this company. No women having a say unless they're Steph. She'd be competing in- No. The image of Miss Piggy in bra and panties is not one I feel I can unleash on the board. Although the image of her chopping the shit out of Flair is damn funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Bah, you people are forgetting the obvious. McMahon would push the monster Jack...due to the fact that he's a Hoss. And those who don't know who Jack is, watch "The Muppet Movie" again sometime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The only problem that I would have with this is the fact that Kermit would be pushed way too high because of his relationship with Ms. Piggy. You think Miss Piggy would be in charge? Oh no, not in this company. No women having a say unless they're Steph. She'd be competing in- No. The image of Miss Piggy in bra and panties is not one I feel I can unleash on the board. Although the image of her chopping the shit out of Flair is damn funny... Of course she would be in charge. Who would tell her otherwise? She's like the female pig muppet version of Undertaker. It would be her perverbial yard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 "Job-uh to Goldberg-uh? Or you'll do what-uh? You'll release the dogs-uh? Or the bees-uh? Or the dogs-uh with the bee-uh in their mouths-uh so when-" "No, I'll do this! HIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAH!" *Triple H poses on the floor and spits blood* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 *plucks banjo* Why must the cruisers keep getting jobbed out And why must Holly get pushed Hosses are champions but only because that's what turns Vince McMahon on So fans are told that and marks choose to believe it But smarks know he's wrong wait and see Some day will see it Our faves with titles The Chrises The Eddies And Kurt Who said that Benoit would get a great push when he came here with his friends Somebody thought of that And we all believed them But look how it's gone so far What's so amazing That keeps our eyes glazing What do we think we might see? Some day will see it Our faves with titles The Chrises The Eddies Or Kurt All of us under his spell He knows that we think its a given Have you been half-asleep And not read the dirt sheets He doesn't care what we think That's not a sweet sound A hand slapping the mat To say "hey Chris...you-uh suck" We've heard the rumors And though we shouldn't believe it We all say 'just wait and see' No we'll never see it Our faves with titles The Chrisses The Eddies Or Kurt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Rando...for that, you're the human experiment in "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Next Generation". Your first movie is "Battlefield: Earth" With a Rock 'N Wrestling episode as a short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Bloody brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 *watches Rock N Wrestling* .... *screams* *watches Battlefield: Earth* .... *screams* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Raw's new GM: And, on Smackdown, Rikishi & Scotty have been fired, and replaced with: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 I want a Bunsen & Beaker Promo NOW, WWE *is sad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
