Banky the Miserable Bastard

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I am comfortable with being a prick. My indifference to you stems from the fact i don't talk to ma'fuckers who try to cash in off my shit.

I have no idea what you are saying Banky, I would never do such a thing...*scoots box full of Banky lunchboxes and Banky "Swerve~!" T-Shirts under the table*

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe. That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads.

I guess I shouldn't have insulted Eagan like that.

[MrRant 0]

Apparently I didn't use a smilie so you can sense the sarcasm so.....

 

 

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I am comfortable with being a prick.  My indifference to you stems from the fact i don't talk to ma'fuckers who try to cash in off my shit.

I have no idea what you are saying Banky, I would never do such a thing...*scoots box full of Banky lunchboxes and Banky "Swerve~!" T-Shirts under the table*

Why are you so obsessed over the fact that I worked the board? Why is anyone else? Its not like I've brought it up since it happened two fucking months ago. I'd suggest you fuckers get a life of your own instead of pining up about my internet message board exploits.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe.  That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads. 

I guess I shouldn't have insulted Eagan like that.

Your mouth may say cruel things but your eyes tell me there's a soft spot in your heart for me Banky

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Apparently I didn't use a smilie so you can sense the sarcasm so.....

 

 

Bitch, you make Ed O'Neill sad. Go watch some fucking Dragnet you bloated whore.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know...this board was crying for antimosity now that Johnson's gone, and we've got it. It's like Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em forums.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and it all involves me somehow...like always

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe.  That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads. 

I guess I shouldn't have insulted Eagan like that.

Your mouth may say cruel things but your eyes tell me there's a soft spot in your heart for me Banky

Bitch, I'll steal whats left of your dignity that your fiancee left behind. You guillable shitface. I hope the hundreds of dollars made for good sex. Was that prostitute a good fuck?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

and it all involves me somehow...like always

Its because you always gotta get your shit involved in everyone else's business. Everyone dismisses you because you're such a fucked up dickweed.

[MrRant 0]

Apparently I didn't use a smilie so you can sense the sarcasm so.....

 

 

Bitch, you make Ed O'Neill sad. Go watch some fucking Dragnet you bloated whore.

You know that doesn't work on me Banky.

[DerangedHermit 0]

You know...this board was crying for antimosity now that Johnson's gone, and we've got it.  It's like Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em forums.

Whose head pops off?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Apparently I didn't use a smilie so you can sense the sarcasm so.....

 

 

Bitch, you make Ed O'Neill sad. Go watch some fucking Dragnet you bloated whore.

You know that doesn't work on me Banky.

I don't give a shit what works on you, I just want you to shut your fucking face.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe.  That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads. 

I guess I shouldn't have insulted Eagan like that.

Your mouth may say cruel things but your eyes tell me there's a soft spot in your heart for me Banky

Bitch, I'll steal whats left of your dignity that your fiancee left behind. You guillable shitface. I hope the hundreds of dollars made for good sex. Was that prostitute a good fuck?

That's Banky for "You're a good person, its her loss. Everybody gets a bad break...lemme rent you a prostitute to try to ease your pain"

 

Its a nice offer but I must decline Banky, this is about your healing...not mine.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

So much for wondering who'll fill the spot of Johnson when we have CWM vs Banky or is it CWM vs Banky vs The Board?

 

Hell, I demand Banky vs CWM on PPV in a boxing ring damnit

 

*heads off to find Don King*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and it all involves me somehow...like always

Its because you always gotta get your shit involved in everyone else's business. Everyone dismisses you because you're such a fucked up dickweed.

fucked up? yes. Dickweed? well...yeah

[MrRant 0]

Apparently I didn't use a smilie so you can sense the sarcasm so.....

 

 

Bitch, you make Ed O'Neill sad. Go watch some fucking Dragnet you bloated whore.

You know that doesn't work on me Banky.

I don't give a shit what works on you, I just want you to shut your fucking face.

Tsk..tsk..tsk.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe.  That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads. 

I guess I shouldn't have insulted Eagan like that.

Your mouth may say cruel things but your eyes tell me there's a soft spot in your heart for me Banky

Bitch, I'll steal whats left of your dignity that your fiancee left behind. You guillable shitface. I hope the hundreds of dollars made for good sex. Was that prostitute a good fuck?

That's Banky for "You're a good person, its her loss. Everybody gets a bad break...lemme rent you a prostitute to try to ease your pain"

 

Its a nice offer but I must decline Banky, this is about your healing...not mine.

Bitch, Don't try to pass the fire over here. You just got toasted...so fucking deal with it.

 

Your bitch left you high and dry. This has nothing to do with me. Instead of jacking off the fucking Rambo movies you should learned how to please her. It was only costing you $300/hour. Those hookers are a bitch.

[Guest HungryJack]

Awwwwwwwwwwwesome.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So much for wondering who'll fill the spot of Johnson when we have CWM vs Banky or is it CWM vs Banky vs The Board?

 

Hell, I demand Banky vs CWM on PPV in a boxing ring damnit

 

*heads off to find Don King*

I assure you this isn't a work. I've done that before, Id like to think I am a tad more sophisticated than that. Maybe I just miss you fuckers hating me. You're all so deadfully retarded, now I am calling you out on it.

[DerangedHermit 0]

So much for wondering who'll fill the spot of Johnson when we have CWM vs Banky or is it CWM vs Banky vs The Board?

 

Hell, I demand Banky vs CWM on PPV in a boxing ring damnit

 

*heads off to find Don King*

Nah....I heard it'll take place in the WWE at Wrestlemania. Vince will be in Banky's corner and Shane will be in CWM's corner, Linda will be the ref, Steph will be the guest enforcer and Rod will be the guest timekeeper.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Awwwwwwwwwwwesome.

Don't even get me started with you.....

 

....Nevermind, I like you. You have something called a "brain" and "intelligence". And you don't obsess over the fact I once worked a message board.

 

Where's Squirtle!?

 

I like Squirtle!

 

The rest of you are dreadfully boring.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Banky, I know what you're saying is all due to mis-directed anger...maybe your father wanted you to be a QB when you wanted to be in the Chess club, when he found out he made fun of you and you felt you couldn't live up to his high standards. We're here to tell you its ok Banky, it wasn't your fault...breathe out the bad energy, breathe in the good...we'll all help you get through this.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

So much for wondering who'll fill the spot of Johnson when we have CWM vs Banky or is it CWM vs Banky vs The Board?

 

Hell, I demand Banky vs CWM on PPV in a boxing ring damnit

 

*heads off to find Don King*

I assure you this isn't a work. I've done that before, Id like to think I am a tad more sophisticated than that. Maybe I just miss you fuckers hating me. You're all so deadfully retarded, now I am calling you out on it.

it's so cute when you act hardcore. you should do this all the time. oh. wait. you do.

 

 

Banky has nothing new to offer. He's yesterday's news. I know I'm a loser with no life who posts too much and has serious problems and likes gnome way too much to be healthy.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

I'll be the first to admit I'm dreadfully boring and I have a distant taste from everybody else

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

My country, 'tis of Thee,

Sweet Land of Liberty

Of thee I sing;

Land where my fathers died,

Land of the pilgrims' pride,

From every mountain side

Let Freedom ring.

 

My native country, thee,

Land of the noble free,

Thy name I love;

I love thy rocks and rills,

Thy woods and templed hills,

My heart with rapture thrills

Like that above.

 

Let music swell the breeze,

And ring from all the trees

Sweet Freedom's song;

Let mortal tongues awake;

Let all that breathe partake;

Let rocks their silence break,

The sound prolong.

 

Our fathers' God to Thee,

Author of Liberty,

To thee we sing,

Long may our land be bright

With Freedom's holy light,

Protect us by thy might

Great God, our King.

 

Our glorious Land to-day,

'Neath Education's sway,

Soars upward still.

Its hills of learning fair,

Whose bounties all may share,

behold them everywhere

On vale and hill!

 

Thy safeguard, Liberty,

The school shall ever be,

Our Nation's pride!

No tyrant hand shall smite,

While with encircling might

All here are taught the Right

With Truth allied.

 

Beneath Heaven's gracious will

The stars of progress still

Our course do sway;

In unity sublime

To broader heights we climb,

Triumphant over Time,

God speeds our way!

 

Grand birthright of our sires,

Our altars and our fires

Keep we still pure!

Our starry flag unfurled,

The hope of all the world,

In peace and light impearled,

God hold secure!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Banky, I know what you're saying is all due to mis-directed anger...maybe your father wanted you to be a QB when you wanted to be in the Chess club, when he found out he made fun of you and you felt you couldn't live up to his high standards. We're here to tell you its ok Banky, it wasn't your fault...breathe out the bad energy, breathe in the good...we'll all help you get through this.

Whoa, nobody wants to hear about your..err.....Banky's problems.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

I once worked a message board.

You've mentioned that no less than 10 times in the past twenty minutes.

 

Nobody cares, get over it.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky, I know what you're saying is all due to mis-directed anger...maybe your father wanted you to be a QB when you wanted to be in the Chess club, when he found out he made fun of you and you felt you couldn't live up to his high standards. We're here to tell you its ok Banky, it wasn't your fault...breathe out the bad energy, breathe in the good...we'll all help you get through this.

At least my bitch didn't leave me like a sucker. How does it feel that a hooker left you? That must take talent. She realised money wasn't even enough incentive to stick around.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I once worked a message board.

You've mentioned that no less than 10 times in the past twenty minutes.

 

Nobody cares, get over it.

Uh oh, Axl is trying to burn me. keep trying.