Banky the Miserable Bastard

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I could never be a QB, I can't throw a tight spiral to save my life. That's why I play LBer and Safety...cause I can explode and knock people down easy. Although I can play chess well too.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I once worked a message board.

You've mentioned that no less than 10 times in the past twenty minutes.

 

Nobody cares, get over it.

` ting, perhaps?

[MrRant 0]

This was fun for the first page...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You knoe what's scary?

 

Banky once hit on me. We were having a late night convo and he asked me to dress up like Chevy and rub him with oil.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

This was fun for the first page...

yabba yabba

[Mole 0]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

He seemed happy when the Underground Sluts started.

Just because I wanted guillable fuckers like you to join.

Liar, you were happy for about 5 minutes.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You knoe what's scary?

 

Banky once hit on me. We were having a late night convo and he asked me to dress up like Chevy and rub him with oil.

Is that the best you can do, man?

 

Daaaaamn

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Uh oh, Axl is trying to burn me. keep trying.

Um, tag?

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You knoe what's scary?

 

Banky once hit on me. We were having a late night convo and he asked me to dress up like Chevy and rub him with oil.

Um, that was me...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

He seemed happy when the Underground Sluts started.

Just because I wanted guillable fuckers like you to join.

Liar, you were happy for about 5 minutes.

Are you on glue?

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Blessed he who expected nothing for he shall not be disappointed!

 

Sorry, watching G.I. Jane and that quote just came up.

 

Maybe the hooker couldn't handle seeing the size, ya know how cold it gets up here in the Northeast.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Uh oh, Axl is trying to burn me.  keep trying.

Um, tag?

Wrong answer.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Banky, I know what you're saying is all due to mis-directed anger...maybe your father wanted you to be a QB when you wanted to be in the Chess club, when he found out he made fun of you and you felt you couldn't live up to his high standards. We're here to tell you its ok Banky, it wasn't your fault...breathe out the bad energy, breathe in the good...we'll all help you get through this.

At least my bitch didn't leave me like a sucker. How does it feel that a hooker left you? That must take talent. She realised money wasn't even enough incentive to stick around.

No Banky, you mis-understood my situation. She basically left for somebody who's parents owned a bussiness and the son(whom she went with) had a nice car and what have you, thus proving she was a terrible person. That's ok though, I'm over her.

 

 

I'm here to make sure things like that don't happen to you Banky, and with your ill-temper it could.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky, I know what you're saying is all due to mis-directed anger...maybe your father wanted you to be a QB when you wanted to be in the Chess club, when he found out he made fun of you and you felt you couldn't live up to his high standards. We're here to tell you its ok Banky, it wasn't your fault...breathe out the bad energy, breathe in the good...we'll all help you get through this.

At least my bitch didn't leave me like a sucker. How does it feel that a hooker left you? That must take talent. She realised money wasn't even enough incentive to stick around.

No Banky, you mis-understood my situation. She basically left for somebody who's parents owned a bussiness and the son(whom she went with) had a nice car and what have you, thus proving she was a terrible person. That's ok though, I'm over her.

 

 

I'm here to make sure things like that don't happen to you Banky, and with your ill-temper it could.

There's no point in backtracking now.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Well Banky's smart, the hookers he hangs with are homeless not money grubbing like yours

[Guest FrigidSoul]

She wasn't a hooker, although she was Italian...so she could have been.

[MrRant 0]

 

I'm sorry you're overworked Bankster.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

I demand that Banky assume Johnson's former hero name of "The Brick Wall" ASAP.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

She was a money grubber, all hookers are money grubbers because they go to the highest bidder, not complicated

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

 

I'm sorry you're overworked Bankster.

It is quite tough juggling working on an essay and telling all of you fuckers off. That picture isn't much of a stretch except for the fact that I am much hotter. Maybe if it was Justin Timberlake in the picture than it would apply more to me.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

For the good of the board I say Dames goes into TSM's petty cash drawer and get Banky a cheap vacation.

[Mole 0]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

He seemed happy when the Underground Sluts started.

Just because I wanted guillable fuckers like you to join.

Liar, you were happy for about 5 minutes.

Yes

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Maybe if it was Justin Timberlake in the picture than it would apply more to me.

Justin Timberlake isn't being worshipped by pimple-faced teenagers on the internet.

 

Oh wait...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banky thinks he looks like JT. Delusions are c00l.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Banky's worked the board numerous times...so? Banky's an asshole...so?

 

You know how Banky always says that if we want the trolls to go away, we just have to ignore them? It works for him, too. Let me clarify: this thread needs to die.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

But this thread is about making Banky a giddy bastard. I want to see him frolick about in a field going "La, la, la...la, la, la" one day...via a videofile of course. I think over happy Banky would be a funny thing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It isn't trust me. Happy Banky is a Banky trolling.

[Nighthawk 0]

Banky's worked the board numerous times...so? Banky's an asshole...so?

 

You know how Banky always says that if we want the trolls to go away, we just have to ignore them? It works for him, too. Let me clarify: this thread needs to die.

I think you missed the point. He didn't want this. It was thrust upon him.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He didn't? Banky lives for attention.

[Nighthawk 0]

I would guess he doesn't. It's just that attention comes naturally for him. It looks like he's trying harder that he is.