Banky the Miserable Bastard

[Guest FrigidSoul]

In my short tenure here at TSM I have noticed that Banky never appears to be happy, and rather than keep miserable to himself like AngleSault he often goes out of his way to pass on his ill feelings. He's kind of like the Heat-miser in that Rudolph and Santa film. I feel since his real life friends all ran away it is our duty to make him smile, whether it be out of pity or actual caring. In doing my part I now present Banky with this autographed photo

 

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well, despite the fact that Banky is all PMSng on me right now I have to say he;s a cool guy and a top notch poster.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

CWM, then present him with gifts to make him smile. A happy Banky is a good Banky

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

`zing

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

[Zack Malibu 0]

A happy Banky is a happy board.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

Exactly. The fact 98% of the people here deserve a punch in the face, its hard to stay positive. And bringing the Raiders into this doesn't help matters any.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

A happy Banky is a happy board.

Go fuck yourself, Preppie.

 

//Ac Slater

[Zack Malibu 0]

Which one is Tom Hanks and which one is that other guy?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

Its mind games, whore.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

My friend used to do that to annoy me with the "door open" and "door shut" sounds.

 

Then I learned to use the mute button.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

Its mind games, whore.

Come home dear, the gnomes miss you.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

My friend used to do that to annoy me with the "door open" and "door shut" sounds.

 

Then I learned to use the mute button.

And who the fuck are you?

[Mole 0]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

He seemed happy when the Underground Sluts started.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

My friend used to do that to annoy me with the "door open" and "door shut" sounds.

 

Then I learned to use the mute button.

And who the fuck are you?

good question.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

See? Look at all that pent up anger...although it isn't all Banky's fault, I heard his mom did headstands while she was pregnant against the advisory of the Surgeon General.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can't remember Banky EVER being Happy.

He seemed happy when the Underground Sluts started.

Just because I wanted guillable fuckers like you to join.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

See? Look at all that pent up anger...although it isn't all Banky's fault, I heard his mom did headstands while she was pregnant against the advisory of the Surgeon General.

`zing

[k thx 0]

There you go Mr FrigidSoul. If you wanna keep Banky happy, buy him a message board.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Evidently he suffers from anger issues and turrets since he keeps yelling Zing.

 

Don't worry your head any though, we'll get to the root of this Banky...you will reach the end of the road that is recovery!

[Guest Anglesault]

In my short tenure here at TSM I have noticed that Banky never appears to be happy, and rather than keep miserable to himself like AngleSault

 

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What's that supposed to mean?

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

My friend used to do that to annoy me with the "door open" and "door shut" sounds.

 

Then I learned to use the mute button.

And who the fuck are you?

Dr. Happy Hands

 

Turn your head and cough.

 

:: grabby ::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

There you go Mr FrigidSoul. If you wanna keep Banky happy, buy him a message board.

that's my job!

 

I get banky a board and then he ruins it

[MrRant 0]

I think Banky is just burnt out. All the pressure to "work the board/work posters/be an asshole" that he is under from everyone.

 

He's really a nice guy.

 

The rest of you are fucktards.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Evidently he suffers from anger issues and turrets since he keeps yelling Zing.

 

Don't worry your head any though, we'll get to the root of this Banky...you will reach the end of the road that is recovery!

I am comfortable with being a prick. My indifference to you stems from the fact i don't talk to Eagan wannabes and ma'fuckers who try to cash in off my shit.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky keeps signing on to AIM then signing off. Is he avoiding his once Bosum Buddy CWM? STAY TUNED!

My friend used to do that to annoy me with the "door open" and "door shut" sounds.

 

Then I learned to use the mute button.

And who the fuck are you?

Dr. Happy Hands

 

Turn your head and cough.

 

:: grabby ::

I didn't ask you to touch my cock, I asked what your fucking name was.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think Banky is just burnt out. All the pressure to "work the board/work posters/be an asshole" that he is under from everyone.

 

He's really a nice guy.

 

The rest of you are fucktards.

*works board*

[Zack Malibu 0]

I wouldn't call Frigid an Eagan wannabe. That's reserved for the lowest of the name-calling, pre-trolling dickwads.

 

Man, I could have made a Johnson joke, but he's gone, so what's the point.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I think Banky is just burnt out. All the pressure to "work the board/work posters/be an asshole" that he is under from everyone.

 

He's really a nice guy.

 

The rest of you are fucktards.

question. when did you get so assholeish rant?

 

you used to be cool. I remember reading your posts and laughing. and talking to you and not wanting to choke you out for being such a arrogant bigot.

 

 

bring back the old Rant.