Pranks you pulled

[Guest Italian Stallion]

What are some of the pranks you pulled on neighbors and such.

 

 

I remember my friend having a house where his fence to the back yard would almost touch a rail road. We used to fill up balloons with paint and throw them at the train as it came by. One time we got the entire windshield and the train pulled its break. By the time it stopped it was long passed the house so we were never caught. It was a lot of fun.

 

One of my old teacher's friend used to always go around and tee pee or egg houses. His calling card, to say, was to go to the backyard and go to the pool of the house and put a little boat and dump a bunch of oil into the pool as if the toy boat spilled oil. When he was caught once, they traced this back to him for like 6 houses he did. Pretty good stuff.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

At a call center I used to work at, we would pick some scrub and tape a piece of a submarine style sandwich under his desk. The bread was thick and hard so the tape would stick to it. Either that or we would hide it somewhere in one of their desk drawers that they rarely used. They wouldn't find it until about a week later when the office started to smell really badly.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I once sold a kid some cooking oil that he thought was hash oil or whatever the hell. A little later he came back to me acting all stoned and shit "Man, that was fucking good shit you sold me dude" etc etc.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I'd randomly have pizzas delivered to my next door neighbors house. But my best was calling a towing company and having them come out to tow his truck out of his driveway to an autoshop...he ran out of his house screaming in his robe for them to stop...they were just a minute or so from taking off.

 

Guy was a dick...he deserved it.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I once sold a kid some cooking oil that he thought was hash oil or whatever the hell. A little later he came back to me acting all stoned and shit "Man, that was fucking good shit you sold me dude" etc etc.

I know a guy that smoked oregeno and tried to act high afterwards.

 

Next week, I'm hiding a video camera or two in my friend Sam's house. Now Sam has two things that will make this funny: A huge anger management problem and around 350 DVDs. He also never locks his door. So while someone gets him out of the house, we're going to hide the DVDs and film his reaction. Gold.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=16658

 

GO gnomes GO

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Once, while in the process of rolling up about 23 joints, my buddy's younger brother (like, 16, so it's not THAT bad) and his buddy kept pestering us to sell them some.

 

We ended up just ripping a smoke in half, then rolling the tobacco and selling them that. Stupid kids.

[TSA09 0]

I Punk'd Zack not too long ago.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

While I was cooking at a hotel it was my turn one night to be the pizza chef. We had a brick oven and everything, anyways the room service guy wants a pizza for his break so I cook him a pizza...but while doing that I also formed a giant penis out of pizza dough, colored the head part with pizza sauce and then cooked it half way(it was a slow night I might add). Then halfway through cooking it I took it out partially and made sure no customers noticed(the Pizza station was right near where customers waited to be seated) and proceeded to take cheese and put some in the little dimple I made for the opening in the head. After it cooked and expanded I took it out, put a bunch of dill weed into thes testicles for pubic hair, then placed it in a box with another gob of melted cheese for a cum splatter. I put it on his desk while he ran a room service order and when he came back he came out to my station and went "You mother fucker, that is not a pizza!". One of my funnest cooking moments ever.

 

I gave him the pizza he ordered right after it.

[Guest Bottled Black]

Holy Shit I think I woulda pissed myself if I got a pizza that looked like that

[DerangedHermit 0]

While I was cooking at a hotel it was my turn one night to be the pizza chef. We had a brick oven and everything, anyways the room service guy wants a pizza for his break so I cook him a pizza...but while doing that I also formed a giant penis out of pizza dough, colored the head part with pizza sauce and then cooked it half way(it was a slow night I might add). Then halfway through cooking it I took it out partially and made sure no customers noticed(the Pizza station was right near where customers waited to be seated) and proceeded to take cheese and put some in the little dimple I made for the opening in the head. After it cooked and expanded I took it out, put a bunch of dill weed into thes testicles for pubic hair, then placed it in a box with another gob of melted cheese for a cum splatter. I put it on his desk while he ran a room service order and when he came back he came out to my station and went "You mother fucker, that is not a pizza!". One of my funnest cooking moments ever.

 

I gave him the pizza he ordered right after it.

WINNAH.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

At camp one summer, I burst into the staff cabin one night around midnight yelling at the cook to get up because it was 8 and he was an hour and a half late for cooking breakfast. So he gets up sits on the porch of the cabin, never noticing it's pretty damn dark for 8 in the morning, and puts his shoes on while the rest of us laughed our asses off at him. He never even realized it till he heard all the laughter.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Toss snowballs at cars on a busy street.

 

When the cops come, run like hell.

 

Funnest. Game. Ever.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Running away from a house after ringing the bell after leaving behind a flaming paper bag filled with dog shit in front of the door.

[Nevermortal 0]

Here's some of mine:

 

During the last few months, in my circle of friends, we've had a "let's see who can fuck up the other guy's car the best"

 

Car #1) Passenger, Driver's Side, and windshield covered in honey and adorned with copious amounts of teabags.

 

Car #2) Bisquick, eggs, and milk on the windshield, piss on the doors, and marshemellow fluff in the doorlocks.

 

Car #3) Baby powder on the windshield, roof, and rear window

 

Car #4) Removal of license plates

 

Car #5) Two "eyebrows" consisting of human hair and honey

 

Car #6) Shit on the tires, body, and window

 

So, there you go.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Here's some of mine:

 

During the last few months, in my circle of friends, we've had a "let's see who can fuck up the other guy's car the best"

 

Car #1) Passenger, Driver's Side, and windshield covered in honey and adorned with copious amounts of teabags.

 

Car #2) Bisquick, eggs, and milk on the windshield, piss on the doors, and marshemellow fluff in the doorlocks.

 

Car #3) Baby powder on the windshield, roof, and rear window

 

Car #4) Removal of license plates

 

Car #5) Two "eyebrows" consisting of human hair and honey

 

Car #6) Shit on the tires, body, and window

 

So, there you go.

Look at the work for Car 6. Fecalophiliacs would be proud.

[syxx2001 0]

In middle school we (my friends and I) pulled a prank. Lets jsut say what we did was illegal and the fire department came to the school.

 

My friend Lathan also used to throw stuff off the bus and at cars during field trips. Once he threw lemon heads at a car.

 

Last year, my friends rode with me in my car harrassing people on the street. Then one day we got the balls to get water ballons and toss them at people at bus stops, store parking lots and middle school kids. It all ended when they threw a ballon at some guy in a Wal-Mart lot and he chased after my car...ON FOOT.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

We got this gump all fucked up one time, and drove him out to a ditch along a country road several miles out of town, tossed him in it, and planted a homemade sign nearby that said "Welcome to Kansas."

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

gump

Haven't heard that term in years.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I Punk'd Zack not too long ago.

I still owe you one. Your time is coming.

 

I know we did a prank thread a while back, but I'll be damned if I'm going to go looking for it...I had a huge list of shit that me and my friends used to do there.

[TSA09 0]

I Punk'd Zack not too long ago.

I still owe you one. Your time is coming.

 

I know we did a prank thread a while back, but I'll be damned if I'm going to go looking for it...I had a huge list of shit that me and my friends used to do there.

You will never get me back~! I'm just too damn cool

[Ted the Poster 0]

A few months ago I stuck a toothpick in some dog crap and went across the street to my asshole neighbor's car and smeared it in his car's keyhole. It had no driver's side window due to an "accident' with a rock, and he was too cheap and lazy to get it fixed. From there I went to his front door and ran the toothpick through that keyhole. I did this every day for almost two weeks. Stupid bastard never did figure out why his keys, and consequently his hands, kept smelling like shit.

[nl5xsk1 0]

When I was in high school, a friend and I broke into this other "friends" house and hid an all-black gay male porn in his family's VCR. In our pot-fueled daze we presumed that this kid's family would find it and be all concerned that their son was not only gay, but had a black fetish.

 

Unfortunately, when his family found it they blamed his housekeeper, and fired her that day. Oops. It's been almost 15 years, and we still hang around with this kid, and he has NO IDEA that it was me and my friend trying to pull a prank; he thinks that his cleaning woman really dug black gay porn.