kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Let me guess -- it's that exploding whale. *checks story* Yep...
Guest Choken One Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 I wonder if you can get Exploding Whale Insurance?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 WARNING: TIRED JOKE AHEAD. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Well, if Mikey Moore has life insurance, then the answer would be yes...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 WARNING!!! YUCKY PICTURE BELOW -- ITS NO ABORTED FETUS BUT IT STILL MAY MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN!!!...
Guest Cerebus Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Oh thanks KKK, after a McDonalds breakfast that's EXACTLY what I needed to see...
Perfxion Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 "More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported. You can make your own jokes out of that line.
Slayer Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 I take it that a 5 foot penis is big for a sperm whale? Female whales still insist that it's the motion of the ocean
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Basically it blew up cause it couldn't cut a raunchy whale fart. The methane amounts in it must have been absurd.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 I take it that a 5 foot penis is big for a sperm whale? Female whales still insist that it's the motion of the ocean Take into account the "shrinkage" factor and I'd be afraid to see a whale's penis on land and dry...
DerangedHermit Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 "More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported. , I hope they're comparing, not "experiencing."
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Take into account the "shrinkage" factor and I'd be afraid to see a whale's penis on land and dry... *ruins your joke by explaining how the whale's penis is not made of the same soft tissue that a human has but is made of stronger and slicker skin like the rest of the whale's body*
Ted the Poster Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Here is a video of an exploding whale. Some have probably seen it before.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 That was one of the greatest news clips ever "Humor gave way to a sense of fear as people ran for survival after large chunks of whale blubber were falling from the sky"
Guest Cerebus Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Apparently, in Oregan, they take the explosion to the whale.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 cerebus, that's what the video clip shows
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