This May Be Fluff, But it's Pretty Damn Gross.

[Skywarp! 0]

Thar She Blows!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Let me guess -- it's that exploding whale.

 

*checks story*

 

Yep...

[Guest Choken One]

I wonder if you can get Exploding Whale Insurance?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

WARNING: TIRED JOKE AHEAD. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

 

 

Well, if Mikey Moore has life insurance, then the answer would be yes...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

WARNING!!! YUCKY PICTURE BELOW -- ITS NO ABORTED FETUS BUT IT STILL MAY MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN!!!...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Cerebus]

Oh thanks KKK, after a McDonalds breakfast that's EXACTLY what I needed to see...

[Perfxion 0]

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

 

You can make your own jokes out of that line.

[Slayer 0]

I take it that a 5 foot penis is big for a sperm whale?

Female whales still insist that it's the motion of the ocean

[notJames 0]

NICE~!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Basically it blew up cause it couldn't cut a raunchy whale fart. The methane amounts in it must have been absurd.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I take it that a 5 foot penis is big for a sperm whale?

Female whales still insist that it's the motion of the ocean

Take into account the "shrinkage" factor and I'd be afraid to see a whale's penis on land and dry...

[DerangedHermit 0]

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

 

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I hope they're comparing, not "experiencing."

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Take into account the "shrinkage" factor and I'd be afraid to see a whale's penis on land and dry...

*ruins your joke by explaining how the whale's penis is not made of the same soft tissue that a human has but is made of stronger and slicker skin like the rest of the whale's body*

[Ted the Poster 0]

Here is a video of an exploding whale. Some have probably seen it before.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That was one of the greatest news clips ever "Humor gave way to a sense of fear as people ran for survival after large chunks of whale blubber were falling from the sky"

[Guest Cerebus]

Apparently, in Oregan, they take the explosion to the whale.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

cerebus, that's what the video clip shows