My Neighbors will pay: Reloaded

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Yes that's right. CWM has shitty neighbors again.

 

This time it's their dog that's angered me. It's always shitting on my lawn. On Thursday it shat all over my doorstep. Yesterday it attacked my Dog. and not 5 minutes ago it pissed on my car tires and front door.

 

this time it's gone to far. It can shit all over the place, it can kill my psycho dog but it CAN NOT FUCK WITH MY CAR!

 

It's time to make the dog/neighbors pay.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Paging Kinetic

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Yes that's right. CWM has shitty neighbors again.

 

This time it's their dog that's angered me. It's always shitting on my lawn. On Thursday it shat all over my doorstep. Yesterday it attacked my Dog. and not 5 minutes ago it pissed on my car tires and front door.

 

this time it's gone to far. It can shit all over the place, it can kill my psycho dog but it CAN NOT FUCK WITH MY CAR!

 

It's time to make the dog/neighbors pay.

You can always go the teenager route and leave a flaming bag of dog shit on their door step. Or better yet, throw it through a window. Thats a lot more entertaining.

 

 

Or just kidnap the dog and hold it for ransom.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm interested in the last option.

 

 

I'd perfer to do something that will be psychologically damaging to the dog though.

 

Like making it think it has a small dick or something

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Like I said, random goldfish.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Like I said, random goldfish.

Piss...no. your idea is too strange too work.

 

 

let's stick to practical things. like using gnomes. that was practical.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm interested in the last option.

 

 

I'd perfer to do something that will be psychologically damaging to the dog though.

 

Like making it think it has a small dick or something

You could feed it a bunch of laxitives and he can shit all over his owners porch.

 

OK that was bad idea. Just shave it's ass and draw a funny picture for laughs.

[Hoff 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

[Hoff 0]

I'll take your word.

[Hoff 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I want to know before I kill my neighbors dog and bury it in the woods.

 

(random person screaming)

DOG KILLER!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

I'm sorry. his idea was so HORRORFYING that I've blocked it from my concious mind.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Take my idea ... catch the dog and spray paint it blue. The owners will know someone is displeased with their dog and will take measures to keep it inside so it doesn't get spray painted again.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

I'm sorry. his idea was so HORRORFYING that I've blocked it from my concious mind.

You just got no short term memory.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

I'm sorry. his idea was so HORRORFYING that I've blocked it from my concious mind.

You just got no short term memory.

You just got no short term memory.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

I'm sorry. his idea was so HORRORFYING that I've blocked it from my concious mind.

You just got no short term memory.

You just got no short term memory.

Damn senile bastard. (pokes your brain qith a Q-tip)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Take my idea ... catch the dog and spray paint it blue. The owners will know someone is displeased with their dog and will take measures to keep it inside so it doesn't get spray painted again.

I'm thinking about it. I perfer to use Pink.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Take my idea ... catch the dog and spray paint it blue.  The owners will know someone is displeased with their dog and will take measures to keep it inside so it doesn't get spray painted again.

I'm thinking about it. I perfer to use Pink.

You could always paint him yellow, then go into a Wizard of Oz song singing "Follow the yellow dicked dog".

 

Fuck it, I'll just steal George Carlin jokes.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Wait, whoa, random goldfish?

You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM.

Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.

I'm sorry. his idea was so HORRORFYING that I've blocked it from my concious mind.

You just got no short term memory.

You just got no short term memory.

I forgot to say that you just got no short term memory.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

Take my idea ... catch the dog and spray paint it blue.  The owners will know someone is displeased with their dog and will take measures to keep it inside so it doesn't get spray painted again.

I'm thinking about it. I perfer to use Pink.

" Has anybody seen ....a dog dyed dark green? About two inches tall...with a strawberry blonde paw..."

 

You could bring a B-52's song to life....well,it's probably not a two inch tall dog but how many of those do you ever see? 3? 4? In a lifetime?

[Guest Bottled Black]

Hold up here one second, I'm with Hoff I wanna know what the goldfish thing was about.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Watch the Good Son...that's how you deal with dogs.........