Any friday the 13th plans?

[NoCalMike 0]

Trash Film Orgy presents: Friday the 13th Double Feature

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

[NoCalMike 0]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

dunno exactly, but 13 is an unlucky number. Not sure but maybe Friday just stuck......thus Friday the 13th was born.

[Nevermortal 0]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

dunno exactly, but 13 is an unlucky number. Not sure but maybe Friday just stuck......thus Friday the 13th was born.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/misc/friday_th...th_origins.html

 

Oingo Boingo.

[NoCalMike 0]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

dunno exactly, but 13 is an unlucky number. Not sure but maybe Friday just stuck......thus Friday the 13th was born.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/misc/friday_th...th_origins.html

 

Oingo Boingo.

pfft.....I got through about two lines until I was like "umm.......boooooooring" lol

[Nevermortal 0]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

dunno exactly, but 13 is an unlucky number. Not sure but maybe Friday just stuck......thus Friday the 13th was born.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/misc/friday_th...th_origins.html

 

Oingo Boingo.

pfft.....I got through about two lines until I was like "umm.......boooooooring" lol

Alrighty then, impatient Ian.

[Guest EQ]

Probably watch whatever horror films are on TV.

 

I don't understand when the day became an unlucky one to some sort of horror filled day though. I mean I understand the films with the name contribute to it but what the hell does the day have to do with a Slasher film anyways?

dunno exactly, but 13 is an unlucky number. Not sure but maybe Friday just stuck......thus Friday the 13th was born.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/misc/friday_th...th_origins.html

 

Oingo Boingo.

pfft.....I got through about two lines until I was like "umm.......boooooooring" lol

Ditto. I hate reading long shit. Just give me the jist of it, I always say. (this also applies to obscenely long posts on this message board, most of which I just skip over and wait for someone to quote the important stuff)

[Silence 0]

Well, I just had diarrhea on Friday the 13th tonight after waiting for days to eat my regular foods (I had my wisdom teeth pulled last Friday so I had to eat oatmeal, mashed potatoes and gravy, jello, etc.). How's THAT for unlucky? Dames, I think we're both cursed, unfortunately. McDonald's gave you Chicken McNuggets early in the morning that made you puke, and I had diarrhea earlier tonight on Friday the 13th. Fortunately, I'm over it now.

[snuffbox 0]

Im watchin Friday Night Fights...yay!...

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Was cruising around the movie channels for some horror flicks, but all the best ones are on later than I'll probably stay up.

 

Also, the pizza I ordered for dinner sucked, I'm still sick from Tuesday (had awful dry heaves), and my girlfriend is sleeping over her friend's house and is getting shitfaced on Smirnoff and Bud (the former of which is my preferred hard beverage).

 

I'm perplexed. Friday the 13th has usually been lucky for me.

 

Oh, and for those that didn't read the link, the one I found the most sensical was that the king of France in the 14th century, who was in debt up to his nosehairs and was triple-taxing the peasants, ordered the Knight Templars of France, who refused to give him shelter from the rebellious poor in the streets, to be imprisoned and tortured on weak accusations on Friday the 13th.

 

Nevermortal, what the FUCK is up with your avatar and sig?!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Nevermortal, what the FUCK is up with your avatar and sig?!

Agreed. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!!?

 

 

And I was unlucky kinda, I walked into closed doors FOUR times today.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I've decided to spend the evening posting at TSM, rather than having sex with my girlfriend. I'm certain I made the right decision.

[snuffbox 0]

I've decided to spend the evening posting at TSM, rather than having sex with my girlfriend. I'm certain I made the right decision.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I've decided to spend the evening posting at TSM, rather than having sex with my girlfriend. I'm certain I made the right decision.

You're on the to-be-blocked list, pal.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

I had my wisdom teeth pulled this morning. I'm feeling reasonably good post-operating and there haven't been any complications to speak of. While they were getting me high on nitrous oxide, I was listening to a Donald Rumsfeld speech on CNN and finding everything he said to be totally hilarious. I'm not sure if that was due to the laughing gas, Rummy, or (most likely) a combination of both.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

HMW you're lucky man. I had mine pulled a few weeks ago (on the exact same day as Alfdogg did too...it must be going around) and I STILL have pain, especially when I drink something cold...which is awful since I live on Slurpees.

 

As far as friday 13th plans...watching horrow movies.

 

first up...Kazaam

[Nevermortal 0]

Nevermortal, what the FUCK is up with your avatar and sig?!

Agreed. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!!?

It's from the Skeletor v. Beastman skit on CKY4.

 

You can download it off of KaZaA if you'd like. Funny fucking shit.

 

Lyrics:

 

whos that, now get out of here

you fool get the fuck out

uhh huh you ready?

you goddamn better believe it

then take your drawers off and work your legs

open your ass up like a keg

let me tap it, I must have it ooh

furry fool you are mine

ill drink your ass like wine

and when semen pours all over your head

you know you must be dead

skeletor i know you groove and shake it so damn good

and when you come on though my hood ill give you a piece of wood

you furry fool I know and i will not disagree

but theres one thing we dont like and starts with He

man, oh no i dont know which way to run or turn

dont worry skeletor your pants on fire my cock will burn

my cocks on fire for more dick...you know skeletor

yes, my head is so damn thick like yours

no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur

and if i rip it off you'd find a boy and call him her right?

no skeletor thats not what i would do

i would bend you over and shoot chocolate goo..in your asshole

let me lie, let me tell the truth

now who are you? i dont know

lets break it true, now

shake your ass come on beastman, shake your furry fur off

i cant its made of fur, bitch well then whack me off

grab your hairy palms, hairy hairy indeed

there hairy as fuck, rake some leaves

aww whatever you need

now im drunk, we'll be in jail, but ill rape you master

it never fails

hes always got my ass on his mind and its so in fact

and when he waxes me, he waxes  all night long and that is that

now beastman, beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?

your just a slut from down below in castle greyskull

aww skeletor i shave my legs for you tonight

and if you see my cock i hope you go and bite

skeletor you made me do some coke

im up all night and its no joke

furry fool breakdance, take off your furry pants

take off your high heels and put them in your ass

now somebody is tip toeing and someone just came in

and someones pretty fat, beastmans pretty thin

ive got aids, beastman aids, and ill spread it into every good boy and girl today

watch me give you cumstains in your fucking drawers

beastman watch your mouth we dont need that language anymore

come on skeletor dont you want to see me work it now

beastman show them how your gonna get my ass and plow

now stick your cock inside like rake yohn fucking said

that faggot fuckin douche bag only knows how to give head

two men in bed his face is getting red

ahhhh listen  everything i fucking said

beastman do you know how

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Well, I just had diarrhea on Friday the 13th tonight after waiting for days to eat my regular foods (I had my wisdom teeth pulled last Friday so I had to eat oatmeal, mashed potatoes and gravy, jello, etc.). How's THAT for unlucky?

 

I had my wisdom teeth pulled this morning.

 

Are you two sure they needed pulling out?

 

Back when I was 18 or so my dentist told me that my wisdom teeth needed pulling ASAP. Now seeing the hell that my one friend was going through at the time (he looked like a freakin' chipmunk) after having this procedure performed on him, I came up with an excuse as to why I couldn't get mine pulled out. For the next year or so I kept making similar lame-ass excuses, and each time the dentists were like, "Oh you better get them pulled out." It was like if I didn't my head was going to explode or something.

 

Anyway, about four years later I went to another practice for a basic cleaning. Toward the end of my check-up I asked the lady working on my pearly whites if my wisdom teeth needed pulling. She looked and said "They look fine to me."

 

You guys may have been lied to...