Mole 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Imaginary Girlfriends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Eh, that's just begging for nerds to grow an actual attachment to the girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 And the kid I got it from is the biggest nerd I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Does anyone remember when the guy was sniffing his sister's panties or whatever and posted about it on some board and someone else got his personal info and called his folks and ratted him out? I can so see the same thing happening with this, and God willing, when it does, someone will let us know, because that shit is gonna be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 When I saw the title I thought it was going to be about Mole's GPA, but this is pretty sad as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 ZING~! Nicely done, Sandy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Mole is a fucking retard, and I refuse to click that link. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Mole is a fucking retard, and I refuse to click that link. Quoted for truthery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Mole is a fucking retard, and I refuse to click that link. Since it will hurt to click on it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 I'm just glad that Mole finally changed his member title. "First Fallen Solider" cracked me up every single time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Heh, I love it. Mole posts something and in only a few posts, the thread has evolved into everyone shitting on him. *shits on Mole* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 And I loose sleep because of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Shit, look out everyone. Sleep is on the loose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 My name is sleep AND I WILL DESTROY YOU! RAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Ha, no wonder I get bashed on. Eh, I'm over it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Yet you keep coming back to this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 People pay money for this shit? I'll stick with my real-life girlfriend, thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 This is GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Shit, you know it's bad when even Rico here is jumping on the anti-Mole bandwagon. It's also odd, since people who ride the short bus together tend to stick together as well. EDIT: Blandy Orton? What the fuck? Was your goal to create the dumbest name possible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Uh....Mole sucks! Ya! Because he always contradicts me. If I said Jesus is good, he'll say "I piss on your cross". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 20, 2004 We should all chip in so Kotzenjunge can go to prom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Shit, look out everyone. Sleep is on the loose. Quote of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 People pay money for this shit? I'll stick with my real-life girlfriend, thank you You don't have a real-life girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 We should all chip in so Kotzenjunge can go to prom. Yes, do this. Wait, I mean no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Yet you keep coming back to this thread. Might as well see what people say about me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 I thought you were over it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 I'm over the bashing because I am so used to it but I'd still like to see what you guys say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 My mind is clearer now At last All too well I can see Where we all Soon will be If you strip away The myth From the man You will see Where we all Soon will be Jesus! You've started to believe The things they say of you You really do believe This talk of God is true And all the good you've done Will soon be swept away You've begun to matter more Than the things you say Listen Jesus I don't like what I see All I ask is that you listen to me And remember I've been your right hand man all along You have set them all on fire They think they've found the new Messiah And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong I remember when this whole thing began No talk of God then, we called you a man And believe me My admiration for you hasn't died But every word you say today Gets twisted 'round some other way And they'll hurt you if they think you've lied Nazareth's most famous son Should have stayed a great unknown Like his father carving wood He'd have made good Tables, chairs and oaken chests Would have suited Jesus best He'd have caused nobody harm No one alarm Listen Jesus, do you care for your race? Don't you see we must keep in our place? We are occupied Have you forgotten how put down we are? I am frightened by the crowd For we are getting much too loud And they'll crush us if we go too far If we go too far Listen Jesus to the warning I give Please remember that I want us to live But it's sad to see our chances weakening with ev'ry hour All your followers are blind Too much heaven on their minds It was beautiful, but now it's sour Yes it's all gone sour Ah --- ah ah ah --- ah God Jesus, it's all gone sour Listen Jesus to the warning I give Please remember that I want us to live So come on, come on, listen to me. Ah --- ah Come on, listen, listen to me. Come on and listen to me. Ah --- ah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 21, 2004 aw damn it. I thought this was going to be about Mole's girlfriend (or lack thereof). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2004 Mole is the new Mario. Let us revel in his random stupidness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
