The One and Only 2/19/04 WWE SmackDown thread...

[Guest Anglesault]

...interesting new singlet for Kurt Angle tonight.

 

What is this...his 15th, 30th ring attire?

It's like low cut and shiney and stuff.

 

And I fixed my TMBTT post, because it said

 

Angle and The Bashams vs. The World's Most Boring Tag Team?

 

now it says

 

Angle and The Fresh Prince vs. The World's Most Boring Tag Team?

[CanadianChick 0]

...interesting new singlet for Kurt Angle tonight.

 

What is this...his 15th, 30th ring attire?

He's trying to beat Jericho, I guess. Or RVD.

[Guest Anglesault]

So, Angle's wearing shiny red, Cena's wearing clashing colors and The Bashams are wearing black leather.

 

I miss stylist Rico. He would have had a field day with this

[ChrisMWaters 0]

So, Angle's wearing shiny red, Cena's wearing clashing colors and The Bashams are wearing black leather.

 

I miss stylist Rico. He would have had a field day with this

One good thing...I think this is the first time Angle's worn majority red ring attire in a LONG time.

 

At least he's not wearing the red/blue/black ring attire with Superman style A in the middle. ...or the pinstripe version of that, for that matter.

[Guest Anglesault]

No, John, you're right in front of him, KURT CAN SEE YOU.

[ANKLELOCK 0]

Are they booing Cena?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No, John, you're right in front of him, KURT CAN SEE YOU.

We get the point Anglesault, you think it's a dumb catchphrase, you DON'T need to mention it EVERY time he does it.

[Guest Askewniverse]

So, now lower-midcarders like Danny Basham can counter the anklelock? That doesn't really make sense.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The WrestleMania Recall: Piper's Pit!

[SuperJerk 0]

My only contribution to this discussion of the show is to point out that I'm disgusted and appalled that Tyra Banks has a music video.

 

Disgusted AND appalled.

[Guest Anglesault]

No, John, you're right in front of him, KURT CAN SEE YOU.

We get the point Anglesault, you think it's a dumb catchphrase, you DON'T need to mention it EVERY time he does it.

Oh, but I do.

[CanadianChick 0]

No, John, you're right in front of him, KURT CAN SEE YOU.

We get the point Anglesault, you think it's a dumb catchphrase, you DON'T need to mention it EVERY time he does it.

Oh, but I do.

I actually want for, one day, Angle to act confused and say to Cena: "But I can see you, John." Hilarity ensues.

[SuperJerk 0]

Paul's been reading ahead in the script again.

[Papacita 0]

I really hope they don't take the belt off of Eddie at Wrestlemania. I haven't been into a title reign like this in years.

[AndrewTS 0]

EDDY! EDDY! EDDY!

[Guest Anglesault]

And when Cena tries to explain that it means that Kurt's not at his level, have Kurt point to the titantron, which shows Kurt beating him on his first Smackdown.

 

When Cena tries to respond, Kurt points to the Titantron, which shows Cena tapping to Kurt at No Mercy.

 

When Cena tries to respond to that, Kurt points to the Titantron, which shows Cena tapping to Kurt at No Way Out.

 

 

Cena: But....YOU'RE GAY!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...I still find it funny that Eddie's theme still mentions Chavo in it though.

 

And I'm liking this celebration. ^^

[AndrewTS 0]

My only contribution to this discussion of the show is to point out that I'm disgusted and appalled that Tyra Banks has a music video.

 

Disgusted AND appalled.

Yeah, music videos are an art form reserved for great musicians, and shouldn't be tainted like that.

[Guest Anglesault]

Who is this "we" that is repeatedly mentioned in Eddie's awful music?

[SuperJerk 0]

My only contribution to this discussion of the show is to point out that I'm disgusted and appalled that Tyra Banks has a music video.

 

Disgusted AND appalled.

Yeah, music videos are an art form reserved for great musicians, and shouldn't be tainted like that.

Disgusted AND appalled.

[CanadianChick 0]

And when Cena tries to explain that it means that Kurt's not at his level, have Kurt point to the titantron, which shows Kurt beating him on his first Smackdown.

 

When Cena tries to respond, Kurt points to the Titantron, which shows Cena tapping to Kurt at No Mercy.

 

When Cena tries to respond to that, Kurt points to the Titantron, which shows Cena tapping to Kurt at No Way Out.

 

 

Cena: But....YOU'RE GAY!

Actually, if Angle was the face, and Cena the heel, that would be pretty damn funny.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Who is this "we" that is repeatedly mentioned in Eddie's awful music?

It's Eddie and Chavo because it was recorded before the heel turn

[AndrewTS 0]

Hmm...

 

Wasn't the last time the ring was filled with confetti, Shane attacked Kurt?

[SuperJerk 0]

Who is this "we" that is repeatedly mentioned in Eddie's awful music?

It's Eddie and Chavo because it was recorded before the heel turn

And thus, Lt. Obvious is promoted to Captain.

[AndrewTS 0]

"We?"

[AndrewTS 0]

Except for the theme music, it sounds like Orton just made his entrance.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Both Guerreros that are regular wrestlers with singles gold. GREAT!

[Guest Anglesault]

Chavo Sr. is the highlight of the show.

 

Shut the fuck up, Jr., and give your dad the mic.

[AndrewTS 0]

Chavo Sr. is the highlight of the show.

 

Shut the fuck up, Jr., and give your dad the mic.

Yet another similarity.

 

If Cowboy Bob accompanied Randy Orton, he'd be more over than Randy.

[Guest Askewniverse]

So, now lower-midcarders like Danny Basham can counter the anklelock? That doesn't really make sense.

Yeah, I'm sure Angle could have found another way of giving Cena the blind tag besides overselling Danny's counter, if not two or three other ways

Sarcasm dully noted, but Angle probably could have found another way of giving Cena the blind tag.

 

Except for the theme music, it sounds like Orton just made his entrance.

Oh, that explains it. I thought I accidentally hit the mute button.