Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Here's the scene. A strange computer virus preceding the global launch of all biological weapons renders ten, and only ten TSM posters in a coma for a month due to a dosage of radiation and electricity from their monitors. The diseases ravage the earth, killing absolutely everyone else. Just then, a sudden climate change, solar flare, whatever, renders all the diseases dormant. Now, what ten people on this board are worthy of attempting to repopulate the human race after waking up to a world of putrescent bodies? It's a frightening thought, but it's certainly possible. Post your Darwinian selections, and why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Edit it so people can't include themselves or it'll really only be a list of 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 ^Dig it. You have to die. It's ten people other than yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Well since I can't include myself I guess I'm editing this. But I still think I'll bring hossness to the future. 1) Anglesault: I don't know why.....I just have a feeling he won't die no matter what happens. 2) CanadianChick: I figure we need to keep the canadian's alive. 3) IDRM: Someone has to continue to peddle pornography in the new world 4) Kotz: So the future will have style......albeit very strange style 5) WJM: Gotta keep those Europeans going to. 6) RRR: he's smart and funny. It'll help the future. 7) The Dames: we need a king 8) Malibu: put him with the girls and he'll be a baby factory 9) CWM: he's a lumberjack. He can build our shelter 10) Marney: hey we need someone that knows something about politics to organize our future. But she'll have to take one for the team and pop out a kid here or there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 1) No one. Fuck the human race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Scenario one: Bring Back Charlie Ward Robstone Frank Zappa Mask Mole Tyler Dean Snuffbox Spiderpoet Kotzenjounge chave Marney (swallow your pride, or fail humanity) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 I see that AoO is going for pure entertainment value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 23, 2004 (edited) Canadian Chick: Besides the fact that she's the most beautiful female poster here she's also smart and doesn't take crap. She'll make attractive babies that don't lay down for anybody. Malibu: He'll mourn my loss properly by building me an above ground tomb WJM: Malibu needs a wife, and I hear she's cute too. She's also nice from what I've seen. CWM and Caboose: The new world needs entertainment and these two will hurt one another to provide that. They'll beat one another, sit down and have a few drinks, then go back at it. Like in that cartoon where the wolf and the sheepdog are friends off the clock but on the clock they beat the piss out of one another. Stephen Popick: The new world needs religion and the self-proffesed savior is perfect for the job Angle-plex: He'll kick the savior in the nuts when he gets too out of control Sass: A voice of reason is needed. He will also teach the children born from this post appocalyptic wasteland the greatness of Vader and Cactus Jack. Thumbtack: He shall breed Cockstriders which will become the new form of transportation, meat, and material for clothing. Drury37: Every village needs an idiot Edit: Honorable mentions that came close to surviving yet died with me Hoff: There's no CBS in this new world, your presense isn't needed Kotz: You'd only live the rest of your days miserable because Kylie is dead MrRant: Hell needs somebody to keep all those hippies and commie bastards in line AngelSlayer: If I have to die I'm taking my best friend with me. Edited February 23, 2004 by FrigidSoul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Canadian Chick: Besides the fact that she's the most beautiful female poster here she's also smart and doesn't take crap. She'll make attractive babies that don't lay down for anybody. You don't go out much... do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Shut up MrRant, you're dead in this world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Ohhhh, so Frigidsoul has a problem with how I messageboard. I just got THIS pm: provide brief explenations with those people in scenerios...it'll be funnier and to top it all off, this kid has the nerve to tell me that I didn't follow my own rules in the message title. I coulda died. Listen here junior. See who started this thread? That's right. Me. That means I make the rules here. I certainly could provide reasons there, but in an epiphany of an internet messageboard in-joke, I had hoped everyone would see the humor in watching nine inept teens and early 20's males of questionable value vie for the ovum of one hardened lesbian battleaxe. That's comedy right there my friend, I saw it, everyone else sees it, and Mr. Rant sure as fuck saw it. Maybe you should go to the eyedoctor, and ask santa clause for a sense of humor my rule-abiding chum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 23, 2004 I don't know half those people though I need brief background info on Robstone Frank Zappa Mask Tyler Dean SpiderPoet(all I know is he likes god) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 oh my god, I just explained it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Perhaps you should explain it with a scenario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2004 She'd probably just shoot herself. She's got lots of guns. Or else use the kids for target practice first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Hey, we aren't used to these twisty turny in jokey brainy using thread things round here. dumb it down a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2004 CWM and Caboose: The new world needs entertainment and these two will hurt one another to provide that. They'll beat one another, sit down and have a few drinks, then go back at it. Like in that cartoon where the wolf and the sheepdog are friends off the clock but on the clock they beat the piss out of one another. We do rule. my list: Sass Dutch Spiderpoet TRITEC Alf Zack Piss Banky Hoff JSYK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 Hoff Banky Kotz CWM IDRM El Brujo Chave Mr. Rant Angelslayer Drury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Hoff Banky Kotz CWM IDRM El Brujo Chave Mr. Rant Angelslayer Drury. Unless Kotz starts poppin' out babies, you're all screwed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I had hoped everyone would see the humor in watching nine inept teens and early 20's males of questionable value vie for the ovum of one hardened lesbian battleaxe. Well, I got it Now, let's take that scenario the other way. Choose one male to breed with all nine of the board's females Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 AngelSlayer: If I have to die I'm taking my best friend with me. You bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Choose one male to breed with all nine of the board's females I'm going with AoO, to continue the Viking line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 People, people I *SAVED* the board, the community, and the saga. I have to SAVE the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 People, people I *SAVED* the board, the community, and the saga. I have to SAVE the world. We're doomed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Hoff Banky Kotz CWM IDRM El Brujo Chave Mr. Rant Angelslayer Drury. Unless Kotz starts poppin' out babies, you're all screwed. ....hmmm....I see you have a point. Alright, cross of El Brujo, put WJM in his place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I think I'm gonna get a hysterectomy just because of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Me and the nine chicks that frequent this board (If in fact there are that many). If there aren't nine, I'll just have to put in overtime. Unless of course they all kill themselves first, then I guess the world is in trouble... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I'm sorry, but is NY Untouchable a girl? For some reason I get a girl vibe from that poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 m sorry, but is NY Untouchable a girl? For some reason I get a girl vibe from that poster. That could be a very funny sentencex. Come on people, let's brainstorm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I'm sorry, but is NY Untouchable a girl? For some reason I get a girl vibe from that poster. ....... ....... .......what the hell gave you that idea? *scratches balls* But I suppose....if it would save the world..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
