MrRant Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/2004...ml/1/index.html The entire article is too long to post (funny as hell) but here is the nonwhite part. Aryanfest's gates opened at noon, and about an hour later, the gathering assemblage gradually hushed as all eyes turned upon the young man who had just paid his entrance fee and was casually perusing the hate-rock compact discs, swastika flags and white power watch caps at Panzerfaust Records' merchandise booth. He was in his late teens or early 20s, had a shaved head and sported Nazi and white power tattoos on both arms, in addition to wearing the white tee shirt with bold, black script. He would have fit in just fine, except for one thing: He wasn't white. Not even close. There was at least half a cup of Kahlúa in his cream. Seemingly oblivious to the increasingly hostile stares and menacing murmurs generated by his mere presence, this poor fellow, who seemed on the verge of getting lynched from the nearest sturdy saguaro cactus, was accompanied by three white kids who looked as if their primary aspiration in life was to load amplifiers for Marilyn Manson. They were outfitted in gothic black. Two had long, dirty blond hair, the other an unruly dark brown mop that danced wildly in the cold wind. About five minutes after arriving, the group of four was approached by a cadre of skinhead security guards. These storm troopers were painfully polite as they informed the brown kid he wasn't welcome. "We're sorry, but we've been asked by the managers of this event to tell you that you have to leave. We're going to escort you out," said one. "Why?" asked the kid. The skinheads looked at him incredulously, and not without a degree of sympathy. It was obvious that he actually thought he belonged there, amongst white power kinfolk. "Well, you haven't broken any of the festival's rules," began another skinhead, employing the sort of "I hate to break it to you" tone of voice of a father explaining to his 5-year-old son why a bed sheet tied around his neck doesn't mean he can fly. "The thing is, you're not white." Crestfallen, the kid stood silent for a few beats, then responded, "Okay, okay. I understand. I respect that. I just hope you know I didn't mean any disrespect by being here. I just wanted to come out and show my respect for the white race and support the cause." "We respect that, and we appreciate your attitude, you not giving us any trouble," said a skinhead, gently guiding him toward the exit. "It's just we don't allow any non-whites here, and, you know, a judgment call was made and that call was that you're not white. We'll be happy to refund your money. Your friends can stay if they like, and if not, we'll give them their money back as well. " The four interlopers each retrieved their $30 cover charge, then made hastily for their car. Watching them go, celebrity racist Tom Metzger cackled and said, loudly but to no one in particular, "Well, what in the hell do you suppose that spic was thinking?"
Sandman9000 Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Now, if he was blind and a KKK Grand Wizard...
Guest Cerebus Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 The whole article was an interesting read though, its good to see these idiots have a much more pathetic following than many think.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 While Roper may seem fearsome over the Internet -- where he spews most of his venom -- he's nowhere near a badass in person. In fact, on stage at Aryanfest he came across as the ultimate computer nerd, a virtual hate-mongering Bill Gates well.. they do have swastikas in wingdings. "Don't stockpile firearms," he told the crowd. "How many guns can you shoot at once, guys?" We'll see about that!
Styles Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Yeah, the whole article is fascinating. These people are absolutely pathetic.
Tawren Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 celebrity racist Tom Metzger Best. Phrase. Ever.
nl5xsk1 Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 My favorite part of the article, taken from the last page ... Notable in her absence was Butler's former companion, Wendy Iwanow, who spent last fall promoting Aryanfest and promising half-price tattoos at the event for all her racial brothers and sisters. Iwanow was arrested on forgery charges at an Idaho airport in November when she and Butler were attempting to board a plane for Phoenix, and was subsequently outed on the Internet. Seems Iwanow enjoyed a lengthy film career as porn star Bianca Trump, billing herself not as the white power Russian American she does today but as the "Latin Princess." She had co-starred with women, black men, and even Ron Jeremy, a Jew. But rules are rules, even for the close personal friend of a near deity; sucking black dick gets a girl banned from Nazi parties
Bored Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Seems Iwanow enjoyed a lengthy film career as porn star Bianca Trump HOLY SHIT! Damn she was hot too. This make me a racist for jerking off to her?
Hogan Made Wrestling Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 This sounds like a skit from Chapelle's Show...
MrRant Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Posted February 25, 2004 Seems Iwanow enjoyed a lengthy film career as porn star Bianca Trump HOLY SHIT! Damn she was hot too. This make me a racist for jerking off to her? Yes. By association.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 a judgment call was made and that call was that you're not white. now that's funny.
Guest Choken One Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 at least they asked nicely.
Rob E Dangerously Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 Seems Iwanow enjoyed a lengthy film career as porn star Bianca Trump HOLY SHIT! Damn she was hot too. This make me a racist for jerking off to her? Yes. By association. You do remember that episode of Andy Richter Rules the Universe where he goes out with the Nazi, right?
NoCalMike Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 I remember Sherman Oaks, the one episode where the white wannabe-black guy starts dating a nazi chick and she converts him to be a nazi for awhile......that was GOLD.
Damaramu Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 That's one of the weirdest yet funniest stories I've ever heard.
Guest EQ Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 Is this real or is it one of those joke-online new stories similar to what you'd read on theonion.com? It has to be a joke
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