Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 26, 2004 I enjoy sleeping in fetal position. Well this morning I wake up and immediately my nuts are fucking killing me. I looked down and noticed that during the night my sack shifted its way in between my legs, thus making a Leg and Nutsack sandwhich. Its been 7hrs since I woke up and it still feels like somebody is smooshing my balls. Women complain about child birth, fuck them...they have no idea what kind of pain a person can get from damaged nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 26, 2004 I guess that would be worse than getting kicked in the nuts. Leg and nutsack sandwich LOL. Wouldn't it be a thiegh and nutsack sandwich? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted February 26, 2004 I enjoy sleeping in fetal position. Well this morning I wake up and immediately my nuts are fucking killing me. I looked down and noticed that during the night my sack shifted its way in between my legs, thus making a Leg and Nutsack sandwhich. Its been 7hrs since I woke up and it still feels like somebody is smooshing my balls. Women complain about child birth, fuck them...they have no idea what kind of pain a person can get from damaged nuts. Maybe you should go to the doctor. You're nutsack might be twisted thus causing serious damage. Its true. Its torsion. I know of people getting it. Its hurt me to hear about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 26, 2004 Well Kotz gave me the suggestion of placing ice in a washcloth and then throwing that on top of it. I took his advise and tucked the ice part under my sack. Needless to say my balls feel relief but its neighbor the anus is getting a chill. I've been stabbed with a mini-screwdriver in the back of my shoulder, concussed with a titanium alloy crutch and STILL nut pain is the worst EVER Am I also the only one that gets gassy when their nuts are damaged? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 26, 2004 Well Kotz gave me the suggestion of placing ice in a washcloth and then throwing that on top of it. I took his advise and tucked the ice part under my sack. Needless to say my balls feel relief but its neighbor the anus is getting a chill. I've been stabbed with a mini-screwdriver in the back of my shoulder, concussed with a titanium alloy crutch and STILL nut pain is the worst EVER Am I also the only one that gets gassy when their nuts are damaged? I feel you are letting out way too much information here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2004 Am I also the only one that gets gassy when their nuts are damaged? This actually makes perfect sense, if you think about it. The reason that your stomach hurts when you get kicked in the junk is that there's millions of nerves connected to your stomach from your testicles. When you say "gassy", do you mean like a pressure feeling, or you're actually ripping ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2004 Well, there's only one option availible here, and that's amputation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 27, 2004 i think that's been tried here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 When you say "gassy", do you mean like a pressure feeling, or you're actually ripping ass? pressure feeling. although the ice helped tremendously and my nuts feel better. Still, this is why science needs to come up with a way for men to safely detach their penis and scrotum until they're needed, where they can be reattatched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 27, 2004 When you say "gassy", do you mean like a pressure feeling, or you're actually ripping ass? pressure feeling. although the ice helped tremendously and my nuts feel better. Still, this is why science needs to come up with a way for men to safely detach their penis and scrotum until they're needed, where they can be reattatched. Then whats the point of sex anymore? You're basically attaching a dildo to yourself like it's a strap on. Thats something Lesbians do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Still, this is why science needs to come up with a way for men to safely detach their penis and scrotum until they're needed, where they can be reattatched. Then whats the point of sex anymore? You're basically attaching a dildo to yourself like it's a strap on. Thats something Lesbians do. No, you would be attaching your own penis. Its a comfort thing man. Plus you would never have to worry about wearing sweatpants in public and popping a woody. Its all about comfort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 27, 2004 But then we wouldn't be able to mock men who cross their legs like women do because we'd all have no balls to get in the way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I suppose later on groups of men deeming they were extremely tough would still keep their shlong on them all the time and mock those that don't. Fuck it though, I want my comfort! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I suppose later on groups of men deeming they were extremely tough would still keep their shlong on them all the time and mock those that don't. Fuck it though, I want my comfort! Easy solution... Chop everything off, shave the beard and mustache if you have them and walk around in a dress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Something tells me BBCW has an extremely small penis and sack, because he doesn't understand the comfort problems that come with having a large unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Something tells me BBCW has an extremely small penis and sack, because he doesn't understand the comfort problems that come with having a large unit. Maybe you jacked off to much. OR STOP SLEEPING IN A FETAL POSITION. Sleeping on the back is the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Maybe you jacked off to much. That's not the problem OR STOP SLEEPING IN A FETAL POSITION. Sleeping on the back is the best. Can't sleep on my back right now, if I do I choke on my own uvula. I need to have surgery to reduce the size of it because its just too damn big. In the end I choke on it, snore a whole lot, and it leads to sore throats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Sleep on your stomach then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I do sleep on my stomach from time to time, but last night was a night I fell asleep in fetal position and paid the price for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Sleep hanging in a sleeping bag. Like an astronaut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I had testicular torsion a few months ago and had a thread similar to this as some may recall. And I concur that it is quite possibly one of the most excruciating pains a male can go through aside from getting directly kicked in the sack. Anyway, Ye Gods, FrigidSoul, 7 hours? I had mine for two hours and I thought that was awful. Nothing but worrying about the boys downstairs as I manually adjusted my left nut into its proper position. Even if your testicles have rectified themselves on their own and there's no lingering pain, see a physician. They'll most likely get an ultrasound done to see if blood is still flowing. Hopefully, nothing is amiss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Then don't fucking sleep. Sleeping is for the weak. [goes to sleep] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I don't remember what its called but when I was in 6th grade I took a piss and some of the urine somehow made its way from the urethra to my testicles. It caused a horrible(yet unseeable) infection where they took an ultrasound. I walked around like I had saddle sore for a week until the penacillin cleared it up. I don't remember the exact feeling of pain from that incident but I do remember thinking it was so bad they would have to cut out my right nut(the one it happened to). For a kid who has no worries other than school work the thought of losing a testicle is like the thought of a parent losing a child. They aren't suppose to go before you, especially when they have so much more left in life to give. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Man, FrigidSoul, your penis really sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Actually my penis is fine, its just my nuts...they've taken a beaten through the years(no mastibatory jokes here). Like when I was 5 my little cousin swing a curtain rod and nailed me with it there In third grade some spanish bitch showed her crush for me by kicking me in the nuts with cowboy style boots. I laid there hunched over for all of recess until a friend went over and got the 5th grade teacher who proceed to ask me "Did Yolleta kick you in the Jimmies?" I find it to be a miracle they still function at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Actually my penis is fine, its just my nuts...they've taken a beaten through the years(no mastibatory jokes here). Like when I was 5 my little cousin swing a curtain rod and nailed me with it there In third grade some spanish bitch showed her crush for me by kicking me in the nuts with cowboy style boots. I laid there hunched over for all of recess until a friend went over and got the 5th grade teacher who proceed to ask me "Did Yolleta kick you in the Jimmies?" I find it to be a miracle they still function at all. Jesus, your balls have taken a bigger beating than Jeff Weaver's. (retracts any stupid comments from earlier) FS = Candidate to use Viagra soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 27, 2004 Like I said, my penis works fine so viagra won't be needed. I wouldn't be surprised if my sperm count is low though from all that. Even with my wearing boxers the boys have been abused so much, and I never got anybody pregnant before in the past. I refuse to let a girl suck my balls because I'm afraid she'll sneeze and bite them with my luck. I try to keep them out of harm's way as much as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted February 28, 2004 the most horrible pain ever is when you masterbate... one of your balls gets suck in your body... so you have to get up & its go right back in place... its not really painful... its just reallly uncomfortable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 28, 2004 Evidently you do not know how to masturbate correctly. Perhaps IDRM with his vast knowledge, ability to use MS Paint well, and upload pics to a site that allows images to be shown in posts will make you a "Do and Do Not" guide to masturbating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 28, 2004 Evidently you do not know how to masturbate correctly. Perhaps IDRM with his vast knowledge, ability to use MS Paint well, and upload pics to a site that allows images to be shown in posts will make you a "Do and Do Not" guide to masturbating. I can see it now....3 Dos, and 4,997 don't dos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
