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Have you noticed, that more since about Survivor Series, Ric Flair shows up on Raw looking absoutely boxed like twice a month?

 

Last night the man looked like he was ready to start hiccuping in the middle of the ring. I thought he was gonna trip over himself and pass out.

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Guest drdrainoscott

He's probably doped up on pain killers with his neck in the shape that it is.

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Yeah, he definitely seemed a little loopy during that backstage segment where HHH left to go to the nudey bar. It was like he was trying to stammer out a sentence to H and he just couldn't even get words out. Weird.

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Guest Anglesault
Can't wait to see what he does at Mania under the influence...

wrestle better than both his tag partners combined?

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Yeah, he definitely seemed a little loopy during that backstage segment where HHH left to go to the nudey bar. It was like he was trying to stammer out a sentence to H and he just couldn't even get words out. Weird.

He kept yelling "Champ!"

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Guest Choken One
Can't wait to see what he does at Mania under the influence...

wrestle better than both his tag partners combined?

that's a given...but what exactly...I eagerly await the turnbuckle spot...

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Hopefully the day before (or hell day of) if he's sauced enough people will talk him into trying it one more time. That would be a WM moment.

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

I await the day when Flair cuts a vicious promo on Dusty Rhodes. Sadly, it's the Rock staring across the ring at him with the most confused look ever.

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Nah...The Rock is god...He'll summon the spirit of Dutha Rose and play along

 

Flair: WHOO! FAT BOY! I'M THE MAN NOT YOU! ME! THE MAN! ME!

Rock: Whoa Whoa...What in the blueast hells are yous talking bouts, Have you gones insano, if you wheelll, I'm the American Dream, baby. This is what's all about son, the muthaship is coming boy and you bets hide yer yella coward...

Orton: Uh Guys...Remember me? You putting me over here...

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Have you noticed, that more since about Survivor Series, Ric Flair shows up on Raw looking absoutely boxed like twice a month?

 

Last night the man looked like he was ready to start hiccuping in the middle of the ring. I thought he was gonna trip over himself and pass out.

Please, the phrase is "in no condition to perform."

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Nah...The Rock is god...He'll summon the spirit of Dutha Rose and play along

 

Flair: WHOO! FAT BOY! I'M THE MAN NOT YOU! ME! THE MAN! ME!

Rock: Whoa Whoa...What in the blueast hells are yous talking bouts, Have you gones insano, if you wheelll, I'm the American Dream, baby. This is what's all about son, the muthaship is coming boy and you bets hide yer yella coward...

Orton: Uh Guys...Remember me? You putting me over here...

if you said American Dweam, it would be A+. Still funny though.

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Nah...The Rock is god...He'll summon the spirit of Dutha Rose and play along

 

Flair: WHOO! FAT BOY! I'M THE MAN NOT YOU! ME! THE MAN! ME!

Rock: Whoa Whoa...What in the blueast hells are yous talking bouts, Have you gones insano, if you wheelll, I'm the American Dream, baby. This is what's all about son, the muthaship is coming boy and you bets hide yer yella coward...

Orton: Uh Guys...Remember me? You putting me over here...

::Flair turns into an angry drunk and snaps Orton's leg::

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Guest Choken One

I wonder how many of those ****+ matches he was hammered during?

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Guest Quik

Drunk Nature Boy?

 

Uh...

 

WHOO! **Hiccup** WHOO! **Vomits** WHOO! **Does the turnbuckle spot**

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Have you noticed, that more since about Survivor Series, Ric Flair shows up on Raw looking absoutely boxed like twice a month?

 

Last night the man looked like he was ready to start hiccuping in the middle of the ring. I thought he was gonna trip over himself and pass out.

Please, the phrase is "in no condition to perform."

I thought it was "confronting personal demons?"

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Have you noticed, that more since about Survivor Series, Ric Flair shows up on Raw looking absoutely boxed like twice a month?

 

Last night the man looked like he was ready to start hiccuping in the middle of the ring. I thought he was gonna trip over himself and pass out.

Please, the phrase is "in no condition to perform."

I thought it was "confronting personal demons?"

It depends...Jake Roberts was confronting personal demons, and Nathan Jones was in no condition to perform because he couldn't do diddly.

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He's been acting weird a lot lately. Remember a couple weeks ago when Evolution was set to head out to the ring, and HHH was high fiving/chest slapping everyone until Flair stuck out his hand and Triple H just walked away? Naitch tried to cover it up by immediately going into strutting mode and chanting, "Follow the champ." It was fucking hilarious.

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And yet he still can carry a broomstick to a **** match.

Hey, I gotta ask, how's the weather in denial?

<---wondering the same thing.....

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I enjoyed on one of the PPV's a little bit back, when Flair opened a champane bottle, and it was fine for a minute, then FWOOSH, the foam shot him directly in the face.

 

His response? "All right."

 

It was just so bizarre.

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Ok this is what I don't get...everyone knows that Flair is seriously hurt...so why put him in a match at WM 20? I do understand this is a "special" wrestlemania but still. Shouldn't Flair just be in the corner cheering Orton and Batista on instead of risking personnal injury?

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Ok this is what I don't get...everyone knows that Flair is seriously hurt...so why put him in a match at WM 20? I do understand this is a "special" wrestlemania but still. Shouldn't Flair just be in the corner cheering Orton and Batista on instead of risking personnal injury?

He will just be there to strut, whoo, and lock in the figure four. Flair in the match has more appeal than Flair as a manager, considering his partners.

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