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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you?  Think, Banky, think!

Because

 

Banky = ratings

 

Son.

Ah. Clearly, everyone in the thread is spellbound by you. That's why they're paying you so much attention.

 

Dad.

 

*patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response*

 

P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something.

I was kidding, relax.

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*patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response*

I was kidding, relax.

Well played.

Guest HungryJack
Posted

I do ok.

 

I...uhhh.....aww shit...I guess my grades are pretty good???

 

 

a 3.6 GPA...whats that like 90?

 

 

yea thats not bad. I used to drink a lotta beers too.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
I'm a great storyteller but I'm never motivated enough to finish shit.

 

I'm told I sing well but have yet to take my talents beyond the bar.

 

I can write really good poetry if I find something that inspires or motivates me enough.

I envy your obsession with Sponge Bob Squarepants. In fact, if you didn't already have that in your avatar, I would be rocking it myself.

Posted
I'm a great storyteller but I'm never motivated enough to finish shit.

 

I'm told I sing well but have yet to take my talents beyond the bar.

 

I can write really good poetry if I find something that inspires or motivates me enough.

I envy your obsession with Sponge Bob Squarepants. In fact, if you didn't already have that in your avatar, I would be rocking it myself.

I actually bought the new Spongebob Goes Prehistoric DVD last night. The fact that it had an entire episode devoted to Plankton made it a must buy.

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Customers fucking love my ass.

What do you mean? Like in a gay way?

 

 

Anyway, I used to be a pretty good baseball player. Not good enough to ever earn any money from it, but good enough to play in college.

I also set people up for jokes like nobody's business. I'm the John Stockton of straight lines.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
I'm a great storyteller but I'm never motivated enough to finish shit.

 

I'm told I sing well but have yet to take my talents beyond the bar.

 

I can write really good poetry if I find something that inspires or motivates me enough.

I envy your obsession with Sponge Bob Squarepants. In fact, if you didn't already have that in your avatar, I would be rocking it myself.

I actually bought the new Spongebob Goes Prehistoric DVD last night. The fact that it had an entire episode devoted to Plankton made it a must buy.

You inspire me....

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
That's the Butler-tron from the criminally short-lived Clone High USA show that was on MTV last year. Spongebob away if you want, Banks.

He's rocked Sponge Bob before. I can't do it - its his territory. I'm cool with my childhood heros, the fuckign carebears.

Guest HungryJack
Posted

Grumpy bear was the tits.

 

Thats about it though.

Posted
That's the Butler-tron from the criminally short-lived Clone High USA show that was on MTV last year. Spongebob away if you want, Banks.

He's rocked Sponge Bob before. I can't do it - its his territory. I'm cool with my childhood heros, the fuckign carebears.

Banky respecting me?

 

Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
That's the Butler-tron from the criminally short-lived Clone High USA show that was on MTV last year. Spongebob away if you want, Banks.

He's rocked Sponge Bob before. I can't do it - its his territory. I'm cool with my childhood heros, the fuckign carebears.

Banky respecting me?

 

Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

Bitch, I've always respected you. SpongeBob simply elevated that respect to a new, and for the msot part, unparalleled level of respect.

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