A movie I made for you Smarks!

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Kotz.....don't try and deny the truth. We all know you tendancies, but want you to stop. PLEASE. Go back to your cellulite ladies who who seem to have an attraction to. Get out of my thread and get a FUCKING LIFE KOTZ!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

furthermore: Hoff wins this thread.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

 

Needs more 'Strider

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's cockstrider V 2.0! My mood has completely changed now! I love you KOTZ.........please marry me!

 

DFA

[Hoff 0]

*skadaddles*

[Art Sandusky 0]

(yawn)

 

This is getting boring. Where's the fucking fury?

[Guest KJ Brackish]

No fury when Cockstrider V2.0 is roaming in this thread. Now there's love up in this hizzy! Let us rejoice at the return of THE MIGHTY COCKSTRIDER v2.0

 

DFA

[justsoyouknow 0]

How are you quoting The Rock? You keep telling people to "Just Bring It", then you go on about "Monkey Nipple Sucking"...and then you ask how you're quoting The Rock?

 

This has to be a gimmick. It has to be.

 

P.S.: I want to have Hoff's babies.

I said JUST BRING IT....once! IN THIS WHOLE 5 page FUCKING THREAD, I POSTED THAT ONCE. I said monkey nipples around only 10 times. So shut the FUCK UP and go get a life. Quit acting like an immature little Cockbite with no life (which I'm sure you can't help, but still).

 

DFA

Might I ask exactly what you're doing right now? Personally, I'm at work right now, then after work I'm getting dinner with my friend Ruth, plus I just got back from camping with my friends Dan, Chris, Ben, Hank, Mike, Kaylin, and Jessica...if you want to dig up threads you'll find my "Extreme Fireball" thread, showcasing what I do on the weekends...

 

As far as I know, you sit around and make horrible movies. Sounds like my (lack of) life is greater than your supposed fast-paced and exciting life. And the fact that you've actually said "Monkey-Nipple" more than 10 times is quite a feat. It's certainly something to be proud of.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(checks into airfare rates to Utah)

[justsoyouknow 0]

P.S.: I want to have Hoff's babies.

That would be pretty hard...WITHOUT A VAGINA~!!!

 

 

Okay, I have to go to work now. Someone tape SmackDown for me.

Someone give this man a sitcom on CBS, stat.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Airfare isn't that expensive. EVERYONE enjoy the mighty cockstrider v2.0 while he lasts! It's true.........it's damn true

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

(books a flight to go kick DFA's ass)

[Guest KJ Brackish]

"Caaaaaaaaaaaaan You FEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!?!"

 

Why fight......when Cockstrider v2.0 is just feet away. He brings happiness to all that view his technicolor body.

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

Stay tuned, viewers. We have PICTURES~ of DFA coming up.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I've got pictures of me too! I'm using my webcam right now. w00t w00t goes my picture. I should draw cockstrider v2.0 and take a picture with him.........er...........well........I'd actually really not have a life then.

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

::Cough Cough:: the love made it quiet in here.....

 

So....howz life Mrs. TRITEC?!?

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

No.........but I'm hooking her up with someone. They will soon be married. You know who I'm talking bout TRITEC.... wink wink

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Double

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Triple

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Quadrupal post..bah

[Guest T®ITEC]

You said it four times, so yeah, I think I understand.

[Art Sandusky 0]

THRILL~ as DFA minces about the downtown area of Salt Lake City like a FAIRY~

 

CHILL~ as DFA waits for his "life partner" DAVID~ to BLOW~ his load all over his FACE~

 

But who is this David, you might ask.

 

DFA and David share a TENDER~ moment.

 

Watch in SHOCK AND AWE~ as David and DFA get CARRIED AWAY~

 

"All this can be yours in the DFA ERA~!"

[Guest KJ Brackish]

w00t w00t..........I miss those memories. Look for my more recient pictures that are online though. That was back in 02'

 

That's old skool stuff man. Do the one with my HBK pose........at the delta center

here I'll post it

 

 

DFA

 

EDIT: I won't post my more recient pictures, but I'll leave it up to you to find them. I know my trusty assistant TRITEC helped you with those pics, but I bet you can't find the *new* ones.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I give it a 8/10 for the idea, but a 4/10 for the execution, Kotz.

 

 

Unless, of course, those pics are actually of DFA. In that case, he's the biggest trouser pilot I've ever seen.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Eh, it's hard to not drag down the comedic possibilites of those pictures.

 

Photoshoppers, get to work~!

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I don't get all the hate that's flowing.......Mr. Cockstrider v2.0 fixed all of that! Pleae......stop drinking that Hateraid.

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Eh, it's hard to not drag down the comedic possibilites of those pictures.

 

Photoshoppers, get to work~!

There's not much to do with the pics, although......a year ago, I did a really nice one that turned my face into chrome. Give it a shot. Lets imagine the possibilities.

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't want to hear you talking about "shots."

 

(shudder)

[Styles 0]

walks in walks out

[Guest KJ Brackish]

That was a far attempt to be funny. Please, try again because your last attempt failed miserably.

 

DFA

[Downhome 0]

Has DFA always been like this, or have I just noticed it?