A movie I made for you Smarks!

[Art Sandusky 0]

DFA I did leave, didn't you see the *vamooses* I posted earlier? A clear indication that I left the thread. In fact, I'm not even here right now. *waves hand in front of face*

Fuck, where'd he go?

 

Oh, and that DFA is of legal age to procreate worries me.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

From a few months ago:

 

I was being mistreated well before this. I was mistreated before the Royal Rumble (which is where I started being a dick to people). I was ready to back my opinions if somebody questioned them. I was at the point that I didn't care, but after some questioning of myself, I'm not going to stoop to a low (such as my immaturaty(sp)). I understand now that what I said was dumb, that is why I said above. I'm going to ignore COMPLETELY those who try to "ruffle" my feathers. I'm not going to flood this thread with my explainations (as it is pretty off topic, in some ways), so without further ado, you will see me changed.

 

The reason I came here is because I think a lot of people take flaming to another level, which I'm glad these MOD's are around the moniter it now. Just keep your eyes open, because I've noticed a lot of flaming going on.

 

DFA

 

Have the tears stopped flowing yet?

Cockbite...if you would have read any further, instead of just trying to put up a dirt sheet on me, you'll see that I don't fucking care anymore. If I get banned........SO BE IT. It's just a message board. Read a little more in depth, instead of posting half truth's ya team killing fuck tard.

 

DFA

[Ripper 0]

You have to admit that there i sa bit of creativity in calling someone "cockbite".

[NYU 0]

Hot damn! This unphasable, care-free rebel looks to be wounded.

 

Are those poor TSM remarks still stinging? Do you still feel a hollowness inside?

[Guest KJ Brackish]

DFA I did leave, didn't you see the *vamooses* I posted earlier?  A clear indication that I left the thread.  In fact, I'm not even here right now.  *waves hand in front of face*

Fuck, where'd he go?

 

Oh, and that DFA is of legal age to procreate worries me.

We're all glad you can't procreate due to the fact that all the women you get end up dissing the hell outta you. Keep it coming.......BOOOOOOY!

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

This strange usage of "dirt sheet" is troublesome to me for some reason.

 

Can we ban him now? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? At least Drury is entertaining while being a complete brainfart.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

You have to admit that there i sa bit of creativity in calling someone "cockbite".

I'm taking some heat away from myself but that is directly from RedvsBlue.

 

http://www.redvsblue.com

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

DFA I did leave, didn't you see the *vamooses* I posted earlier?  A clear indication that I left the thread.  In fact, I'm not even here right now.  *waves hand in front of face*

Fuck, where'd he go?

 

Oh, and that DFA is of legal age to procreate worries me.

We're all glad you can't procreate due to the fact that all the women you get end up dissing the hell outta you. Keep it coming.......BOOOOOOY!

 

DFA

If they "diss the hell out of me" after the fact, wouldn't that mean I got some at an earlier point anyway? I mean, logically...

 

... Fuck it, I give up. And where the hell did Hoff go?

[Hoff 0]

Damn you to hell. Why won't you just leave before you get your lil' ol feelings hurt

 

DFA

Somehow I don't see that happening.

 

And Kotz, FWIW I still can't see you either. I just hear this voice...so to speak...except it's typing...*head explodes*

[Guest KJ Brackish]

This strange usage of "dirt sheet" is troublesome to me for some reason.

 

Can we ban him now? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? At least Drury is entertaining while being a complete brainfart.

You are such a little cockmaster Kotz. Each time you post......your IQ decreases LITTLE BY LITTLE. Do us a favor and just LEAVE!

 

DFA

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'll send the mod that bans him five dollars and twenty-four cents. For true.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Believe it or not, he's actually improving as the thread goes on. Still miserably terrible, but he's got spunk.

[Hoff 0]

I'll chip in a penny, PLUS the price of shipping. More because it'd be funny than anything else; plus, I can get a mod or admin's home address for a penny, should they accept.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I'll send the mod that bans him five dollars and twenty-four cents. For true.

YOU! You're just on my minor shit list, ya monkey nipple. I'll deal with you later.

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'll chip in a penny, PLUS the price of shipping. More because it'd be funny than anything else; plus, I can get a mod or admin's home address for a penny, should they accept.

A penny means "one."

[Guest Krazy Karter]

I have found the reason for DFA's frustration and dislike for all of us.

 

"In Mexico, it's a religion. In Canada, it's a tradition, In the USA, it's a joke!" - Take on Wrestling

[Hoff 0]

A penny means "one."

 

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What?!?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Oh my, dearest DFA is displeased with me. How, exactly, will you be "dealing" with me? Will your mother be involved?

[Guest KJ Brackish]

w00t w00t......you found the Utah Halo Alliance! That's how I met...........................MY WOMAN! PinkRaNgEr. She's my love goddess.

 

Edit: How'd ya find that seriously. I'm proud of you finding that. You deserve a cookie x2!

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Oh my, dearest DFA is displeased with me. How, exactly, will you be "dealing" with me? Will your mother be involved?

I told ya.....I'm pissed at my mom, so I will have nothing to do with her. You'll see and it involves me killing you... well not directly as I hire a certain "person" nameth LOR LOR who can get the job done.

 

DFA

[Art Sandusky 0]

SHOCKING NEWS INVOLVING DFA AND HIS "WOMAN"~:

 

I know this is a weird situation. We were both 15 years-old virgins at the time and in big need of sex but getting girls wasn't very easy. We considered asking our female cousin to have sex with us, she was also 15. Of course, she refused and we were very disappointed because we have already made plans (yeah, I would fuck her doggy style while she sucks your dick, maybe we can fuck her in the ass, at the end she will get a big cum shot.....you know what I mean, we were virgin boys who wanted to fuck their cousin the same way they do it on porn movies)

Whatever, she refused. So with us turn on almost 24/7, some night, we decided to have some fun. We both get naked in his room and things started very nicely with body to body massage, cherish and handjob. We both really liked it and we were having the feeling of having found an awesome pleasure toy. Of course, the next night and the followings, we did the same thing. Eventually, we went further and some day, we both gave blowjob to each other. I have to say that he wasn't very good at it and that I didn't really like sucking his dick (it didn't stink but it had an odd taste) Whereas at first, we were doing this only at night when everyone at home was sleeping, as time went, we sometimes did our little affair in the middle of the afternoon with my oncle, aunt and two other female cousin (much too young so I wasn't interested if you're wondering) just next to the closed door !! We were crazy ! Two nights in a row, we even dit it outside home ! (near from the beach, our town is a very quiet one at night). I don't really remember why we didn't do that at home in his room. Probably because that night we decided to go even further. I put my dick in his ass, I wasn't really comfortable with that and I wasn't really good at it so he told me :"hey, put a little more of your dick in my ass, I am feeling nothing". I did and I think he really likes it even though I didn't really penetrate him. I was just joking aroud in his ass ! My turn was next, he put his dick in my ass and man I really liked it too although it feels a bit strange and unusual at first to have something up your ass. The whole thing lasted about two or three weeks (during our summer vacation in fact, maybe I should call it Summer of Love!) Several months later, he came to my place and he was in my room. I was turn on and I was considering reprising our little game, I asked him about it, he was very reluctant but finally accepted to do it because I was very insistant. It was good. Since then, we have never spoken about this. But I am having a boner as I wrote this. I think I will jack off moments from now thinking about the whole story.....

 

To all gay out here, don't contact me if you are considering having a sex chat or something similar with me, I am in NO WAY interested.

[Art Sandusky 0]

A penny means "one."

 

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What?!?

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain it, but...

 

A Penny Means "One."

[Guest KJ Brackish]

That was THE MOST PATHETIC display of trying to be funny! I don't live in France or whatever the hell........ nor do I live in Alabama where that's a normal thing. You need to go take about 15 sleeping pills kotz, down them with some vodka and call us in the morning..........maybe.

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Whoo Hoo......my avatar died as well as my video. I ran out of bandwidth! Horrah!

 

DFA

 

EDIT: never mind.......my host site died.

[Art Sandusky 0]

He wished death! He wished death! BAN BAN BAN PLZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ripper 0]

That was THE MOST PATHETIC display of trying to be funny! I don't live in France or whatever the hell........ nor do I live in Alabama where that's a normal thing. You need to go take about 15 sleeping pills kotz, down them with some vodka and call us in the morning..........maybe.

 

DFA

What the fuck?

 

 

What did I say about the Alabama jokes?

[Art Sandusky 0]

This reminds me of that Stennick guy. We banned him too.

[Guest T®ITEC]

You just threatened to have Laura murder me. Due to the fact that we live in the same town and know each other in person, that could me taken as a serious threat.

 

I request a banning.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

That wasn't a wish......that was a request. It wasn't death either....it's a really REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLY long coma. I retort your dumbass post with a OMG BAN PLZ~! Kotz = TEH LOSER! He tried to force and unforcable ban.

 

DFA

[NYU 0]

That was THE MOST PATHETIC display of trying to be funny!

Obviously you've never read one of your posts.

 

Should I drag up some of the more pathetic ones?

 

In replying to a "Post 1000" thread

Can't we all just love each other???

 

::Recognizes that it sounded homosexual...::

 

SCREW YOU ALL!

 

....no really though... congrats *****! I just barely hit 100 and felt proud...I can't wait till 1000!

 

w00t!

 

DFA

 

How very witty.