Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Gothamist knows that Virigin Airlines is supposed to be risque and everything, but the new lipsticked-mouth urinal at the Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK is really gross. While golden showers may be a part of people's sexual repertoire, Gothamist sees no need for them to be encouraged. However, if this is a way for men to act out the fantasy, well, pee on. But it's just gross. The Post reports Virgin Airways as saying, "We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive. With everything we do, we want there to be a smile, and that's also the case in the clubhouse. The urinal is just for fun. But it's not the centerpiece of the clubhouse." But the spokesman admits, "There will be some people that won't like it." http://www.gothamist.com
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Odd that's it's from Virgin Airlines. I'd hate to see what the stalls look like...
Ripper Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Gothamist knows that Virigin Airlines is supposed to be risque and everything, but the new lipsticked-mouth urinal at the Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK is really gross. While golden showers may be a part of people's sexual repertoire, Gothamist sees no need for them to be encouraged. However, if this is a way for men to act out the fantasy, well, pee on. But it's just gross. The Post reports Virgin Airways as saying, "We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive. With everything we do, we want there to be a smile, and that's also the case in the clubhouse. The urinal is just for fun. But it's not the centerpiece of the clubhouse." But the spokesman admits, "There will be some people that won't like it." http://www.gothamist.com Who's to say those aren't the lips of a man with lipstick on. You are just assuming they are woman lips because you are a MYSOGINIST~! OMG BAN PLZ~! Won't someone think of the transgender board members? Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them*
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 18, 2004 Author Report Posted March 18, 2004 The Rolling Stones should sue.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop...
Firestarter Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Disgusting, but also bloody hilarious. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. Misogynist? Yeah, sure, but honestly, who gives a damn?
Slayer Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... And when you've finished that, drive me to the Waldorf-Astoria, stat
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... And when you've finished that, drive me to the Waldorf-Astoria, stat How's this for a movie idea. Driving Miss kkk/slayer, featuring Ripper as Hoke Colburn...
Slayer Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Slayer: "Did you check the AC? I told you to check the AC!" Ripper Colburn: "I had the AC checked... dunno why though, you never let me turn it on" Slayer: "Shuddap, bitch!"
treble Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Disgusting, but also bloody hilarious. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. Don't be so sure.
Slayer Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. You act like you've never sat on a pair of lips before
Guest Flyboy Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 There's an R. Kelly joke to make somewhere in here.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Slayer: "Did you check the AC? I told you to check the AC!" Ripper Colburn: "I had the AC checked... dunno why though, you never let me turn it on" Slayer: "Shuddap, bitch!" There has to be a Racist Dusty or Ghetto-oply reference made as well. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. You act like you've never sat on a pair of lips before Perhaps she's the seat...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 These would be fine if they were something one could crap in as well. Could also be equipped with a creative sterile tongue bidee. Imagine that, shitting in something that licks your asshole clean. I've never been to thailand or the phillipines, though.
Perfxion Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Why does the Dave song of "Piss On You" come to mind.
Guest Dids Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 I don't care who it pisses off- I want one of those in my house.
DerangedHermit Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 Kent Brockman: Thanks, Mr. Simpson. Because of you, we're ALL taking golden showers.
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