JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 From pwinsider.com Orlando Jordan beat Chuck Palumbo with a roll up. Both guys got a decent response coming out. People knew who Jordan was, strangely. Boring match in which absolutely nothing happened. The World's Greatest Tag Team beat Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly. Someone needs to tell me why Billy Gunn is still employed. Another boring match, in which nothing much happened. At one point Holly mooned WGTT to reveal he was wearing a thong. Billy Kidman beat Bradshaw (!!!) with a roll up. Bradshaw came out and started talking about how bad Scotland was, I have to agree with him. Kidman came out to absolutely no reaction. Another nothing match. Kidman teased the Shooting Star but didn't actually do it, which is good for his health as he can barely hit the thing these days. Jamie Noble beat Nidia in a match where Noble was blindfolded. Noble was introduced as Jamie "By God" Noble: The Redneck Messiah. From what I hear this was the same match that took place at No Way Out and is the same match they've been doing on this UK tour. After the match Noble challenged Fit Finlay (who was at ringside) to a match, stating that he was in front of his home town. Note: Finlay is Irish, not Scottish. Finlay accepted and... Fit Finlay beat Jamie Noble. Basically a squash with Finlay getting in a few power moves and then scoring the quick pinfall. Paul Heyman came out and started running down Scotland. Some fan yelled "You Suck!" to which he replied "Yes I do, but it was your mother who taught me how". He also said "Stop chanting ECW, it's dead and I wish you all were". He started talking about how Cena was going to drop the US title which of course brought out Cena. Cena dissed Heyman for a while before Rhyno ran out. John Cena over Rhyno. Basically Cena nailed the FU and got the count and that was that. I guess Rhyno is injured, hence the short match. Chavo Guerrero Jr defeated Rey Mysterio Jr and Little Guido (I'm not calling him "Nunzio"). Rey got a great response coming out, he then picked a kid from ringside that was dressed as him and put him on his shoulders. The kid must have been over the moon. Decent match which saw Guido eliminated first. Chavo got the win with a cheap roll up. After the match Guido came back and attacked Rey, with help from Chavo. Rey then got the best of them and hit a double 619. Intermission. Rikishi & Scotty Too Hotty beat The Bashams. Boring match. Scotty hit the worm then Rikishi nailed one of The Bashams with a superkick and got the pinfall. Torrie Wilson beat Dawn Marie. Sadly this wasn't a bra and panties match. Dawn looked ridiculously hot. Pretty dreadful match which saw Torrie get the win fairly quickly. Eddy Guerrero beat The Big Show. Not a bad match, here. Great to see Eddy in person. Show bumped the ref and Eddy was ready to nail Show with the belt but Chavo came out and stopped him. This then brought out Rikishi and Scotty, then The Bashams, then WGTT, then Cena. Cena hit Big Show with the FU then Eddy nailed the frog splash for the pin. After the match the faces brought out Nidia and Torrie and they all danced to send everyone away happy. Overall, a fairly uneventful yet pleasing show. Although it wasn't worth The FWA show on Friday is likely to blow it out the water. I laughed as I seen people who bought APA shirts (For a pop) at the show, seen as the team is now forever defunct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 The World's Greatest Tag Team beat Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly. At one point Holly mooned WGTT to reveal he was wearing a thong. What the? Everyone who teams with Billy Gunn turns a little gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 The World's Greatest Tag Team beat Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly. At one point Holly mooned WGTT to reveal he was wearing a thong. What the? Everyone who teams with Billy Gunn turns a little gay? I actually wouldn't be surprised if they formed a tag team - Gunn sucks in singles, but has won the tag titles zillions of times with different people - why not put him with Holly to see what happens? Besides, they could have the best (or worst) tag team name ever: Hardcore Ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest glennsoe Report post Posted March 21, 2004 so basicly wwe had 3 shows with the same matches, the same winners and the same endings in 3 different cities ?? And the wonder why the business are down ?? But wtf is going on ?? Kidman has 3 straight victories and they all end with a roll up !! His new finisher maybe ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Heyman owns Scotland. Great stuff. And Fit Finlay wrestling would have been a mark-out...even if he's supposed to be from Ireland. And...an FWA show on Friday? Damn, I realy need to pay more attention if I want to get tickets for one of those shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 21, 2004 A boring Basham match? ::faints out of pure shock:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Kidman came out to absolutely no reaction. Another nothing match. Kidman teased the Shooting Star but didn't actually do it, which is good for his health as he can barely hit the thing these days. So, remind me why Kidman is kept around, again? Fit Finlay beat Jamie Noble. Basically a squash with Finlay getting in a few power moves and then scoring the quick pinfall. So Noble's losing to one of the trainers now? Well, it is Finlay, but still... Paul Heyman came out and started running down Scotland. Some fan yelled "You Suck!" to which he replied "Yes I do, but it was your mother who taught me how". Heyman's done that one for a while... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Kidman came out to absolutely no reaction. Another nothing match. Kidman teased the Shooting Star but didn't actually do it, which is good for his health as he can barely hit the thing these days. So, remind me why Kidman is kept around, again? Her name rhymes with "Whore-ie" That's kind of ironic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Kidman came out to absolutely no reaction. Another nothing match. Kidman teased the Shooting Star but didn't actually do it, which is good for his health as he can barely hit the thing these days. So, remind me why Kidman is kept around, again? Her name rhymes with "Whore-ie" That's kind of ironic... It also rhymes with Glory, something Kidman said goodbye to when WCW died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Stop chanting ECW, it's dead Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Goddamn. You had Finlay v. Noble and they couldn't get fifteen or twenty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Stop chanting ECW, it's dead Ouch. Maybe not...from 1wrestling... "I stumbled upon an interesting thing earlier today about the WWE.com homepage. This could be a preview of things to come and I don't know how it's been like this but it is quite a finding. Here's what you do: Type in www.newecw.com on your address bar and you'll be sent directly to WWE.com. I'm not sure why this is but it could be a preview of things to come, I guess. Maybe a new show? I don't know for sure but I think this is an interesting piece of news." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Well what do you know, it does.... ECW returns, led by Dancing Brock and an army of clowns along with the Minnesota Vikings! Randy Moss busts out the Viking Elbow while Dante Culpepper shows off his killer 450 splash. ETA: When you type in www.wcw.com, you also get sent back to the WWE homepage. Looks like it's nothing more than them covering the webpage bases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JRE Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Chavo Guerrero Jr defeated Rey Mysterio Jr and Little Guido (I'm not calling him "Nunzio"). Ewww....he's hardcore. Speaking of which...were the Guido chants at WM heard on TV- it was a pretty strong chant in the arena Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Chavo Guerrero Jr defeated Rey Mysterio Jr and Little Guido (I'm not calling him "Nunzio"). Ewww....he's hardcore. Speaking of which...were the Guido chants at WM heard on TV- it was a pretty strong chant in the arena I heard a small "where's my pizza" chant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Chavo Guerrero Jr defeated Rey Mysterio Jr and Little Guido (I'm not calling him "Nunzio"). Ewww....he's hardcore. Because much like "Damaja" and "Danny Basham" "Little Guido" is just SO much cooler than "Nunzio" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 22, 2004 It sure is, Johnny. It sure is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 22, 2004 If Fit Finlay was in 98 form I'd put him in a feud with Cena NOW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 22, 2004 If Fit Finlay was in 98 form I'd put him in a feud with Cena NOW. Why's that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Kidman came out to absolutely no reaction. Another nothing match. Kidman teased the Shooting Star but didn't actually do it, which is good for his health as he can barely hit the thing these days. So, remind me why Kidman is kept around, again? Her name rhymes with "Whore-ie" That's kind of ironic... It also rhymes with Glory, something Kidman said goodbye to when WCW died. yeah...Being Konnan's bitch and Bischoff's Bisch and Jobbing to Hogan while being told to the world that he "couldn't draw flies to a flea market" was really glory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 22, 2004 If Fit Finlay was in 98 form I'd put him in a feud with Cena NOW. Why's that? Cuz Finlay owns and would be all "OH FUCK THAT HAND SHIT~! YOU PUNK KID. I...CAN SEE YOU." *POPS HIM* "Look who can't see now BITCH". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 22, 2004 I'd mark out for (paraphrased) Cena: You're Gay You're Gay You're Gay You're Gay You're Gay You're Gay I Have a Big Dick! (Starts waving hand in front of his face) And you can't see... (Fit grabs Cena's arm, snaps it and walks away smiling as Cena cries in the ring) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 If Fit Finlay was in 98 form I'd put him in a feud with Cena NOW. Why's that? Cuz Finlay owns and would be all "OH FUCK THAT HAND SHIT~! YOU PUNK KID. I...CAN SEE YOU." *POPS HIM* "Look who can't see now BITCH". I would love to see Meng/Haku to do a tongan deathgrip on Cena while he's doing the "You Can't see me" bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Because much like "Damaja" and "Danny Basham" "Little Guido" is just SO much cooler than "Nunzio" Well, "Damaja" IS a much cooler name than "Danny Basham." Seriously, "Danny Basham"? What the hell kind of name is that? I'm guessing it was given to The Damaja because of "Nightmare" Danny Davis (Doug's uncle). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Well...I guess they wanted to keep the D.B theme going and DAVE~! was already taken. But c'mon...DANNY? Dane Dean Dallas Deion DEMITRIUS Devin Dewey Dillon Dirk Dominic Dante Duncan Dutch were all better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Well...I guess they wanted to keep the D.B theme going and DAVE~! was already taken. But c'mon...DANNY? Dane Dean Dallas Deion DEMITRIUS Devin Dewey Dillon Dirk Dominic Dante Duncan Dutch were all better. They could have called him Doink Basham and it would have been better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 22, 2004 dink... Tazz would have a field day with it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 23, 2004 Maybe because Tazz is an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
