AndrewTS Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 There's only way that this will TRULY work. Bradshaw will need to have that guy talking about secret government funds wearing an outfit like The Riddler's from Batman. I know the guy exists off of infomercials... Matthew Lesko! "With my new book, you can tell bill collectors to SHOVE IT!!"
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Bradshaw - Repo Man reborn. Nice. Now you want to play. Calling me Bradshaw is like calling Kurt Angle "Mantaur." So Bradshaw gets to be the top heel. His moobs will generate enough heat to warm New Jersey. And he smokes an angry cigar. Who cares? All that matters is that Triple H got traded again because he is that damn good. I can't wait until he's traded back to Smackdown Monday night for Billy Gunn and the buffet table.
Jobber of the Week Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 They need to immediately turn Undertaker heel and pair him up with Bradshaw. Then start a new NWO-like clique of heels wearing these large-brimmed cowboy hats. Instead of someone turning heel by putting on the black shirt, the guy PUTS ON THE COWBOY HAT~~~!!! SMELL THE RATINGS Ah, nevermind.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Speaking of Taker and Shaw, I just read a tOA post that said that if Bradshaw really wants to set an example as a locker room leader, he should get squashed like a bug by Taker to set an example to the others that getting beat soundly by Taker doesn't kill off a career. Instead, the 'leader' gets an Office Blowjob and a big push. This does nothing for locker room morale considering that Shaw isn't exactly well-liked by most indications.
JoeDirt Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 There's only way that this will TRULY work. Bradshaw will need to have that guy talking about secret government funds wearing an outfit like The Riddler's from Batman. I know the guy exists off of infomercials... Matthew Lesko! "With my new book, you can tell bill collectors to SHOVE IT!!" There's only way that this will TRULY work. Bradshaw will need to have that guy talking about secret government funds wearing an outfit like The Riddler's from Batman. I know the guy exists off of infomercials... Matthew Lesko! "With my new book, you can tell bill collectors to SHOVE IT!!" Matthew Lesko reference = gold.
DangerousDamon Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Holy Bejeesus Joe, that Matt Lesko pic scares the hell out of me. He's already a weird fuckin guy but that pic just solidified it.
JoeDirt Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Holy Bejeesus Joe, that Matt Lesko pic scares the hell out of me. He's already a weird fuckin guy but that pic just solidified it. Hey, at least in the picture you can't hear him TALK. He's a PSYCHO!
ChrisMWaters Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Yes, Matthew Lesko is freaky. But I, for some sick reason, STILL would like to see him as Bradshaw's manager.
AndrewTS Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Geez people, he's trying to get you FREE MONEY!
JoeDirt Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Holy Christ, I just took a look at his GLASSES! Look at those things! The guy BELONGS in wrestling. Hell, he could have been a huge heel back in the late 80's!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Holy Christ, I just took a look at his GLASSES! Look at those things! The guy BELONGS in wrestling. Hell, he could have been a huge heel back in the late 80's! nah, he would have been a face and fueded with Ted Dibiase. Lesko: Im gonna give these people the info on how to get free money so they'll be just as rich you in no time! Dibiase: No, no..no!
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