One & Only Smackdown! Thread (3-25-04)

[humongous2002 0]

It was a thumbs in the middle type of show for me, the Bradshaw push ruined the show for me but i hope WWE goes for Booker as a top contender to Eddie's title than a bad Hansen imitator.

Cena's promos are getting kind of lame for me, i guess he's got to watch for the FCC another reason why he should be on RAW.(On a funny note if Cena was a member of this forum he would've been banned already b/c of his colorful language )

[Invictus 0]

Yeah, I find it funny that Cena needs to actually pull out of a bag of nuts to throw at the guy when he says "deez nuts" just to cover his and the WWE's ass from the FCC.

 

A Cena promo can be broken down into this:

 

-Raps about city to get cheap pop

-Makes fun of whomever he's addressing by insinuating they are gay

-Makes dick jokes about addressee

-Tells them to either suck his dick or choke on deez nuts at the end.

 

Talk about stale.

[SuperJerk 0]

that was actually a good backstage segment....all the faces got good recognition, and Booker looked even more like a BIG heel!

I was trying to figure out why a heel would be in the face lockeroom..

They got their locker assignments before Booker turned heel at the beginning of the show.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

A Cena promo can be broken down into this:

 

-Raps about city to get cheap pop

-Makes fun of whomever he's addressing by insinuating they are gay

-Makes dick jokes about addressee

-Tells them to either suck his dick or choke on deez nuts at the end.

Also, every other rap must contain a crack (usually the same one) towards Michael Cole.

 

Seriously, I still think points #2 and #4 contradict each other. Know what I mean?

[SuperJerk 0]

What's up with Angle not wanting Eddie the Drug Addict to be Champ, but having no problem with giving Booker the Armed Robber a title shot?