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At any given time, I need at least three posters worthy of my vehement ire. BBCW is only one man.

 

List shitty TSM members here. I will view their posts and gauge their awfulness. (Oh, if they post mainly in the wrestling forums, don't bother. Wrestling is gay.)

 

REAL EDIT: Screw that. I'll just grade boarders in general.

 

fake edit: I reserve the right to not grade whomever I feel like not grading.

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Are you familiar with the works of KingOfThe909?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...sult_type=posts

 

Most Disgusting Personality (Pages 1 2 3 ...10 )

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 28 2004, 05:17 PM

 

Replies: 271

Views: 4518  A guy can't turn me on.

 

And fuck no. 

 

Most Disgusting Personality (Pages 1 2 3 ...10 )

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 28 2004, 03:59 AM

 

Replies: 271

Views: 4518  Uhhhh........no. It's not.

 

And I didn't tell you to suck my dick, I said suck a dick.....big difference.

 

Most Disgusting Personality (Pages 1 2 3 ...10 )

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 28 2004, 03:42 AM

 

Replies: 271

Views: 4518  Suck a dick. 

 

Most Disgusting Personality (Pages 1 2 3 ...10 )

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 28 2004, 03:28 AM

 

Replies: 271

Views: 4518  Dude, shut the fuck up. It's repetitive now. 

 

More PETA Hijinks

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 24 2004, 08:15 PM

 

Replies: 19

Views: 282  I think PETA can suck my dick. 

 

All the Eagan hate (Pages 1 2 3 ...5 )

Kingofthe909 Posted on: Mar 22 2004, 07:49 PM

 

Replies: 122

Views: 1837  Suck my dick. 

 

I stopped after three pages. In summation, his obsession with other wrestling fans fellating him means only one thing: Kingof the909 is one of the few TSM boarders that matter. Grade: B+

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Oh come on...I'm not that bad. JSYK listed worse people than me.

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Guest FrigidSoul
1) FrigidSoul

*in his best Ralph Wiggum voice* I won, I won! *proceeds to stage for award*

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To name a few, -ib- (the gimmick of calling wrestlers their real names and Italic & bolding WM every time is annoying), Kingofthe909 of course, and maybe JoeDirt for being the biggest flodder ever (nearly 4/5 topics in Old School he starts).

 

Non-Wrestling Forums:

reshad(random numbers) for posting the topic of fucking his cousin in the ass.

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1) FrigidSoul: Possibly psychotic (lots of talk about meds and mental wards and the like) and has a disturbing obsession with an underage girl in Canada. Makes me concerned for the well being of those around him, but, since I don't know those people AND he might hunt me down and kill me in my sleep, I shan't grade him too harshly. He gets a C+, with plenty of room for improvement.

 

2) Drury: I've given this a lot of thought; I am convinced drury is one of those aimbots like smarterchild. Grade not applicable, as it is unable to post for itself. Ya know, like a real boy.

And there ya go.

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Guest FrigidSoul

To be fair Canadian Chick is only a year under being legal. I'm pushing for a B

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Has Damaramu been played out?

I guess his 0-982 record vs. Chave in flame wars a few months ago counts as sucking.

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Choken One

 

Discuss

Like a crazy bum swearing and urinating on a street corner, Choken One's posts are brutish and horrifying, but without the trainwreck quality that makes the depraved so damn engaging. In short, he's a very terrible boarder--incidentally, he makes me hate Keith Caputo, a man I know very little about--but, seeing how his ghastly presence has reduced on these fora as of late, I cannot give him as low a grade as he probably deserves. Grade: D

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Choken One

 

Discuss

Like a crazy bum swearing and urinating on a street corner, Choken One's posts are brutish and horrifying, but without the trainwreck quality that makes the depraved so damn engaging. In short, he's a very terrible boarder--incidentally, he makes me hate Keith Caputo, a man I know very little about--but, seeing how his ghastly presence has reduced on these fora as of late, I cannot give him as low a grade as he probably deserves. Grade: D

I'm guessing I got a Grade of "F" for "Fucking stupid"?

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Has Damaramu been played out?

Damaramu's awfuless is legendary, but his constant embarassment at the hands of other boarders--some of whom are as bad as he is, amazingly--has reduced his board presence as of late. Were Damaramumania still running wild, I'd give him an F, but, alas, it is not. So, he'll have to settle for Grade: D.

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What's your opinion on MikeSC? I can honestly say alot of his views and the crap he sputters is what made me go sour on the CE forum.

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I need evaluation considering my names in the thread. :)

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What's your opinion on MikeSC? I can honestly say alot of his views and the crap he sputters is what made me go sour on the CE forum.

I've only stepped foot in that folder a handful of times--politics anger up the blood, as my grandpa says--so I cannot say too much about him. However, Agent of Oblivion seems to hate him, so I trust his judgment on this.

 

EDIT: Wait, wasn't he that guy who let his girlfriend beat him up? What a pussy. Grade: F

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buffybeast.  Discuss.

Beautiful. She is a flower, a diamond in the festering shithole that is TSM. I rarely think about this board when I'm not it, but when I do, two things spring immediately to mind: 1) the whereabouts of Treble Charged, and 2) buffybeast.

 

I even dreamed about her once. I took her to dinner--the drive-thru at Wendys (she loves the 99 cent menu)--and a movie. When we got back to her place...well, though it was a dream, I must keep some things to myself.

 

It is a dream, after all. In real life, buffybeast would have nothing to do with me. I have no backhair, nor am I grotesquely fat. Still, I would love her like no man in the world could. It's all I have to give. That, and this grade: A

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buffybeast.  Discuss.

Beautiful. She is a flower, a diamond in the festering shithole that is TSM. I rarely think about this board when I'm not it, but when I do, two things spring immediately to mind: 1) the whereabouts of Treble Charged, and 2) buffybeast.

 

I even dreamed about her once. I took her to dinner--the drive-thru at Wendys (she loves the 99 cent menu)--and a movie. When we got back to her place...well, though it was a dream, I must keep some things to myself.

 

Clever..........yet hideous.

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What's your opinion on MikeSC? I can honestly say alot of his views and the crap he sputters is what made me go sour on the CE forum.

And he is owned all too easily in that folder as well.

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Even though Inc and I are buds, I'd probably get a C- or so.

The signature would raise it to a B I bet.

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How about you rate me. If it helps, I could call you a loser for taking the time to do this. It wouldn't be my true feelings, however. No.

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