kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I'm turning this off and taking a shower. Wow. Listening to liberal talk radio makes you feel that dirty, huh? Moore is making a new movie....a COMEDY about SEPTEMBER 11th! What the fuck? and they criticize Bush for being offensive using 9/11 in his ads?! Moore says its a comedy because Bush as a leader makes good comedy....Is this guy like the most unlikeable person in the world or what? But Mikey's an artist so that's all OK. Actually, it'll just be another OMG-Bush-Sucks-Where's-My-TastyCake? film Hopefully the veins around his heart clamp up before he makes another movie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I wonder if they'll do "news updates." I bet it would sound a lot like the Powersauce commercials they had on the Simpsons where Homer has to climb Mt. Springfield. "This just in! Powersauce is amazing!" "This just in! Bush is the worst president since Jimmy Car...er Lyndon Joh...er Herbert Hoover!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Script of: OMG911SLOWMOTIONCRASHFOOTAGENEVERFORGETLOL2004 By Mikey Moore SCENE: Two men rush down a stairwell. The sound of a large EXPLOISIONS sounds, and the room shakes. Man #1: When this skyscraper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! Man #2: *laughs* DEBRIS falls from the ceiling, killing them both. END But hey, if he uses music other than "Only Time", it'll at least be different than 99.999999999999999% of the other Sept11 movies. Now I'm taking that shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Ok, now Franken, this whiny Kathy woman and Moore are having a circle jerk reading anonymous letters from the troops about how ashamed they are of the President OMG FALSE PRETENSE and how people like Moore are their heroes. Moore says the people who don't support the troops are actually the ones who sent them to war without a plan... This is going to get so old. Every commercial is about the woman's right to choose and Sharon Stone talking about the fight against AIDS, and like nothing but liberal social service announcements. No real advertisers. Its like a bad parody. And these people are some of the most whiny, unlikeable people I've ever heard. It's like a carwreck though, I can't stop listening. It MIGHT last as long as Donahue on MSNBC did... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 The news updates are nothing amazing but nothing political either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 That was a really quick shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I just ran through the water. And now I leave for.. Uh... Non-shower reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Moore is making a new movie....a COMEDY about SEPTEMBER 11th! What the fuck? and they criticize Bush for being offensive using 9/11 in his ads?! Moore says its a comedy because Bush as a leader makes good comedy....Is this guy like the most unlikeable person in the world or what? Please tell me you're not serious. Then again, I could buy that his girth and heft caused the towers to collapse... -=Mike ...Moore: Where no talent and extreme hunger interesect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 That was a really quick shower. Oh God, stop mentioning Jobber in the shower. Now I need a shower. -=Mike ...And the cycle continues... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Moore is making a new movie....a COMEDY about SEPTEMBER 11th! What the fuck? and they criticize Bush for being offensive using 9/11 in his ads?! Moore says its a comedy because Bush as a leader makes good comedy....Is this guy like the most unlikeable person in the world or what? Please tell me you're not serious. Then again, I could buy that his girth and heft caused the towers to collapse... -=Mike ...Moore: Where no talent and extreme hunger interesect Unless he was making a poorly delievered joke (which wouldn't be suprising since EVERYTHING has been delivered poorly so far), he said it will be called Fahrenheit 911. Har Har. Franken: What regrets do you have about calling Bush a deserter? Moore: None. The whole groups has a hearty laugh I think I'm going to throw up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Script of: OMG911SLOWMOTIONCRASHFOOTAGENEVERFORGETLOL2004 By Mikey Moore... Once again, typical left-wing revisionism. You downloaded that script off the Net -- here's the real one unabridged.. SCENE: Mikey wakes up and walks toward the Grease-R-Us Buffet for the breakfast special. Two men rush down a stairwell in the WTC. The sound of a large EXPLOISIONS sounds, and the room shakes. Man #1: When this skyscraper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! Man #2: *laughs* DEBRIS falls from the ceiling, killing them both. Mikey takes his plate filled with bacon and links and sits down to eat. No more explosions are heard, for now. But when those fresh biscuits get placed on the buffet line... END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Oh Goodness AL GORE is on now. This is like bizzaro world or something. Franken addresses him as "Mr. President". Oh shutup. Gore says he's a BIG FAN of Moore's. Well there goes what's left of his political career. Oooooh they're bringing up Moore supporting Nader and they're joking that Moore should apologize to Mr. Gore. And now Moore is defending Nader. I think I'm addicted to this for all the wrong reasons... Franken thanks Gore for coming on and Gore starts FREAKING OUT saying "WAIT IS THAT IT, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING INTERVIEWED!?" before Franken calms him down and says he is, he just wants to thank him for coming on. "Oh". Now Gore and friends are making Oxycontin jokes. This is just a big mean spirited carwreck featuring some of the most unlikeable, bitter people you will ever hear....and I'm loving it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 How in the blue hell has this thread reached the 70+ post mark!? And is Al really calling his show the 'O Franken Factor?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 How in the blue hell has this thread reached the 70+ post mark!? And is Al really calling his show the 'O Franken Factor?... Yes. And it's a "0 spin zone" too ya know. Listen live to the audio train wreck here: http://www.airamericaradio.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I'm becoming very confused...is this supposed to appeal to anyone besides liberals or is this just a way for Bush-bashers to bash Bush on a permenant basis? Do normal apolitical people really care one way or the other about Michael Moore or Al Gore bashing Bush all day long enough to tune in? And even if they did, does hearing Moore call Bush a deserter or Franken calling Gore "Mr. President" make them swing left in a hurry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 How in the blue hell has this thread reached the 70+ post mark!? And is Al really calling his show the 'O Franken Factor?... Yes. And it's a "0 spin zone" too ya know. Listen live to the audio train wreck here: http://www.airamericaradio.com/ Franken is one riveting fella. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Some old woman is on whining about "I can't understand how Anne Coultoure could say liberals hate America, because liberals are the ones that LOVE America" Everyone in agreement: That's right, that's true. This is like a bad groupthink experiment on some of those drugs Al was on in the 70s... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Oh Goodness AL GORE is on now. This is like bizzaro world or something. Franken addresses him as "Mr. President". Oh shutup. Gore says he's a BIG FAN of Moore's. Well there goes what's left of his political career. Oooooh they're bringing up Moore supporting Nader and they're joking that Moore should apologize to Mr. Gore. And now Moore is defending Nader. I think I'm addicted to this for all the wrong reasons... Franken thanks Gore for coming on and Gore starts FREAKING OUT saying "WAIT IS THAT IT, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING INTERVIEWED!?" before Franken calms him down and says he is, he just wants to thank him for coming on. "Oh". Now Gore and friends are making Oxycontin jokes. This is just a big mean spirited carwreck featuring some of the most unlikeable, bitter people you will ever hear....and I'm loving it! Air America: Showing Why Liberal Talk Radio Hasn't Worked in Years. Seems Franken's show is largely about how liberals really love America and conservatives do not. -=Mike ...BTW, I thought they WEREN'T going to call themselves "liberal" constantly. Didn't they change the name of the original station to avoid that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SideFXs Report post Posted March 31, 2004 God what a sappy, liberal , lovefest, ARG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Air America: Showing Why Liberal Talk Radio Hasn't Worked in Years. Conservative Brigade troops: ATTENTION! From now on, this newtork will be known as (omg) HOT-AIR AMERICA (lol2004) or (omg) REGRESSIVE MEDIA (lol2004)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 BTW, Clarke appears later this week, apparently. Gee, and people wonder why some think he MIGHT have an axe to grind. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 RANDY RHODES IS NEXT!?! AWESOME! I thought he died in that plane crash! He was always Ozzy's best guitarist, a true vituoso...I wonder what he's doing on HOT-AIR RADIO LOL2004 though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Air America: Showing Why Liberal Talk Radio Hasn't Worked in Years. Conservative Brigade troops: ATTENTION! From now on, this newtork will be known as (omg) HOT-AIR AMERICA (lol2004) or (omg) REGRESSIVE MEDIA (lol2004)... Can we just call them BO-RINGLOL2004? It was like hearing Ben Stein talk for hours. With even LESS humor. God, for an allegedly funny guy, Al sure seems to not have a clue how to be, you know, funny on the radio. God what a sappy, liberal , lovefest, ARG I wouldn't have minded an amusing one. -=Mike ...And who was that pointless woman he co-hosted with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Air America: Showing Why Liberal Talk Radio Hasn't Worked in Years. Conservative Brigade troops: ATTENTION! From now on, this newtork will be known as (omg) HOT-AIR AMERICA (lol2004) or (omg) REGRESSIVE MEDIA (lol2004)... Hmm...let's try it. OMGHOTAIRAMERICALOL2004~!!!! I like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 BTW, Clarke appears later this week, apparently. Gee, and people wonder why some think he MIGHT have an axe to grind. But yet he isn't going to show up on the network America trusts for fa(ux)ir and balanced news. Color me surprised... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I'm back. I actually took a shower. I know I said I wasn't, but it was another liberal lie. My lie is now going through CNN this minute because we control everything, you see. Oh Goodness AL GORE is on now. This is like bizzaro world or something. Franken addresses him as "Mr. President". Oh shutup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 RANDY RHODES IS NEXT!?! AWESOME! I thought he died in that plane crash! He was always Ozzy's best guitarist, a true vituoso...I wonder what he's doing on HOT-AIR RADIO LOL2004 though... Well, the station is already dying a death as is... -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 BTW, Clarke appears later this week, apparently. Gee, and people wonder why some think he MIGHT have an axe to grind. But yet he isn't going to show up on the network America trusts for fa(ux)ir and balanced news. Color me surprised... Hmm, at least the news is unbiased....oh wait, it ISN'T. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I'm back. I actually took a shower. I know I said I wasn't, but it was another liberal lie. My lie is now going through CNN this minute because we control everything, you see. You're Jewish?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 If I needed even more of a reason to want Bush to win I have it now. The day after the election listening to these guy will be truly glrorious. They'll sound like whiny children screaming "IT'S NOT FAIR!!! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!". (this is of course assuming this even lasts through November). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
