Zack Malibu Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 At Anglemania 3, we at the OAOAST were shocked to learn that HeldDOWN~! General Manager Northstar struck a deal with the now-defunct IZ GM Dan Black to absorb IZ's assets, and sign several IZ stars, including Black himself, to create the lone OAOAST brand name TV show, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, and seemingly win the brand war that has gone on for the past year. Due to the conniving deal being struck, as well as the altercation that took place between the men and Bill Watts of OAOAST Corporate, it has been decided that in this new era of OAOAST action as we start anew, that a change is needed. Feeling that putting wrestlers in power only serves to stir up conflict and controversy, it has been ruled that Northstar is currently having all GM duties suspended, and that Dan Black will simply remain an active roster member with no duties in office. This Thursday on HeldDOWN~!, which is already shaping up to be a major show, we will be introduced to the NEW OAOAST Director of Authority, and it just may shock you as to who it is!
Guest SP-1 Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 This Thursday on HeldDOWN~!, which is already shaping up to be a major show, we will be introduced to the NEW OAOAST Director of Authority, and it just may shock you as to who it is!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 Whoever it is they won't be nearly as cool as the original HeldDown GM.
Zack Malibu Posted March 30, 2004 Author Report Posted March 30, 2004 I dunno about that. It could be some guy who's pretty big and not named Mario Logan.
Angle-plex Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 It's Stephen Popick.... ....or is it?! *smiles*
Zack Malibu Posted March 30, 2004 Author Report Posted March 30, 2004 I'm perplexed. I mean, do I have to write like a poet to let you know that a true superstar is going to be the DOA?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 highlighting th word BIG is cruel Zack. We all miss Big too much to be teased like that.
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 I dunno about that. It could be some guy who's pretty big and not named Mario Logan. I'm honored. my first official act as OAOAST GM is to go get a beer from the fridge. Thank You.
caboose Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 I knew The Sole Survivor would return one day...
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 highlighting th word BIG is cruel Zack. We all miss Big too much to be teased like that. Where is Big anyway? Does he still post here?
Zack Malibu Posted March 31, 2004 Author Report Posted March 31, 2004 I haven't heard from Big in ages. Same goes for TSS. Haven't heard from him since last summer.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 I haven't seen BIG in maybe...3 months. TSS dropped off the face of the earth.
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 Considering how bored I am right now I did a search and Big made a post today in sports. I guess he's still alive, which is a good thing, he's a funny bastard.
Adam Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 Whoa, one big announcement after another! I'm excited!
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