dutchse.cx Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Not if you come in through the back door... wearing a rubber. Agreed. Nothing says 'revenge' like "I fucked your best friend in the ass."
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Ok, well then taking all of the ideas how about he goes with this chain of events? 1.) Fucks her female best friends in the ass while wearing a rubber 2.) Offers to take her for a drive 3.) Goes onto highway and as she sits there without her seatbelt on reaches speeds of 90mph 4.) While she unknowingly plays with shit(not knowing that doing that has created her downfall this whole time) he slams the brakes and veers off onto the breakdown lane sending her through the windshield 5.) Gets out of car and grabs steel folding chair from trunk 6.) Goes up to her as she's now hanging off the steel guardrail bleeding and proceeds to tell her "I fucked your best friend in the ass, stop playing with shit in my car!" 7.) Steel chair shot to her head then get back in car and leave Another problem solved by TSM
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Ok, well then taking all of the ideas how about he goes with this chain of events? 1.) Fucks her female best friends in the ass while wearing a rubber 2.) Offers to take her for a drive 3.) Goes onto highway and as she sits there without her seatbelt on reaches speeds of 90mph 4.) While she unknowingly plays with shit(not knowing that doing that has created her downfall this whole time) he slams the brakes and veers off onto the breakdown lane sending her through the windshield 5.) Gets out of car and grabs steel folding chair from trunk 6.) Goes up to her as she's now hanging off the steel guardrail bleeding and proceeds to tell her "I fucked your best friend in the ass, stop playing with shit in my car!" 7.) Steel chair shot to her head then get back in car and leave Another problem solved by TSM You made a mistake.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Get an ejector seat for the passenger seat installed and put a button on the dash.
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Swear at her in random languages for a good old time.
HarleyQuinn Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Screw all that, get some rope and some honey. Hit a forest and tie her to a tree before pouring honey all over her then abandon her for the day. She'll either be dead or rescued but it'll teach her.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Screw all that, get some rope and some honey. Hit a forest and tie her to a tree before pouring honey all over her then abandon her for the day. She'll either be dead or rescued but it'll teach her. Not if she's dead.
justsoyouknow Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 Screw all that, get some rope and some honey. Hit a forest and tie her to a tree before pouring honey all over her then abandon her for the day. She'll either be dead or rescued but it'll teach her. Not if she's dead. She'd learn before she died.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Screw all that, get some rope and some honey. Hit a forest and tie her to a tree before pouring honey all over her then abandon her for the day. She'll either be dead or rescued but it'll teach her. Not if she's dead. Good call. Unleash the evil Winnie The Pooh on her honey covered ass.
Ripper Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Put a UOM in each compartment she opens for her. Have her name on it so when she opens she thinks you left her a note. Then it says "You Owe Me one sloppy blowjob and you are required to swallow" or "You owe me one threeway with your hottest Bi-curious friend...and you must swallow" or "You owe Me one dinner you cooked yourself...and you are required to swallow"...you get the point. Have some sexual act that she never does in each compartment. Either you will be drowning in freaky sexual acts or she will stop touching shit. Win win.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Go over to her place with her, and fuck with every little thing you can find.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Go over to her place with her, and fuck with every little thing you can find. except for the brown ring.......ah, fuck with that too......
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. That's not nice.
Ripper Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 But really...who yells PUSH before they push a button?
justsoyouknow Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. Anyway, I talked to her about it today and she claimed that she was just trying to make me laugh, because she's never seen me laugh. She promised to stop...but just in case she pisses me off some more, give me some more ideas.
Slayer Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 She promised to stop...but just in case she pisses me off some more, give me some more ideas. Kill the bitch
Ripper Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. Anyway, I talked to her about it today and she claimed that she was just trying to make me laugh, because she's never seen me laugh. She promised to stop...but just in case she pisses me off some more, give me some more ideas. If there was a better idea than mine(which involved swallowing of secretions) I ain't seen it. Ripper - Believes extra protein should be apart of a young womans diet.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 If there was a better idea than mine(which involved swallowing of secretions) I ain't seen it. Ripper - Believes extra protein should be apart of a young womans diet. You're just trying to hold my "Send the bitch through the windshield" idea down.
justsoyouknow Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 Sorry, Frigid, but I really liked Ripper's idea a lot better. I could always combine them..."You owe me the right to fuck your best friend in the ass while repeatedly hitting you in the face with a chair while going 90 on the freeway." That could be exciting.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Sorry, Frigid, but I really liked Ripper's idea a lot better. I could always combine them..."You owe me the right to fuck your best friend in the ass while repeatedly hitting you in the face with a chair while going 90 on the freeway." That could be exciting. Now your on to something.....
EdwardKnoxII Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 But really...who yells PUSH before they push a button? Well Michael Knight would always yell out Turbo Boost before pushing the button in Knight Rider. But, that's just because Hasselhoff is awesome
Ripper Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 But really...who yells PUSH before they push a button? Well Michael Knight would always yell out Turbo Boost before pushing the button in Knight Rider. But, that's just because Hasselhoff is awesome Now unless she has a perm out afro, then she shouldn't be doing it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 The approach here is pretty easy though. Get her slightly fucked up, and simply start making out with her. Duuuuuuuuuumb beeches.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. I've been away for less than a month, you retard.
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Glad to have you back, my partener in both crime and life.
justsoyouknow Posted April 2, 2004 Author Report Posted April 2, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. I've been away for less than a month, you retard. Really? Seems like much longer. It was kind of nice.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 She sounds retarded. That would also explain why she's going out with JSYK. Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. I've been away for less than a month, you retard. Really? Seems like much longer. It was kind of nice. BURN~! Don't worry, I'll only be on here rarely now.
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