April Fools Pranks

[SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0]

Any and all ideas are appreciated. Any that would be possible in school are kinda what im looking for, but anything is appreciated.

 

Thanks,

SFJEB

[The Tino Standard 0]

I would be careful... My senior class started with the year-end pranks on April Fools Day and went so overboard that our prom was temporarily cancelled. Just a total fiasco.

[Gert T 0]

I am going to work tomorrow, which will be at a elementary school, which lately has been a pretty extraordinary occurence. Yeah at school's you do have to be careful though not to go overboard. Make sure its P.C.

 

I'm just gonna tell my second graders they will get candy, and then eat it right in front of them.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I am going to work tomorrow, which will be at a elementary school, which lately has been a pretty extraordinary occurence. Yeah at school's you do have to be careful though not to go overboard. Make sure its P.C.

 

I'm just gonna tell my second graders they will get candy, and then eat it right in front of them.

Wouldn't that be a little mean to do to 7 year olds?

 

 

Make sure to eat it slowly by the way.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Any and all ideas are appreciated. Any that would be possible in school are kinda what im looking for, but anything is appreciated.

 

If you can wear a long sleeve and keep your arm off the thing, slip an electric cattle prod up your sleeve and walk around shaking hands.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I remember one year I put super glue on a door knob at school (this was Middle School, 7th grade) for an April Fools prank and someone got their hand stuck to the doorknob...

 

oh yeah, that someone was me. The greatest part of it was that they took the doorknob out of the door but wouldn't take it off my hand til the end of the day so I had to walk around all day with a door knob on my hand, but I didn't get in any trouble because I never told anyone I did it, everyone assumed that I was the victim of the prank. There was a search for the perp but no one ever found out it was me, and no one knew it was me,...til now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Any and all ideas are appreciated. Any that would be possible in school are kinda what im looking for, but anything is appreciated.

 

If you can wear a long sleeve and keep your arm off the thing, slip an electric cattle prod up your sleeve and walk around shaking hands.

This must be a metalhead thing. A buddy of mine snuck some kind of electrical shocking gizmo into school (pre-columbine, so I guess it was easy), and shocked the corner of his locker while he was acting like he was reaching for a book. All the lockers are made of sheet metal and connected to one another, by the way. My favorite idea ever though, was when the hillbillies greased up three pigs, and in a stroke of genius, numbered them 1, 2, and 4.

 

I'm going to spray quarts of WD 40 on frequently touched surfaces at work.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I actually took this idea from a guy I know who took a prod into school for the last day of classes for the freshman. He needed it to avoid getting the 'first day for a freshman hazing' that the sophs did.

 

Nothing beats the visual of a kid walking the halls with a long ass electric cattle prod and huge black cape roaring at everything that moves while shocking any older kids brave enough to get near him. I think it took 3 shockings for them to realize it wasn't gonna work with this particular fresh.

 

later in his high school days he had a station wagon with a legit working missile rack on the top.

 

Now he's a mormon obsessed with dating chubby women with huge breasts. he's good people.

[Slayer 0]

What's April Fools?

[Ted the Poster 0]

I actually took this idea from a guy I know who took a prod into school for the last day of classes for the freshman. He needed it to avoid getting the 'first day for a freshman hazing' that the sophs did.

 

Nothing beats the visual of a kid walking the halls with a long ass electric cattle prod and huge black cape roaring at everything that moves while shocking any older kids brave enough to get near him. I think it took 3 shockings for them to realize it wasn't gonna work with this particular fresh.

 

later in his high school days he had a station wagon with a legit working missile rack on the top.

 

Now he's a mormon obsessed with dating chubby women with huge breasts.  he's good people.

My brother's a freshman and his personality just screams "easy target". His school is big on freshman hazing, so I'll plant this idea in his head. Then on the day before the freshman hazing I'll sabotage his weapon.

 

As far as pranks go, this simple one is more meant for the morning, but can be done at night too. Get the toothbrush of a family member and secretly soak the head of it in a cup of orange juice for a few hours, and then put it back(duh). I don't know if you've ever tasted orange juice and toothpaste at the same time, but damn is it nasty.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

This is one of those "you had to have been there" things, but I thought it was fucking hilarious.

 

Okay, so we had English period lunch today, which means 2nd lunch (of 4). After lunch, our teacher comes back and says "okay...I need to use the bathroom, so I'll be back in 5 minutes...nobody lock me out!" So she leaves, and we close the door (as people have been barricading her out of the room all day). We then go into the classroom next to ours, as all of our classrooms are connected by doorways for fire safety or something, and we asked the teacher (Mr. Radford, who is quite simply THE MAN) if we could switch rooms. Yes.

 

We switched rooms, with his junior English class and our senior English class switching places, and just waited for our teacher to come back. She came back a few minutes later, and we only knew because of the huge outburst of collective laughter from the other room. We went back to our regular rooms, and after about 15 minutes, she needed to leave the room to ask another teacher a question. So then she says "okay...I'll be back in two minutes...don't switch rooms on me!" She leaves, and this kid named Andrew Carroll grabs the keys to the room, locks the door, and shuts it. It was kinda funny to see her try to open the door, and everybody in the class swore we wouldn't rat Carroll out. So, naturally, since we all consider Carroll to be a huge tool, we ratted him out entirely when she walked through Radford's class (and Radford tooled on her while she walked through, because, again, he's the man) into ours.

[TSA09 0]

My friend told her boyfriend she was pregnant.....he almost had a heart attack. We laughed.

[Some Guy 0]

I remember one year I put super glue on a door knob at school (this was Middle School, 7th grade) for an April Fools prank and someone got their hand stuck to the doorknob...

 

oh yeah, that someone was me. The greatest part of it was that they took the doorknob out of the door but wouldn't take it off my hand til the end of the day so I had to walk around all day with a door knob on my hand, but I didn't get in any trouble because I never told anyone I did it, everyone assumed that I was the victim of the prank. There was a search for the perp but no one ever found out it was me, and no one knew it was me,...til now.

::Rats MarvinisaLunatic out to the principal::

 

Why didn't they either get the knob off your hand or send you home?

[Gert T 0]

I am going to work tomorrow, which will be at a elementary school, which lately has been a pretty extraordinary occurence. Yeah at school's you do have to be careful though not to go overboard. Make sure its P.C.

 

I'm just gonna tell my second graders they will get candy, and then eat it right in front of them.

Wouldn't that be a little mean to do to 7 year olds?

 

 

Make sure to eat it slowly by the way.

I guess the joke was on me, they were never even good enough to be even enticed my candy. Oh well, the school loves my policy of stopping them in the hall if they are talking. They missed 5 minutes of gym today because they just couldn't get it.

 

BTW could that teacher be anymore stupider? She fell for it twice?

[justsoyouknow 0]

My friend told her boyfriend she was pregnant.....he almost had a heart attack. We laughed.

That's not funny at all. It's more heartless and cruel than anything else.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd slap the bitch.

 

My WD 40 prank was a success. All night I heard people groan and curse, then walk over and grab a napkin. They tried tampering with my drink somehow, but I caught them.

[Guest Fook]

My friend put garbage in my bed.

Not the nicest thing in the world to discover when you're coming home drunk from the bar.

 

I guess it was payback for replacing his bottled water with vodka (he can't take vodka and pretty much gagged on the spot when he found out it wasn't water).

[Mole 0]

I couldn't do any pranks because I was sick, so that ruined one of my favorite days.

[The Tino Standard 0]

My friend put garbage in my bed.

Not the nicest thing in the world to discover when you're coming home drunk from the bar.

That's right up there with pouring a full box of Rice Krispies in someone's bed.

[SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0]

This is one of those "you had to have been there" things, but I thought it was fucking hilarious.

 

Okay, so we had English period lunch today, which means 2nd lunch (of 4). After lunch, our teacher comes back and says "okay...I need to use the bathroom, so I'll be back in 5 minutes...nobody lock me out!" So she leaves, and we close the door (as people have been barricading her out of the room all day). We then go into the classroom next to ours, as all of our classrooms are connected by doorways for fire safety or something, and we asked the teacher (Mr. Radford, who is quite simply THE MAN) if we could switch rooms. Yes.

 

We switched rooms, with his junior English class and our senior English class switching places, and just waited for our teacher to come back. She came back a few minutes later, and we only knew because of the huge outburst of collective laughter from the other room. We went back to our regular rooms, and after about 15 minutes, she needed to leave the room to ask another teacher a question. So then she says "okay...I'll be back in two minutes...don't switch rooms on me!" She leaves, and this kid named Andrew Carroll grabs the keys to the room, locks the door, and shuts it. It was kinda funny to see her try to open the door, and everybody in the class swore we wouldn't rat Carroll out. So, naturally, since we all consider Carroll to be a huge tool, we ratted him out entirely when she walked through Radford's class (and Radford tooled on her while she walked through, because, again, he's the man) into ours.

I dunno, i still think thats fucking hillarious.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I was talking to this wrestling tape trader early the other day and I was making a deal with him (one I didn't plan to stick to obviously) so after everything was planned out on information exchange (addresses included), I told him at the end:

 

Deon Dark: Oh by the way, just to let you know, I work for the WWE and I already contacted them about you violating U.S. Copyright Laws, you'll be hearing from our lawyers.

 

I was gonna tell him it was my April Fool's joke, but I was immediately blocked before I could do so.